will the moon cooperate yet?

❝ Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine - it is stranger than we can imagine. ❞  Indie Genderbent Monty Green Selective Mun is under 18Multi-Ship & Multi-Verse * Semi Active *

[chemicallyinclined]

1) Why did you choose your URL? i was thinking of those ‘of’ urls and then realised that it could actually work in a different because she’s genuienly of ormiti, so. 2) What is your middle name? heheheheh. you get the not embarrasing one. it’s louise. 3) If you could own a fairytale/fictional pet, what would it be? i wouldn’t want to own her but a mermaid! 4) Favourite colour? blue? light blue 5) Favourite song? i don’t have one favourite band/piece of music but i like imagine dragons, bastille, the black keys and woodkid 6) What are your top five fandoms? ummm i’m gonna go with tv series’ bc i don’t care much for fandoms on here. so i’m going to say the 100, game of thrones, salem, orphan black, and uh. maybe teen wolf but it’s getting sooo shit i miss my trash baby deucalion 7) Why do you enjoy Tumblr? roleplay and pretty gifs?? 8) Tag all 9 of your Tumblr crushes (they do the 8 questions too): atrxcitas, ofvarmints, bloodymorality, spearxd, chemicallyinclined, sadistiical, mechaniicus, outsiidxr

[raisedhunter-deactivated2019061]

☠ Drabble list-- You can send one anytime.

[chemicallyinclined]

☠Send me one at your leisure and I will write a drabble based on what you send— Other prompts are always welcomed and encouraged if it’s not stated on this list.

Send any of these to me at your leisure and I will write it— Please be specific to who  is going to be doing what.

Scream: My character has caused yours to scream out for some reason. Headache: How my character will take care of yours when they have a headache Expecting: Our characters find out they are expecting a child together. Milkshake: Our characters will have to split a milkshake. Coffee: My character will be hyped up on coffee and pester yours. Mistletoe: Our characters will share a kiss under the mistletoe. Graveyard: My character will visit your characters grave. Spectre: My character will be visited by your character’s ghost or vice versa. Bleed: My character will injure your character. Dream: My character will have a dream about your character. Letters: Our characters will write letters to one another. Nightmare: One of our characters will have a nightmare. Holiday: Our characters will spend a holiday together. Apologize: My character will apologize to yours. Busted: Your character will catch mine doing something they shouldn’t.

Angst of Hell

O Romeo: I will write my character missing/looking for yours. O Juliet: I will write about my character’s feelings for yours. O Macbeth: I will write about how my character kills yours. O Hero: I will write about my character mourning yours. O Puck: I will write about my character pranking yours. O Titiana: I will write about our characters sharing a night in bed or sharing a kiss. Specify. O Oberon: I’ll write about my character getting angry at yours over something they did. Regrets: I’ll write a drabble about my character having regrets about yours. Heaven: I’ll write a drabble about our characters going to heaven. Hell: I’ll write a drabble about our characters going to hell. Purgatory: I’ll write a drabble about our characters going to purgatory. Time: I’ll write a drabble about our characters doing to a different time/dimension. specify.

Will you…?—

Amuse Me: I will write a funny drabble about my character trying to cheer yours up. Accept me: I will write a drabble about my character accepting yours or vice versa. /Or both to accept one another/ Break Me: I will write an angsty drabble about our characters. Befriend Me: I wil write a drabble about our characters meeting for the first time in an AU. Call Me: I will write a drabble about my character asking for yours [be it at the brink of death/in a battlefield/knocking on the front door wounded, feel free to specify.] Comfort Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character comforting yours- vise versa. Drink Me: I will write a drabble about my character taking shots with yours. Dominate Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character dominating yours. Or vise versa. Enamor Me: I will write a fluffy drabble about my character trying to woo yours [be it out of the blue/Valentines Day,feel free to specify.] Embarrass Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character saying or doing something embarrassing to himself or to your character. Fight Me: I will write a drabble out my character fighting with/or against yours. Forgive me: I will write a drabble about my character forgiving yours or vise versa. Get Me: I will write a drabble about my character saving yours. Humor Me: I’ll write a funny drabble about our characters. Hustle Me: I’ll write a drabble about our characters hustling. Humiliate Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character doing something humiliating to yours. Haunt Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character watching over yours [as a ghost, watching from a distance, or otherwise, feel free to specify.] Hunt with me: I’ll write a drabble about your character and mine on a hunt together. Invite Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character asking your character to Join Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character giving your character an offer [be it a proposal for an alliance, asking them to join them in an activity (you can get dirty if you want), feel free to specify.] Kill Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character killing yours. Love Me: I’ll write a fluffy drabble about our characters. Mourn Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character mourning your character’s death. Nurse Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character healing yours. Offer Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character giving yours a gift. Paint Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character drawing a picture of yours [like one of your french girls~ be it painting them or drawing them, maybe offering a picture of them as a gift, feel free to specify.] Quiet Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character trying to calm yours down [be it from crying, from lashing out, feel free to specify.] Remember Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character trying to get yours to remember them [be it from an accident, meeting them after years apart, feel free to specify.] Raise Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character resurrecting yours. Vise versa. Reunite Me: I’ll write a drabble of our characters reuniting together. Shag Me: I’ll write a dirty drabble about our characters. Surprise Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character surprising yours. Vise versa. Save Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character saving yours or vise versa. Shoot Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character shooting yours or vise versa. Tell Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character confessing something to yours [be it a love confession, a secret, feel free to specify.] Text me: I’ll write a drabble about my character texting yours or your character texting mine. Trick Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character tricking your character. Unbind Me: I’ll write a drabble about your character freeing mine, or the other way around, or something among the lines [be it freeing them from jail, from handcuffs, from a trap, from a curse, feel free to specify.] Value Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character telling yours how they feel about them. Wed Me: I’ll write a drabble about our character under the subject of wedlock [be it my character proposing to yours, or marrying yours, feel free to specify.] X Me: I will write whatever it is that you wish, [specify.] Yahoo Me: I’ll write a drabble about our characters celebrating something [feel free to specify.] Zip Me: I’ll write a drabble about your character dressing mine, or the other way around [this can also be used for shutting them up as well, but feel free to specify.]

NSFW-ish Drabbles.

Torture Me: I’ll write a drabble about your character torturing mine or vise versa. Take Me: my character will kidnap yours. Leave Me: my character will leave your character behind. Deny Me: my character will either deny your character’s advances or deny them a ’ happy ending’. Grope Me: my character will grope yours. Lick Me: my character will lick yours in any specified place or manner. Suck Me: my character will suck on any body part of your character. Tease Me: my character will tease yours, whether in a friendly or a sexual manner. Please Me: my character will do anything to please yours. Bite Me: my character will bite yours on any part of their body. Blindfold Me: my character will blindfold yours in order to have their fun. Meet Me: My character is meeting yours either for the first time or just causally. Greet Me: My character will greet yours, either at the door, at work, or somewhere else. Own me: My character owns your character. Slap me: my character will slap yours. In the sexual manner, or of anger. specify. Call Me: My character will call your character for whatever reason. Hug Me: My character will hug yours. Either by surprise or for a specific reason. Give Me: my character will give yours a gift. Tickle Me: my character will tickle yours ruthlessly.

Starts With a Single Word Drabbles.

Sleep: My character needs to stay at your character’s house for the night, or vise versa. Specify. (you can add any other special things that could happen!) Drink: My character will call, text, or show up at your character’s house drunk. Specify which of the three. Heal: My character will tend to your character’s wounds, or be at their side when they’re sick. Confess: My character will speak their true feelings about your character. (or about a topic. you may choose.) Death: My character’s reaction to your character dying. Time: My character is running late! They are supposed to meet your character at ___________ (fill in the blank) or vise versa. Specify. Protect: My character keeps yours safe from harm. Kiss: My character kisses yours, or vise versa. Specify. Dream: My character wakes up in the middle of the night because of a dream with your character in it. Run!: My character is chasing your character (or vise versa) OR both characters are being chased by ___________ (fill in the blank). Rivalry: I’ll write a drabble of our characters having a rivalry between each other. Revenge: My character will get revenge on yours. Jealousy: My character gets jealous over yours. Hallucinations: My character will have hallucinations about your character. Candle: Our characters spending time together by candle light. Obsession: I’ll write a drabble about my character having an obsession with yours. Vise versa. Thief: My/your character has stolen something from yours/mine and plans to escape with said item. (Be specific on who gets which role) Healer: My/your character helping your/my character when they are hurt/sick. (Be specific on who gets which role, and whether the pain is physical, emotional, or just having to catch a fever) Sky: Our characters are stargazing. Seer: An event with our characters in the past or future. Help: My character requests help from your character (be something silly or serious, you may decide.) Gift: My character gives your character something special. Or vise versa. Specify. I Do: I will write our characters as a married couple. Broken: I’ll write our characters breaking up or in an angsty scene. Spell: I’ll write my character putting a spell on yours. Or being under a spell/curse.

Random Drabbles.

Joke: My character pulling a prank on yours. School: How our characters live through a school day. Specify class if needed. Song: My charcter singing a song to yours, or vice versa. Gloves: How my charcter deals with news from yours, Specify news, etc. Snow flake: Our characters in the cold together.

Will you Mourn…?

Rain — I’ll write a fluffy drabble of our characters kissing in the rain.  Kill — I’ll write a angst drabble of my character violently killing yours.  Love — I’ll write a drabble of my character admitting they love yours. Lust — I’ll write a drabble of our characters making love together. Date — I’ll write a drabble of my character taking yours out on a date.   Defend — I’ll write a drabble of my character protecting yours. Fight — I’ll write a drabble of my character fighting with/against yours. Death — I’ll write a drabble of my character with yours on their deathbed. Mourn — I’ll write a drabble of my character mourning yours. Pet — I’ll write a drabble of my character buying yours a pet. (specify what kind.) Wash — I’ll write a drabble of our characters showering/bathing together. Pool — I’ll write a drabble of our characters swimming together. Beach — I’ll write a drabble of out characters at the beach together. Sing — I’ll write a drabble of my character singing to yours. Snow — I’ll write a drabble of our characters building a snowman together. Game — I’ll write a drabble of my character playing videogames with yours. Movie — I’ll write a drabble of our characters watching a movie together. Shop — I’ll write a drabble of my character taking yours shopping. Cook — I’ll write a drabble of our characters cooking together. Sleep — I’ll write a drabble of my character snuggling in bed with yours.

Some More…

Traumatic: I’ll write my or your characters going through a traumatic experience. Murder: I’ll write my character killing yours or vice vesra. Home: I’ll write our characters living together. Scars: I’ll write your character touching my character’s scars or vice versa Sketching: I’ll write your character drawing mine or vice versa Warmth: I’ll write our characters getting warm. Solace: I’ll write my character comforting yours or vice versa Drink: I’ll write our characters drinking together Game: I’ll write our characters playing a game. Love: I’ll write our character’s falling in love. Death: I’ll write our character’s mourning over each other. Hate: I’ll write our character’s hating each other. Seduce: I’ll write my character trying to seduce yours or vice versa Old: I’ll write our characters growing old together Song: I’ll write our character’s singing or playing a musical instruments. Child: I’ll write our characters raising a child. Poem: I’ll write my character speaking a poem to yours or vice versa Insane: I’ll write my character is insane inside asylum and yours is the doctor, vice versa

Our Relationship is more than a…

Rivalry — I’ll write a drabble of our characters having a rivalry between each other. Obsession — I’ll write a drabble about my character having an obsession with yours. Vise versa. Proposal — My character proposes to your character. Vise versa. Celebration — Our characters celebrate together. Or have a party. Secret — My character tells your character a secret. Promise — My character makes a promise to your character.

Spending Holidays Together…

Pumpkin: Your character and mine doing some halloween decorating Trick: Your character and mine being sneaky together Treat: Your character and mine being sweet to one another Costume: Your character or mine, dressing up for the other Candy Corn: Your character or mine being cheesy to the other Treat Bag: My character sharing something with yours Leaves: Your character or mine clearing the air about something. Stars: Our characters under the stars together Snow: Our characters in the cold together Scarf: Your character or Mine borrowing/stealing clothes from the other Hot Cocoa: Our characters enjoying a hot moment together. Candles: Our characters enjoying a moment by candlelight Gift: Your character or mine, surprising the other with a present Bows: Your character or mine, dressing/undressing the other Peppermint: Your character or mine, sharing a sweet secret with the other.

[chemicallyinclined]

The Morning After Sentence Starters

"Get out, get out, get out, get out!"

"Do you remember anything from last night?"

"Why are you in my bed?"

"I'd offer you breakfast, but I think I'm too sore to move."

"So.. Was it good?"

"Who topped?"

"I thought you'd be gone by the time I woke up..."

"I should go."

"This didn't mean anything."

"We shouldn't have done this..."

"Of course I'm freaking out! You're my friend!"

"I'm guessing this was a one time thing?"

"Yeah, yeah, I know how this goes. I'll grab my clothes and get out of here."

"Good morning, hope you don't mind me borrowing your shirt.."

"I made you coffee, did you want some Aspirin?"

"This stays between us."

"Congratulations. You actually convinced me to sleep with you."

"Are you sneaking out on me?"

"So, how much for last night?"

"Holy shit! she's on her way over here right now, she/he CANNOT see you!"

"Don't answer it!"

"Do you have any idea how wrong this was?"

"We're cheaters. We're horrible people. Oh god my mother would be so ashamed of me right now."

"... Do you wanna do this again sometime, maybe?"

[delinquentmiller]

Tagged by: mechanicsheart

(repost don’t reblog pls)

1) Why did you choose your URL? I started as Miller-chan and had delinquentmiller as my personal url but it just wasn’t right so I was delinquent-miller then I found out his first name was Nathan so my personal is now delinquentnathanmiller and delinquentmiller moved here. 2) What is your middle name? Shea 3) If you could own a fairytale/fictional pet, what would it be? werewolf 4) Favourite colour? pueple 5) Favourite song? Sippin’ on fire by Florida Georgia Line 6) What are your top five fandoms? the 100, thats it 7) Why do you enjoy Tumblr? yes I do 8) Tag all 9 of your Tumblr crushes (they do the 8 questions too): fromtheredswamp xinvinciblesummer techboyxmonty chemicallyinclined kingofthe100 likeabraham octaviiabllakes nonpuer

[chemicallyinclined]

AUSTENLAND STARTER MEME

"Hey, Horseface."

"This is high-class. This is big time."

"You get to play the heroine of your very own Jane Austen story."

"Now, this is Barnaby. He's a vegan. He enjoys nightly dips in the pond, and he has a pony named Sparkles Pancakes."

"No, no, no. You used to be a fan. You are an addict."

"Which historical era is this supposed to be from?"

"I knew this place would be magical!"

"Hey, do you think this is the Chitty Chitty Bang Bang car?"

"Look at how skinny I look with my hand behind my back!"

"Do you think those are their real faces?"

"Think about all the people in the world that hang themselves. Then, the next day, they feel different, but there's nothin' they can do about it."

"Colonel, you truly are a saucy monkey."

"I've been wanting to do that for a while."

"I need a new inkwell in my room. Mine is empty."

"DID YOU DIE?"

"When me seaman's heart tell me what to do, I do not fear to follow through."

"Breaking up? I didn't realize we were going steady."

"I had to drink human breast milk supplements to get arms that big."

"I only really know one song. *Plays Hot In Herre on the paino*"

"And here I was thinking that any father would be delighted to have a ninja as a daughter."

"Look at how hot he is! And he's a soap star!"

"Oh, no! My little kumquat, you made yourself all wet!"

"I am single, because, apparently, the only good men are fictional."

"Now that we are bosom sisters, I can at last confide in someone."

"You don't annoy me. You make me nervous."

"I'm wearing my favorite pair of satin pink pantaloons."

"Lordy. Smother me in butter and drop me in a saucepan."

"You were right. This is a dangerous kind of game, and I don't want to play anymore."

"I was so afraid, I thought you were going to say that you thought he was gay."

"No rest for the gorgeous."

"It doesn't even matter that you weren't real. You were perfect."

"Have you ever stopped to consider that you've got this all backwards? No, /you/ were /my/ fantasy."

"That's a very sexy bonnet."

[chemicallyinclined]

Shout at my muse to see how they respond:

"I shouldn’t be in love with you!"

"It’s not fair!"

"I could kill you right now!"

"Knock it off!"

"Screw you!"

"You’re a complete moron!"

"I love this song!"

"Bring that here!"

"I hate you!"

"I’m pissed off!"

"Make me!"

"I wish you’d never been born!"

"I bought ice cream!"

"Kiss my ass!"

"Shut up!"

"I can’t do it anymore!"

"Take me home!"

"Just kiss me already!

"I can't be in love with you!"

"I can't believe this!"

"Piss off!"

"I wish things were that simple!"

"I love you!"

"Jump off a bridge!"

"You’re so hot!"

[justsomestorage-blog]

Anonymously put a prophesy about my character in my ask box

[chemicallyinclined]

1) Why did you choose your URL? i was thinking of those ‘of’ urls and then realised that it could actually work in a different because she’s genuienly of ormiti, so. 2) What is your middle name? heheheheh. you get the not embarrasing one. it’s louise. 3) If you could own a fairytale/fictional pet, what would it be? i wouldn’t want to own her but a mermaid! 4) Favourite colour? blue? light blue 5) Favourite song? i don’t have one favourite band/piece of music but i like imagine dragons, bastille, the black keys and woodkid 6) What are your top five fandoms? ummm i’m gonna go with tv series’ bc i don’t care much for fandoms on here. so i’m going to say the 100, game of thrones, salem, orphan black, and uh. maybe teen wolf but it’s getting sooo shit i miss my trash baby deucalion 7) Why do you enjoy Tumblr? roleplay and pretty gifs?? 8) Tag all 9 of your Tumblr crushes (they do the 8 questions too): atrxcitas, ofvarmints, bloodymorality, spearxd, chemicallyinclined, sadistiical, mechaniicus, outsiidxr

TO DOOOOOO

[askboxmemethings]

Send me "♥" to see how my muse reacts when your muse suddenly kisses them.

[nxkwelen-deactivated20150811]

OOC // Meme: Tag 10 people you want to get to know better. Tagged by: getspeared

Name: Molly Time and Date of Current Moment: 03:34 AM April 9, 2015 Average hours of sleep: ugh well its 3am and i havent slept since tuesdayafternoon.. Nickname: Mol , moo, gnome Birthday: January 11th Gender: Female Sexual Orientation: myself Height: 5″5′ Favorite color:  honestly black and pastel-y blue Last thing I Googled: stripper names bc reasons okay One place that makes you happy: conventions, hey sue me How many blankets I sleep under: f ucking 50 Favorite movie: ugh man anything by studio ghibli What are you wearing right now: i w ha t i did i ring a sex hotline? Last book you read: for pleasure, the walking dead comics and game of thrones B) I’ll tag: bloodymorality, bygoness , abetterangel , crxdus , chemicallyinclined , kleiinevos, sadistiical , reivxn , murphysrope , deadaregone

[chemicallyinclined]

TO DOOOOOO

[escalaregalia]

Send me a ■ and the muse will say aloud the first thing they think internally about your character.

[snihovakoroleva-blog]

Fallout Boy Lyric Meme

A mix of FoB lyrics off of different albums that can be used as starters

“We’re only liars, but we’re the best.”

“We’re friends when you’re on your knees.”

“You only hold me up like this cause you don’t know who I really am.”

“Sometimes I just want to know what it’s like to be you.”

“I wanna teach you a lesson in the worst kind of way”

“I’d trade all my tomorrows for just one yesterday”

“Hell or glory, I don’t want anything in between”

“It’s just a matter of time until we’re all found out”

“I swear I’d burn the city down just to show you the light”

“I used to waste my time dreaming of being alive”

“I’ve got headaches and bad luck but they couldn’t touch you”

“We’re the lifers, here to the bitter end”

“You always fold just before you’re found out”

“I’ve been dying to tell you anything you want to hear”

“That’s just who I am this week”

“Is this more than you bargained for yet?”

“And if you say this makes you happy then I’m not the only one lying”

“Nothing comes as easy as you.”

“I’ll be your best kept secret and your biggest mistake.”

“I want to be known for my hits, not just my misses”

“I’m hopelessly hopeful, that you’re just hopeless enough”

“You’re the only place that feels like home”

“Always weigh what I’ve lost against what I left”

“Find a safe place, brace yourself, bite your lip”

“The best of us can find happiness in misery”

“I don’t blame you for being you but you can’t blame me for hating it”

“You said you’d keep me honest”

“This has been said so many times that I’m not sure if it matters”

“I know this hurts, it was meant to”

“Your secret’s out and the best part is it isn’t even a good one”

“Baby, seasons change but people don’t.”

“They say your head can be a prison.”

“We’re the new face of failure”

“I just want to be a part of this”

“One day we’ll get nostalgic for disaster”

“I thought I loved you it was just how you looked in the light.”

“Thanks for the memories”

“Get me out of my mind and get you out of those clothes”

“I could learn to pity fools as I’m the worst of all”

“We’re so miserable and stunning”

“I’m addicted to the way I feel when I think of you”

“I’m alright in bed but I’m better with a pen”

“Isn’t it tragic?”

“And I’m so sorry, but not really”

“The truth hurts worse than anything I could bring myself to do to you”

“I’m coming apart at the seams”

“I don’t care what you think as long as it’s about me ”

“They always bring up how you’ve changed”

“I’m in love with my own sins.”

“What if you peaked early?”

“I will never end up like him.”

“Oh darling I know what you’re going through”

“You can only blame your problems on the world for so long”

“I wanna scream ‘I love you’ from the top of my lungs”

“I will never believe in anything again”

“Change will come”

“I’ve got troubled thoughts and the self esteem to match”

“My mind is a safe”

“What makes you so special?”

“You put my head in such a flurry”

“Have you ever wanted to disappear?”

“Please take me back”

“I’m a nervous wreck”

“Tonight the foxes hunt the hounds”

“We are wild, we are like young volcanoes”

“Come on make it easy, say I never mattered”

[chemicallyinclined]

Sentence Starters - The Breakfast Club

“We're all pretty bizarre. Some of us are just better at hiding it, that's all.”

"I'll do anything sexual. I don't need a million dollars to do it either."

"The only person I told was my shrink."

"Look, I'm not going to discuss my private life with total strangers."

"Well, if you say you haven't, you're a prude. If you say you have you're a slut."

"Oh, you're a tease and you know it. All girls are teases."

"Oh, are you medically frigid or is it psychological?"

"I'm not a nymphomaniac. I'm a compulsive liar."

"Shut up bitch! Go fix me a turkey pot pie."

"What do you need a fake I.D. for?"

"Well I'm free the Saturday after that. Beyond that, I'm going to have to check my calendar."

"I've got you for the rest of your natural born life if you don't watch your step."

"I taped Larry Lester's buns together."

"Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?"

"If he gets up, we'll all get up, it'll be anarchy."

"Why are you being so nice to me?"

"I was just in my office and I heard a ruckus."

"You won't accept a guy's tongue in your mouth, and you're going to eat that?"

"I have a really low tolerance for dehydration."

"You know, I have just as, many feelings as you do and it hurts so much when someone steps all over them."

"God! You're so pathetic. Don't you ever, *ever* compare yourself to me, okay. You got everything, and I got shit."

"Well, would you mind telling me how you know all this about me?"

"Were you truly disgusted with what I did with my lipstick?"

"I know we're in detention but I don't think I belong here."

"Don't you ever talk about my friends. You don't know any of my friends."

"Hey, homeboy, what do you say we close that door, we'll get the prom queen impregnated."

"Uh, it's your standard, regular lunch I guess..."

"How does one become a janitor?"

"I am the eyes and ears of this institution, my friends."

"Being bad feels pretty good, huh?"

"Just take the first shot. I'm begging you, take a shot. Just one hit. Come on, that's all I need, just one swing..."

"The next time I have to come in here I'm crackin' skulls."

"Let's end this right now. You don't talk to her... you don't look at her and you don't even think about her! You understand me?"

"When I was a kid, I wanted to be John Lennon."

[rpmememaker]

Send a ❦ if you'd consider shipping our muses.

[lettucedoathing-deactivated2024]

DOCTOR WHO SENTENCE STARTERS

“The children of my civilization would be insulted.”

“You have a knack of getting yourself into trouble.”

“We’re always in trouble! It follows us everywhere.”

“I made some cocoa and got engaged.”

“I can’t decide whether you’re a rogue, a halfwit, or both.”

“You squashed my favourite Beatles!”

“We’re trying to defeat the Daleks, not start a jumble sale!”

“No one mentioned cutting throats.”

“I am a citizen of the universe, and a gentleman to boot.”

“I keep my eyes open and my mouth shut.”

“You might almost say the Cyberman had a… complete metal breakdown.”

“Have you thought up some clever plan?”

“I’m going to bung a rock at it.”

“People spend all their time making nice things and then other people come along and break them!”

“Logic merely enables one to be wrong with authority.”

“Just pretend to be stupid. Think you can manage that?”

“I hate computers and refuse to be bullied by them!”

“Great jumping gobstobbers!”

“You, sir, are a nitwit.”

“Sometimes I think ‘military intelligence’ is a contradiction in terms.”

“… you ham-fisted bun vendor.”

“You were trying to make cocoa in my lab?!”

“Nuclear explosions? Take the usual precautions… sticky tape on windows, that sort of thing.”

“Do they have mice in Atlantis?”

“I never thought I’d have to fire in anger at a dratted caterpillar.”

“Would you like a jelly baby?”

“You’re standing on my scarf.”

“Call me ‘old girl’ again and I’ll spit in your eye.”

“Excuse me, can you help me? I’m a spy.”

“You’re just a mouth on legs.”

“Oh, you know how it is; you put things off for a day and next thing you know, it’s a hundred years later.”

“I speak treason fluently.”

“It’s more a mental stroll in a park of psychic tranquility.”

“A little gratitude wouldn’t irretrievably damage my ego.”

“I shall beat it into submission with my charm.”

“We aren’t getting anywhere playing pat-a-cake with the wall.”

“You’re bonkers.”

“Guns can seriously damage your health, you know.”

“Are you trying to be funny?”

“Absence makes the nose grow longer.”

“A bird in the hand keeps the Doctor away.”

“Every dogma has its day.”

“Two wrongs don’t make a left turn.”

“Time and tide melts the snowman.”

“One tends to expect advice from one’s adviser.”

“Do me a favour and drown yourself.”

“You’re a nice guy, but a little weird…”

“Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.”

“These shoes! They fit perfectly!”

“Am I being abducted?”

“Go to hell, sir.”

“Are you capable of speaking without flapping your hands about?”

“I came first in jiggery pokery.”

“I failed hullabaloo.”

“What the Shakespeare is going on?”

“I’ve never been slapped by someone’s mother.”

“Excuse me, do you mind not farting while I’m saving the world?”

“Are you my mummy?”

“That is textbook enigmatic.”

“They think I’m in drag!”

“Oh… I should have realised. He’s into musical theatre.”

“I can save the universe using a kettle and some string. And look at me, I’m wearing a vegetable!”

“I’m going to report you for… madness!!”

“I point and laugh at archaeologists.”

“Please desist from striking me.”

“I was promised tea!”

“Have you got space teeth?!”

“A poncho. The biggest crime against fashion since lederhosen.”

“Let’s die looking like a Peruvian folk band.”

“Okay, this is bad. At the moment I don’t know how bad, but certainly we’re three buses, a long walk, and eight quid in a taxi from good.”

“I’m the clever one, you’re the potato one!”

[chemicallyinclined]

headcanon meme: ice cream flavors edition.

Almond Chocolate Coconut: a touch headcanon.

Bacon Ice Cream: a "what were you even thinking" headcanon.

Black Raspberry Cheesecake: a sexuality and/or romanticism headcanon (romantic orientation, sexual orientation, etc).

Cactus Fruit Sorbet: a "this shouldn't work but it does" headcanon.

Cherry Garcia: a role model/inspiration headcanon.

Chubby Hubby: a body image/self esteem headcanon.

Chunky Monkey: a names, addresses, nicknames, etc. headcanon.

Cookies and Cream: a family headcanon.

Cotton Candy Explosion: a childhood/child(ren) headcanon.

Death By Chocolate: an indulgence/guilty pleasure headcanon.

Devil's Food Chocolate: a vice headcanon.

Dulce de Leche: a happy/sweet romantic or queerplatonic headcanon.

Elderberry: a hurt/comfort headcanon.

Entangled Mints: a friendship headcanon.

Espresso 'n Cream: a coffee/tea/coffee-shop (AU)/caffeine headcanon.

Fudge Behaving Badly: a misbehaving/getting into trouble headcanon.

Ginger Crème Brûlée: a gender headcanon (gender identity, gender presentation, butch/femme, gender feels, etc).

Half Baked: a bad idea/poor planning headcanon.

Heartbreak Healer: a sad/angsty romantic or queerplatonic headcanon.

Jasmine Peach Tea: a self-care/self-love headcanon.

Kahlua Almond Fudge: a language/words headcanon.

Kiwi Midori: a creative arts headcanon.

Lemon Angel Food: a virtue headcanon.

Lemon-Lime Sorbet: a sexual/NC-17 headcanon (alt: a secret(s) h/c).

Magic Mint Cookie: a magic/supernatural headcanon (alt: a taste h/c).

Masque of the Raspberry Sorbet: a fear/horror headcanon (alt: a costume(s)/facade(s) headcanon).

Neapolitan: an intimacy/vulnerability (or lack thereof) headcanon.

Orange Pineapple Whip: a kinky headcanon (alt: an eccentricity h/c).

Oreo Cheesecake: a physical health/disability headcanon.

Peanut Butter Plum Cherry: a soulmate/soulmate AU headcanon (alt: an unconditional love headcanon)

Phish Food: a music headcanon.

Purple Daze: a stoner/drugs headcanon.

Rainbow Cream: a nature headcanon.

Road Trip: a travel or escapism headcanon.

Rocky Road: a difficulty or struggle headcanon.

SNAFU (Strawberries Naturally All Fudged Up): a mistake(s) headcanon.

Strawberry Rhubarb Crunch: a mental health/neurodivergent headcanon.

Tennessee Mud: an alcohol, drunkenness, intoxication headcanon.

Tuxedo Strawberry: a well-dressed headcanon (any headcanon about clothes).

Vanilla Fudge Ripple: a strength headcanon.

White Raspberry Truffle: a weakness headcanon.

Wildberry Chocolate Chunk: a social life headcanon.

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