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live laugh linguine

[dogpuppy]

[xalatath]

Everybody in the club Yield to my will

[kikmessenger]

sits on my own blog like it’s the edge of a lake wistfully

[kikmessenger]

skips a stone over a few posts

[ferrettaur]

So like an hour ago I just lear🪨︵︵ned that— what the fuck was that. Someone just skipped a rock across my post did you see that

[mutant-what-not]

Hunter S. Thompson aims at his IBM Selectric typewriter, Woody Creek, 1989

[3000s]

the grocery store should be open 24/7 but they should let the employees go home and just trust us

[cheddar-baby]

What the sneef? I'm snorfin' here!

[tiktaalic]

I was born in the exact right generation I love being an unmarried woman in my twenties with my own bank account and no children

[tiktaalic]

This getting reblogged with “and my thirties” “and my forties” “and my fifties”

[sapphling]

let's all have a fun time looking up new words when we encounter them to see what they mean before incorporating them into our vocabularies

[butchfaith]

how it feels to become an active participant in your own life

[bearie]

kittens conversation:

hey we are all really small do you want to sleep in a pile

other kittens: yeah

[miquellakind]

crack the egg of sympathy and make the omelette of compassion

[syn4k]

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

[joyflameball]

[meanbuddhist]

my body knows something that i don’t and i can’t get her to talk to me

[whyenn-reader]

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

[thememedaddy]

[homunculus-argument]

Wednesday the 15th. What an excellent day. Middle of the week, middle of the month. Truly, we are in the middle of things.