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kosmogrl

it’s june I desperately need to stop wasting time

kosmogrl

we’re basically halfway through the year this is getting SERIOUS

crabanarchy

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

crabanarchy

Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex

sugaranspikes

@aspecmemesdaily

aspecmemesdaily

Horrendous. I demand waffles.

fucxingcuties

dogpuppy

knifearo

i love your blog! I was wondering if you could help me with my identity a little? I have what feels like crushes on people, but I can't even imagine dating let alone marrying them. I don't know if this is because I want nothing besides to grow old with my best friend of two decades and the idea of a romantic relationship with people I've known for only a few months feels so flimsy in comparison, or if it's because I'm actually aro.

I've been in one relationship before that lasted five months. During this time I really cared about and was attracted to my boyfriend, but I couldn't see it as something that would last for long and I still loved my best friend more than him. When they hung out I was jealous of my boyfriend for taking up my friend's time rather than the other way around, which is not typically how it goes.

Do you have any ideas? Does it even matter if I'm aro or not? Should I give up on dating even though my friend probably won't?

to put it extremely extremely simply: no, it doesn't matter if you're aro or not. but not because it's not worth taking time to figure out for yourself! i'll always say that labels are first and foremost a method of communication. if you feel like this aspect of yourself is something that you want to communicate to others, or be able to categorize for yourself, then it's valuable for you to find a word that works for you!

i am not the most helpful person for microlabels (i'm sure someone in the notes can provide some specific suggestions, if that's what you're looking for!) but i'm also a proponent of using gray-labels if you're unsure or in a place where it fluctuates. you can always use grayaro or arospec if you feel it's important but don't know where to place yourself within it. you can ALSO—protip—just say that you're aro! the aromanticism police won't show up at your door. and if they do then you let me know and i'll kill them myself. you can always just be aromantic.

if you'd like, you can take a scroll through my #am i aro if tag for some other people's situations/more of my thoughts to see if anything resonates!!

my other tip: people don't usually spend a lot of time agonizing over whether they're aro or not if they're allo. if you're compatible with the larger default system there's not typically a lot of motivation to break away from it. sometimes people's relationship to aromanticism is in the way that their relationships work, rather than their specific attractions: if you're in a place where it's important to you, i always think the world is better off with more aromantic people. 🖤

sweatermuppet

very skilled at having a headache

maggymage

Oh yeah, I was a childhood prodigy. I even got certified in it by a proffessional

probuccalfat

these women did wonders for the “i’m single and i like it that way” community… i’m having a sexy ass life!

unfuckablebogtroll

orcboxer

they made phone batteries non-replaceable to COVER UP the fact that THEY are putting SINISTER DEVICES inside your phone that they DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOW ABOUT. And ME? I ALSO don't want to know about them.

maggymage

If they're sinister, I better not look directly at it

mrspider-deactivated20221213

Id fuck tigress from king fu panda

but would she fuck you? humble yourself

maggymage

Both of these are very valid takes, ngl

lesbianshepard

one of the funnier incidents of me assuming someone knew a meme irl was when a new coworker was talking about some woman who got arrested for tax fraud and I went "God forbid women do anything" and he got scared and thought I was accusing him of being sexist, so he started apologizing and saying how tax fraud isn't even bad, actually.

noknowshame

the water in hotel showers will do things to the texture of your hair you didn’t even know were possible

sunflowerbutch

me: *googling what kind of bike helmet i should get*

search result 1, AI-generated article: Since the dawn of time, humans have wondered what kind of bike helmet is best for protecting their cranium and lower intestine. In the event that you find yourself with a bike helmet, you must find a way to save your family. Therefore, we have compiled a list of qualities to look for. First, sodium content is of great importance when biking your helmet.

search results 2, 3, and 4: sponsored ads for bike helmets on amazon

search result 5, reddit thread: bikeaholic363736: hey guys, do any of you have experience with the windslapper 30g helmet from spronklegear?

spokejunkie666: it's probably the best helmet on the market right now. if you're not using the windslapper you might as well just be riding your bike into a woodchipper

handlebar_hamburglar: idiot. we've had this thread a hundred times. don't the mods enforce the repost ban anymore? OP, don't listen to spokejunkie. the windslapper is the leading cause of death in the netherlands

pukicho

Listen man, I was already kind enough to praise your small monkey in the DMs:

You never got back to me, yet here you are, sending me an ask containing the monkey once again. You never replied to my DM but you continue to send me the monkey, all in complete silence.

pukicho

maggymage

Fashionable outfit, my kind sir

pukicho

Listen man, I was already kind enough to praise your small monkey in the DMs:

You never got back to me, yet here you are, sending me an ask containing the monkey once again. You never replied to my DM but you continue to send me the monkey, all in complete silence.

pukicho

maggymage

I like the hat. And the monkey.

pukicho

Listen man, I was already kind enough to praise your small monkey in the DMs:

You never got back to me, yet here you are, sending me an ask containing the monkey once again. You never replied to my DM but you continue to send me the monkey, all in complete silence.

pukicho

maggymage

Monke

corneredanimal

life is so bizarre and pointless that i find it so funny these days

maggymage

Definitely at least one of those. Yup.

pukicho

There’s a large vehicle that occasionally drives past my house that just makes noise. I honestly think it was designed to make noise and do nothing else.