The Organized One

Monica Geller. twenty3.

[rorygilmore]

I’m Monica. I’m disgusting. I stalk guys and keep their underpants.

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jofromtheblock:

Go to college and hopefully join the police academy.

Wow that’s brave of you. Congratulations.

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jofromtheblock:

Well, I decided I don’t wanna be a mechanic anyway.  A whole life of having guys alternate between hitting on me and telling me I don’t know how to change oil? No thanks.

What are you going to do instead?

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jofromtheblock:

My boss said he’s gonna have to fire me if I try to punch another guy who tries to tell me I don’t know anything about cars just cause I’m a girl.  Guess I’m gonna get fired…

Sounds...productive.

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jofromtheblock:

Older shmolder.  All the more reason to break his legs.  I’ll help if you need.

I might take you up on that one day.

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jofromtheblock:

Also effective

He might be older than me, and my parents’ favorite, but I always win in the end.

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jofromtheblock:

I’d break his legs but that’s just me

Oh I could have. But I just sat on him until he passed out.

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jofromtheblock:

Yeah, letting someone use your head as a science experiment generally isn’t a good idea…

Yeah, well my brother is also an ass hat, so what are you gonna do, you know?

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jofromtheblock:

Man, there are a lot of blondes around here.  I might need to spend more time at the shop.

I thought about dyeing my hair blond once. Then I overheard Ross talking to his nerd friends about using it as a science experiment, so I nixed that plan.

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#tbt to some blonder hair