warning: some may be nsfw
❝ OOF OW MY BONES HURT. ❞
❝ welcome to my twisted mind. ❞
❝ i bless the rains down in africa. ❞
❝ why would you say something so controversial yet so brave? ❞
❝ can i get uhhhhhhhh…. boneless pizza? ❞
❝ he’ll slip and slide on this banana peel! ❞
❝ i diagnose you with gay. ❞
❝ alexa, play ‘despacito’. ❞
❝ …..it’s free real estate. ❞
❝ coming out of my cage and i’ve been doing just fine. ❞
❝ why are you booing me? i’m right. ❞
❝ he protecc, but he also attac. ❞
❝ hi, welcome to chili’s. ❞
❝ ___ has been dead for ___ slutty, slutty years. ❞
❝ anyway, here’s ‘wonderwall’. ❞
❝ mmmmmm steamed clams! ❞
❝ i won’t hesitate, bITCH! ❞
❝ pretzels is the same. ❞
❝ if she breathes, she’s a THOT! ❞
❝ i wanna be a cowboy, baby! ❞
❝ FUCK yo chicken strips! ❞
❝ all according to keikaku (keikaku means plan). ❞
❝ i’d sell you to satan for one corn chip. ❞
❝ it’s true, but he shouldn’t say it. ❞
❝ i never went to oovoo javer. ❞
❝ you know i had to do it to em. ❞
❝ oh, you haven’t heard?? ❞
❝ YOU ARE ALREADY DEAD. ❞
❝ the last thing you’d want in your burger king burger is someone’s foot fungus, but, it turns out, that might be what you gaet. ❞