omg Hi!! I love your art so much! Youâre a great writer, just ugh- so good! I had this idea and couldnât get it out of my head so-
in one of the newest Hazbin episodes with Lucifer, he brings up he usually charges a sacrificial lamb and all I could imagine was Alastor getting extremely pissed at that lol
Thank you so much! I havenât actually had the chance to sit and watch the show yet so I had to look for the clip, love the song!
When Lucifer mentions âsacrificial lambâ
When Alastor spotted everyone working and decorations being put up with a welcome banner that had a picture of Lucifer he was automatically ticked off, sure he had yet to meet the man in person but after he realized the king of Hell himself wasnât nearly as bloodthirsty as you would think and couldnât care less about sinners as a whole he was thoroughly disappointed.
Of course you noticed his unhappy mood immediately and encouraged him to âat least try and play niceâ because, well he was still the king of Hell, as much as Alastor hated it Lucifer was leagues above him and he was smart enough to pick his battles wisely. But it wasnât exactly easy when Lucifer actually arrived at the hotel, king of Hell be dammed the short man in white came bursting in and trampling all over everything Alastor had worked on for this humble project of the princess.
âWhat in the unholy hell is that?â
âJust some of the renovations we had done, adds a bit of color donât you think?â The king certainly had an attitude, interestingly enough he was similar to Charlotte in that both had been alive for eons and in Lucifers case arguably even before time itself and yet they were both somewhat immature, it was more annoying on the king.
Perhaps he let his annoyance show just a bit too much with the cussing but if you were going to swear might as well be to Lucifers face, the princess stepped in and Alastor turned to find you glaring at him lightly âOh donât give me that look, the king is nothing but bad newsâ
âAlastor Charlie wants to connect with her dad, even if he is bad news heâs her familyâ
âPlease, you heard her yourself she hasnât seen her parents in years and now he shows up acting as if nothing is wrong between them? You and I have provided more guidance for Charlotte then Lucifer and Lilithâ In Alastors mind the poor hell born girl was basically an orphan until the two of you stepped in and helped build up her dreams, a deer, a sheep, and a goat, a lovely family of diverse ruminant.
âWe arenât her parentsâŠâ he was going to combat that but Charlotte brought the attention over to him again so he stepped up and just maybe pressed a few buttons on purpose to annoy the king who pushed the focus to the rest of the hotel inhabitants.
After a chandelier crashed Lucifer went off singing to Charlotte using his undoubtedly ridiculous about of power to create scenes and it wasnât long before you were pulled in tied to a table while he sang about sacrificial lamb while holding a knife and immediately Alastor was enraged, was Lucifer doing this purely to get to him because he saw the two of you talking? Oh absolutely.
Without so much as a second thought he interrupted the music number and tackled the fallen angel to the ground with a loud record scratch, the scene disappeared and the hotel lobby was back to normal except for the fact that the radio demon was about twice his usual size with antlers to match.
Lucifer punched him and pushed him away before getting up himself âYou wanna fucking go Rudolph?!!â He swung his staff and hit Alastor in the neck making it crack so in retaliation he grabbed the staff and tried to yank it out of the kings hands.
Charlotte and yourself were trying to breaking up the fight without much success âOverzealous overlords asshole!â
âPretentious peace of shit prince!â You and Charlotte managed to pull them apart eventually âAlastor what were you thinking?! You canât just attack the king of Hell!â
âStatus doesnât matter he was threatening you with a knife!â
âHe wasnât threatening just being dramatic and theatrical-Charlie was right there and he didnât have any reason to actually hurt me-â
âHe doesnât need a reason heâs Lucifer!â
âWell you certainly gave him one now!â
âI am trying to protect you-â
âAnd I am very grateful for that but you canât let your overprotectiveness get the better of youâ you gently held his arm and he returned to normal âYouâre a gentleman right?â
âA gentleman doesnât attack another man so violently, if youâre really so concerned you could have just pulled me away instead of instigating a fightâ
âI suppose you have a pointâŠâ
âLet me heal your cheek, he really got you goodâ
âDad just calm down-â
âCharlie I have to kill him itâs the rules-â
âNo no-dad you really upset him-like really really upset him by dragging _____ into your petty fighting and honestly it upset me too, both of them have really been supporting me through this whole journey so far and Alastor really really cares about her andâŠlook just, I really want your help and support but not it if means you hurting or threatening my friendsâ
Lucifer went quiet for a moment âCharlie sinners arenât worth all this effort, I know you want to believe thereâs good in everyone but just look around-Hell is like this because of the sinners I didnât design the system they did it all that themselvesâ
âSinners arenât all bad-I mean theyâre actually trying to improve and be better people and even if Alastor doesnât believe in redemption heâs still helpingâŠâ she looked over where the radio demon himself was standing with you while you healed his bruised face âThey remind me of you and mom before you guys split upâŠso please donât scare them awayâ
The doors flew open and Mimzy bounced in throwing confetti and singing so all conversation died and refocused on her sudden appearance, Alastor knew full well the flapper only appeared when she needed help so it came as no surprise when some nasty loan shark started trying to ram the door down and launch fireballs into the lobby not long after her entrance.
At least it proved him a few targets to kill, he passed his staff off to you to keep it safe while he went and massacred the pest that ran around like headless chickens at the sight of the radio demon twenty feet taller then he usually was. Now he was chewing on what he assumed was the leader, always a fan of seafood âYou got em all Alastor!â Looking down you were standing by the broken doors of the hotel and he shrunk back down to normal size, spitting the rest of the shark demon out on his way.
âWhat a lovely massacre! Why I feel rejuvenated!â You handed him back his microphone and he pulled you into his side holding you by the torso âI have a splendid idea for a seafood dinner tonight!â He attempted to kiss you one the cheek but your hand blocked him âAh-no kisses before you clean your mouth it reeks of death!â
He only laughed and held onto you tighter
