[ahkmenra-h]

haha,, migraines are so nice :)

[cool-robots-deactivated20210603]

The M was out today at school

[kingcheddarxvii]

I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO HAPPEN

[gnarly]

reasons to date me: 1: 2: 3: 4: 5: please lol

[jabberjais-deactivated20160628]

do you hear that?

its the sound of NO FUCKING SCHOOL TOMORROW

[instagrampa]

I’m usually that person who has no idea what’s going on

[meanplastic]

[meanplastic]

MY FUCKING FAVORITE VINE

[santullianal]

This honestly made me tear up. Imagining how great he must have felt that his planned worked and choosing that risk paid off. I also feel like him and the model have such good chemistry, they’re always so kind and loving to one another.

[ladytabularasa]

Holy shit what did he do?? That’s rad as hell!

[mangomartyr]

Since the runway was going to have simulated rain, he wanted to make the outfit become colorful because of it rather than deflect it. He sewed dye into the seams and once the rain hit it the dye ran! Very simple but super effective. He was one of the two winners of that challenge.

[ladytabularasa]

Absolutely brilliant. Holy shit.

[bel-by-the-sea]

tree guardian, guardian of some tree probably

[rubee-deactivated20190117]

"why dont you just give him a chance"

idk because im not physically or mentally attracted to him and ‘but he likes you’ or ‘but hes really nice’ isnt going to change the fact that im not interested

[tenpointsforgriffindor69-deacti]

Damn, I don’t think women know how much that really hurts

[coveredinsnow-]

[misterzevran]

A fine gift. You have my thanks.

me opening my Christmas presents (via katiebishop)

[madeupmonkeyshit]

[tranz-parents]

[blameaspartame-deactivated20200]

[blameaspartame-deactivated20200]

[blameaspartame-deactivated20200]

[gokuma]

Transformers Alt Mode meme

[funsizedfox]

“they won’t let me eat,wont let me sleep..”

“who?”

“…..them.”

[strawberriesandjane]

Oh.

[not-your-egirl-deactivated20231]

I AM CRYING

[bronzedragon]

I remember reading about how EA was trying to sell the rights to make The Sims into a movie and everyone was like “…how?”

Now I get it

It’s a horror movie

People wake up one day to find themselves transformed into puppets of an invisible malicious trickster god

First the bizarre happenings start:

someone becomes obsessed with stealing lawn gnomes

another person has a compulsion to stick their head into a strange device and emerges obsessed by grilled cheese sandwiches

people pee themselves despite being next to a bathroom because some mysterious unseen force makes them study cleaning

people find themselves stuck in rooms because they can’t step over common household objects

a young man doing some nighttime stargazing mysteriously vanishes

then their god turns sadistic

pool ladders mysteriously vanish, leading to several drownings

doors vanish just as a house fire begins

an elevator plummets several stories as a couple starts to get it on

a Murphy Bed gruesomely folds up, crushing the people inside

and that man who vanished while stargazing returns…but with something growing inside of him…and vague memories of a grotesque creature named Pollination Technician

the horror has begun

[diarriha-deactivated20150825]

[lazyparades]

I would pay a lot to watch that movie

[freeze-branded-heart]

His face makes me exceptionally happy

[lesbewear-blog-deactivated20241]

pray for this man

[i-wanna-fuck-disney-blog]

none pizza with left mineral

[go-goneco]

Can somebody please tell me which one of these is Shaggy?