sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the people out here tryna get jobs
reblogging for yall bc the shit worked for me lol
Karma will pop me if I don’t

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sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the people out here tryna get jobs
reblogging for yall bc the shit worked for me lol
Karma will pop me if I don’t
Reblog if your best friend is pretty.
sometimes i try to scroll past this but then i feel guilty
I never scroll past this, my best friends are stunning
reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)
Elephants are so perfect. ☺️🐘💕🙌🏼
IT IS MINT GREEN
IT IS MINT GREEN
IT IS MINT GREEN
IT IS MINT GREEN
IT IS MINT GREEN
IT IS MINT GREEN
IT IS MINT GREEN
IT IS MINT GREEN
IT IS MINT GREEN
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IT IS MINT GREEN
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Man I feel really bad for the Tumblr Staff because I bet they aimed for Tumblr to be a cool, suavé, photographic place for artists but in reality it’s made up of hormonal teenagers who obsess over gay fictional characters, and can’t even handle the reblog button turning green to teal
IT IS MINT GREEN
staff:
IT IS MINT GREEN
Reblogging to see the colour of the reblog button
Oh my god, it’s like olive green now! Da fuck
This shit better work
HAH I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND LOOK WHAT I GOT FROM MY DAD TODAY OUT OF THE BLUE
what if we all got paper lol
GUYS I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND I JUST GOT $150
I am not even kidding but I am reblogging this twice in a row because I just got $275.
I got $200 yay!
Me accepting my diploma as valedictorian: and now back to this bitch that had a lot to say about me in the classroom, Ms. Johnson whats good
Social anxiety level: “mentally rehearsing the word ‘Here!’ over and over before the professor calls your name during roll call”
Social Anxiety level: holding all your money from the moment you walk in the door so when you get in line to pay u don’t have to waste everyone’s time
Social anxiety level: Being done with your test before anyone else but not wanting to get up and walk to the front of class, so you wait until someone else stands up.
Social Anxiety level: Editing the fuck out of everything you say mentally, so that you don’t come off as annoying for saying too much by including unnecessary details no one asked for or care about.
It’s ridiculous that I’ve done these things all my life and never even realized it wasn’t normal
good luck, crispies
I can’t not reblog this…it might help me pass chem
please be careful after your concerts ! a lot of gross men like to wait outside the doors bc they know there are a lot of young girls coming out ! please get your ride to come early, stay with a group of people even if you don’t know them or stand by a police officer
also the flipside of this: if you see someone (especially smaller teens!!) standing by themself waiting for their ride offer to stand with them for a moment until their car comes! if you’re an adult/in a group and see one of the said gross dudes then (if you feel safe/comfortable doing so) hover near them and if they approach a young teen who looks uncomfortable with them, then do the ‘hey there you are, my friend/sibling/cousin let’s walk away from this guy’ thing and help them get out of that situation! Or point them out to the officers so they can intervene! Keep yourself safe as a first priority but also if you have a chance, do what you can to help others!! :) :)
I want a show where either
Gordon Ramsey has to sing for Simon Cowell and then Simon has to cook for Ramsey and they both just criticize each other.
Or
A contestant has to cook for Ramsey and then sing for Simon. You win if you can survive the psychological damage
ATTENTION : IF YOU ARE OVER THE AGE OF 18 I NEED YOU TO GO VOTE !!!!
I refuse to have Donald Trump as my president .
it’s not normal for your boyfriend to ignore you when you want to talk to him.
it’s not normal for your boyfriend to shove you when he’s angry.
it’s not normal for your boyfriend to call you a dumbass or a bitch when you’re in an argument.
it’s not normal for your boyfriend to threaten to leave the relationship every time you defend yourself.
it’s not normal for your boyfriend to invalidate your feelings.
it’s not normal for your boyfriend to not tell you who he’s with or where he’s going.
it’s not normal for your boyfriend to keep making the same detrimental mistake over and over.
it’s not normal for your boyfriend to use your insecurities against you.
it’s not normal for your boyfriend to make you feel guilty for having desires and needs.
it’s not normal for your boyfriend to tell you that you’re stupid when you cry.
it’s not normal for your boyfriend to cheat on you because he’s “just a stupid guy.”
it’s not normal for your boyfriend to rely on you when he doesn’t do a thing for himself.
it’s not normal for your boyfriend to hurt you intentionally.
please stop normalizing toxic romantic relationships. it’s not healthy for your partner to upset you and behave recklessly as long as he apologizes later. apologies mean nothing after he has repeatedly disrespected you. kisses and hugs mean nothing after he has repeatedly disrespected you. public displays of affection mean nothing after he has repeatedly disrespected you. promises mean nothing after he has repeatedly disrespected you. it is not okay for him to hurt you physically or emotionally because he said he’ll change. he hasn’t. he won’t. get out now because THIS! IS! NOT! NORMAL! other couples do not go through this. other couples did NOT have to go through this to be in a happy, wholesome place.
he is manipulative and selfish and he is making you weak every time you agree to stay. even when you feel like “maybe this time, things will be okay,” they won’t – that’s what he wants you to think so you never slip from his grasp. you know as well as i do you’re 50 times overdue for “this is his last chance.” this is not normal.
help me get this around so my friend can see how many people agree with me and that she needs to walk away from her toxic relationship
THANK YOU. I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR ABOUT 5 YEARS
What am I going to do now?
You can die happily
#the blood oath is fulfilled #i am free
HERE YOU GO GUYS HAVE A PRESENT
It’s been seven fucking years Seven
*WAR FLASHBACKS*
I actually won the game another way years ago. Reblogging for everyone else tho
NO THE PRIME MINISTER OF THE UK HAS NOT STATED THAT THE GAME IS OVER SO ITS NOT
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Have you ever thought “Man, I feel impossibly shitty and I don’t know why”?
Run through this checklist before you do anything else.
What have I eaten in the last 24 hours? Is it enough? If not, go and eat some food, you butt.
Am I hydrated? If not, put some fluids in your body, fool.
Have I slept an acceptable amount in the last 24 hours and preceeding few days? If not, do your utmost to have a nap. You need a reset, bro.
Have I been outside/partaken in whatever form of exercise I am capable of? You’re stagnating, homie.
Have I communicated with anyone? At all? About anything? In the last 24 hours? Sup, you’re not actually a lone wolf, and even if you’re just shouting BUTTLUMPS at someone over the intertubes, it’s better than shouting it at yourself inside your own head.
So basically: eat, drink, sleep, walk, and talk. If you still feel like emotional ass after that, start looking for more involved explanations.
This shit is no joke.
All of these are extremely important.
Adding: 6. Have I communicated too much? Am I overstimulated? Do I need some quiet time? Go stare at a blank wall in utter silence for a bit.
I try to go through this kind of checklist whenever I feel funky. It really helps.
Watch: John Oliver’s sex ed video needs to be shown in every American school
Reblog if you're black tumblr.
You don’t have to be black, it just means you support us, you stand by us and you’re for us.
100%
Someone who’s black or supports black people and their human rights. it literally says that in the description. “You don’t have to be black, it just means you support us, you stand by us and you’re for us.”
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