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live laugh linguine

[blizz4rd1203]

Who the fuck is that thing tolling for

[panicatthecriscodisco]

[xanaxfarts]

Weiner dog wearing armor at the Michigan Renaissance Festival (2002)

[cidham]

amir khusrow (1253–1325 CE)

[cherepashkadrabbles]

This is back on my dash! And listen, I love to see Amir Khusrau getting appreciation, but this translation ignores a lot. The original rhymes! And scans! And does playful things with register! And conveys a tone of affectionate banter between the two speakers, not least because it has them both addressing each other as sakhi (translated above as “girl”) in the last two lines. I think taking some liberties with line order is worth it to preserve more of the rest—and I think there’s a better translation of sakhi. And so:

He only visits once a year, I splurge big on him when he’s here, His kisses make my tastebuds tango. Who, bitch, your man? Nah, bitch, a mango.

[local-lesbian-tree-demon]

i think there is something fundamentally wrong with me but that's okay

[scoes]

Grace is one of the most classic things to fall from

[scoes]

That and the monkey barrrsssss

[mzmzmzmz-deactivated20260529]

[chkq-deactivated20260531]

i'm wasting my life on the computer when i could be living my life to the fullest on the computer

[sacred-portal]

[my-dailydreams]

[aropride]

(so mad i can’t see straight) Yeah i just don’t think chat gpt is a good classroom tool

[achesspiece]

is that simple task bothering you queen

[buildanaltarwhereitswells]

okay well i already fixed my heart and everyone knows that that's something you only have to do 1 time and not constantly

[kittynoct]

i legit overheard this when i was in class

kakashi: (muffled voice) how do i save my file teacher: what? i cant hear you kakashi: (takes off mask) how do i save my file

[salenathesource]

Who is kakashi

[kittynoct]

kakashi from accounting class

[kittynoct]

i saw kakashi in accounting class

[ilovetodrinkwater]

Hwve u ever tried music listening before. omg

[welcometothehole]

me when im reading a good book, and it’s a good book, and i love a good book

[melancholic-whimsy]

they hate me for my flat facial expressions and inability to contribute to conversations