The Name's Jimmy

A chromosome short of down's syndrome. Anarchy and memes, not chemistry related.

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It's a texture and appearance difference. Typically you shake citrus based cocktails as they're cloudy and the ice shards that slip through the straining process are more pleasant in sweeter drinks. To shake a martini is the make it cloudy and textured when it should be a perfectly clear, smooth, and elegant drink. The only autism involved is having an obsession with slurping ice and spreading that obsession to thousands of smooth brains ordering drinks.

[prodigalstranger]

This is the correct answer

Also shaking gin (which is largely irrelevant because Bond drinks vodka) “bruises” the gin- altering the flavor some.

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It's not bruising, it's dilution from the ice. You can dry shake gin till your heart's content, let it settle and it'll taste the same. Same with any other liquor. I may be semantic here, but I've known bartenders with slow and limp wristed shakes because they associated "bruising" with force. This results in either an insufficiently mixed drink, or a watered down one.

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Americans Are Too Pampered and Neurotic to Fight a Civil War

The threat of political violence in the U.S. is very real, but seriously, let’s not overstate the case. LARPers are not revolutionaries.

I like Bonnie, I've followed her for a long time and have learned a lot from her. But this is just a ridiculous straw man of an already clownish statement. "Were not going to war because most of the population couldn't handle it." Yeah no shit. But that's also not how war has ever worked. Also if your understanding of 4th and 5th generation warfare is "Waco with Twitter hell on top," you probably should've left this for someone else. Just a really shallow, goofy piece that's pissing me off more than it should. If you're going to be an advocate for peace, stick to your lane. Don't argue against warfare when you clearly have no idea how that shit works.

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The blue npcs deciding to become based is the best thing that has ever happened to twitter.

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Many such cases.

[bodyglitter]

okay i need everybodys opinions on all of these foods: pineapple pizza, avocado, hummus, candy corn, nutella, and dark chocolate

[celestial-naiad]

I like everything on this list except maybe nutella. Nutella is mid.

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It is the 2022nd year of our Lord and Saviour. Please, for all that is good and holy, read a different fucking book.

Also imagine having the gall to have a name like "Read Band Books" and then make a HP reference.

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I'm tired of the thumbs up thumbs down system for radio apps. It's 2022, you're listening to my mic whether or not I give you permission. If I'm singing along just add that to your barely passable algorithms. Also if I say "oh fuck no" I never want to hear that song again in my life.

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[tiktaalic]

Did you know? On average, Tesla owners are involved in collisions 18% more frequently than any other car. Research has shown this is because when I see that stupid fucking logo i floor it.

[theanarchistscookbook]

[staff]

Thanks to CEO Jeff D'Onofrio for his 8 years at Tumblr. He was here for everything from the skeleton war to the Ever Given, but now he’ll be listening to the music playing from another room. ❤️

[adoraweisz]

oh tumblr…

[langernameohnebedeutung]

[tentacion2099]

Mexico City Vibes

[starseedpatriot]

At what point...