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Heavy comic and batman the animated series influence. pages still under construction.

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That’s so cute. You think you’re scary. But mister, I’ve seen scary. And you ain’t got his smile.

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loud music, women dancing, the joker felt right at home in the club. whistling to his women he grinned wide, teeth bare, as she made her way over to the green haired monster, ❛ come to daddy.❜ he held an arm out for her to grab a hold of, ❛ you see those men? i don’t like how they were lookin’ at ya.❜

THE MUSIC PUMPS and the insane jester is lost in it. The base bumps and she finds her hips swirling in an obviously seductive matter. Enthusiastic with her moves the blue orbs do not miss the plethora of men watching and whistles make giggles pass from outstretched lips,  ❝ Hiya boys--- miss me? ❞ She looks over the group, picking one of the men out to the center stage.  ❝ Come play with me, ❞ He is obviously interested and her seductive dance moves help lure him close.

DON’T BE FOOLED, she is a loose canon, a WILD CARD. She could pounce at any minute, after all she is awful bored. The dancing helps but something wonders if his head would bounce off the floor. Before she is able to use those well sculpted and exposed legs to good use she hears the tell tale whistle.  ❝ Sorry boys, duty calls! ❞ She eagerly hops to the window--- shaky jingly strings clink the Martigras beads on strings as she appears with the wide smile she wears so much. 

❝ Hiya Puddin’! ❞ His woulds provoke her hands to reach further and grab onto the unbuttoned button down shirt with a playful growl. Her giggle is apparent as the smile never leaves,  ❝ OoOo whatcha’ gonna do about it, Mista Jay? ❞ She’s suddenly craving a bit of mayhem, VERY MUCH CRAVING MAYHEM.  ❝ How about I grab my bazooka? ❞

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@butscrewmefirst Is amazing that is all!

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                     ❝ STAY EVIL DOLL FACE.  ❞

HEAVY COMIC & BATMAN THE ANIMATED SERIES INFLUENCE // MULTI-VERSE HARLEY QUINN // CHEMICALLYNUTSO

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butscrewmefirst.

          elizabeth is alerted of this colorful ( literally ) new guest almost immediately upon the arrival, and she makes a point of roaming the halls of the floor the guest has been assigned to. she intends to learn what she can of this woman, but the sight of her is rather… exhilarating. the blonde is loud, but not obnoxiously so, and elizabeth can’t help but to grin. oh, for however long this woman will stay, the countess will be entertained.   ❛ there is no dress code here, miss harley… and call me the countess; everyone does. ❜   she teases lightly, using the same words harley herself does.

          ❛ i’m the owner of this beautiful building, and i must ask: are you pleased with your room? anything you’d want that isn’t already there? ❜   she approaches the fellow platinum blonde casually, head tilted ever so slightly as her own gold and black gown hugs her frame as if it had been poured onto her.

Lips curved, amused, how many times do you meet someone that ACTUALLY goes by the countess? She must be a million bucks! Wowza, what a unique and mesmerizing woman. Oh wow! Not only is she a remarkable woman but she is the OWNER of this ritsy ditsy place!  ❝ What an honor to meetcha’ Countess! Your hotel is real nice! I love my room! ❞ Regardless of dress code necessity she’s wishing she looked a bit more impressive in front of such a powerful woman. She must be an inspirations, the epitome of life goals in a shiny gold and black gown!

❝ I was just headed for a drink, would ya like ta’ join me, THE COUNTESS? ❞ Lips pull back in a perfect smile, she is excited as well as interested in this blonde bombshell that has walked into her life.  ❝ WOWZA you really shine like a diamond in that dress! ❞ Hips swing to the side with her pretty head as she wonders, smile still apparent,  ❝ where can I get one? OR TEN?! ❞

Giggles struts past the woman ready for the extra spring in her step to help nub the memories of her puddin’. He ditched her in Arkham, kicked her out one too many times and she isn’t budging! No way no how! She is completely over that psychopathic clown!  ❝ OOO! OOoOo can I have a drink that looks like R A I N B O W S?! You know what I— ❞ she changes her mind as she looks at the well dressed queen who seems to hold no interest in her words,  ❝ actually make that a cosmo. ❞ Arms cross over her chest before something peaks in her,  ❝ but can you make it extra red please?! ❞ Smiles big before motioning with a large arm gesture for the countess to move closer. Then she pats her hand on the chair next to her.

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Send me 🔪 to stab my muse.

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                        “ You can’t miss me I’m still alive               Snake skin shoes I’m pleading homicide                    Come on and feel this I’m still alive                        JOKER meet you on the other side “

[ x ] credit because idk what im doing anymore with promos .. sa d 

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pvris sentence prompts.

❝ darling don’t be so shy. ❞

❝ i’ll see you at midnight. ❞

❝ i’m burning up. ❞

❝ it never seems to end. ❞

❝ don’t you try to run right now. ❞

❝ i can’t help myself. ❞

❝ i heard you down the hall. ❞

❝ who let you in? ❞

❝ i think it’s time to get out. ❞

❝ darling you can’t stay. ❞

❝ you’ve got it all wrong. ❞

❝ you’re a ghost at most. ❞

❝ it’s hard to be what you need. ❞

❝ all you ever do is turn me down. ❞

❝ i’m aching for you. ❞

❝ you can’t cheat death. ❞

❝ i swear that i’ll be fine. ❞

❝ but i’m not ready to say goodnight. ❞

❝ i can’t sleep. ❞

❝ i need to feel you again. ❞

❝ you make my world spin. ❞

❝ i know you’re dead inside. ❞

❝ why can’t you stay? ❞

❝ i’m sorry i keep pushing you away. ❞

❝ i wanna feel something. ❞

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It really is this epic romance. And then it’s just this jockeying of control. Was she created by him? Or did she create herself to be with him? – David Ayer

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                    ❛  .  .  .  everyone  has  got  to  start  somewhere  .  ❜

          ❝ You got that right, Mista’ jay! ❞ Tall heels press to the man on the bottom of their metaphorical food chain, her mallet raised high over her head.  ❝ Here comes the best part! Say the line Puddin’! ❞ She always got a killer sweet tooth from his comedy. Sick and twisted and just how she likes it. The nice chuckle falls past wide open lips that mirror her puddin’s. Eager hands tighten on the mallet as she slams it down next to the man’s head with teeth grinding down in audible dog biting sounds. Giggles fall after from her extended smile,  ❝ good one, right Mista Jay? ❞ 

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@butscrewmefirst // run away to the hotel cortez

She escaped, and her first action was escaping the  constant heart ache and neck pain of Gotham City. Call it a vacation or a final hit to the noggin that she needed to get away from the colorfully abusive relationship between her and Mista’ Jay. So where better then the place full of bright flashing lights? No not THAT place, CALIFORNIA OF COURSE! She is a bit of an eye sore sure, pretty as all hell, no actually she might actually be hell in heels with her mini skirt and unbuttoned tank. Her make up is normal enough to BLEND IN, that is all she hopes to accomplish. She knows that her Puddin’ has scouts in all directions, hired help and when he finds out she escaped the realms of batsy? He won’t be happy, not one bit.

She needed to find refuge somewhere and something about this appreciatively RETRO hotel has her walking through the large doors with a nice wide smile of childlike wonder. Some things never change, you can take the mallet from the mad woman but you can’t take the mad from the mallet---- or something like that. The chances anyone would find her here is slim to none, and the girl is just itching to have some fun in her school girl like apparel. Bags in hand as she pulls out a wad of cash from her purse, setting it on the counter with a fulfilled and joyous smile.  ❝ Gimme the best one you got! ❞

Hand lifts to her chin as she looks around, admiring the structure with audible oo’s and ah’s. Like an overly excited child she gasps at the top of the wonderful staircase and sees the bar.  ❝ Looks like you guys really know how to show a girl a good time! ❞ Winks are given with a pristine smile to the one behind the desk. She has an almost skip to her step as she is eagerly setting up in her adorable room. Now alone she leans over to set the luggage left over from all her unpacked clothes into the corner of the closet with a leg reaching back and a strong balance.

After the hard work is finished she is dusting off hands with enthusiastic laps and rubs of her hands together. She assumed it was a good a time as any for some fun. Hands lifting to pull pig tails taught before reapplying her glossed red lipstick with a hum of approval.  ❝ You got this harl, what do you need him for anyways? ❞ Her mutters to herself before skipping out her door with a finally relaxed and interested pep to her step but she is stopped when she sees a woman, rich obviously and acts as if she is a duchess or something. What kind of a place was this? She looks from the expensive dress, hair, EVERYTHING that the other woman had and back to her own less impressive casual apparel.

❝ If I would have known it was ritsy ditsy in here I would have put on my lucky dress! ❞ She smiles wide an enthusiastic hand reaching out towards the beautifully stunning woman before her,  ❝ Harleen Quinzel at your service! But call me Harley, E V E R Y O N E  does! ❞

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