Being gay is natural? Okay.
You have three islands. Divide them into groups of one. The straight island, the gay island, and the lesbian island. The straight island is going to reproduce and keep going strong for millions of generations to come. The gay and lesbian islands will both wipe out in not even one century. This isn’t just about religion or morals, it’s just simple common sense. Being gay is unnatural, and not just because God said so, but because you yourself wouldn’t even be born without a REAL natural man and woman. And no, there is no such thing as a lesbian bone marrow “thing” to have children. That’s a biased fact that came from a lesbian scientist who has false opinions. If it’s not a real penis or vagina, then it’s fucking false and you’re just opinionated by dumb facts. I’m done here. Read over what I said and if you still think that being gay is normal and natural, then I hope you achieve some common sense one day. Bye
Where is this gay island located.. asking for a friend
Our lesbian island is going to last a century? DAMN! That is…. Good enough for me 💃👭 100 years is plenty enough time 🍺🍻 for a…. Party!!! 🍸🍹🍷💋💋
are we going to have to campaign for bi people to come live on our islands?
~choose Lesbos: the prettiest ladies, no men, one step closer to the demise of the human race and the salvation of this wonderful blue orb~
Can we make “That’s a biased fact that came from a lesbian scientist who has false opinions” into a meme
i want a zip line installed between gay and lesbian islands so us pans can come and go as we please
Oh no…we can’t see the heterosexuals…how tragic
Where the fuck are aces and aros gonna live? Do we get our own island? Perchance a boat? Will we transform into merfolk and live merrily in the ocean?
Asexual merfolk, that sounds good to me 👌👙💁👍👍
First off- bisexuals will all own their own boats, so we will be in charge of trade- so you better hope you won’t need the stereotypical goods and services of each of the other groups.
Because, we ain’t helpin’ any of you mo’fers. (Except the pans, aces, and aros. You get anything you want, just ask.)
Given that homosexuality *is* plenty common in nature, those islands WILL be populated in the future of your deeply heterophobic dystopian AU world, because that’s where all the gay and lesbian children born to your heterosexual couples are apparently going to be required to be sent. YOU FASCIST. Why am I not surprised this person’s headcanon doesn’t include bisexuals or anyone else who doesn’t fit into categories AA, AB, or BB? OP didn’t know where to put any of us because we didn’t fit in those neat little island boxes so we were just written out. …I’m going with “written out,” because otherwise taking this worldview literally gets really dark, really fast.
Or…
*imagines silent fleets of cobbled-together ships, slipping between the islands in the night, staffed by Those Who Don’t Fit, shuttling people back and forth. Those exiled from heteronormativity island with whom family members desperately wish to be reunited with, if only for a few hours; the bisexuals and pans who escaped execution and have lovers they want to visit; the gay and lesbian people who want children sneaking on board to assist each other with in-vitro fertilization efforts. All the while the gray-spectrum merfolk swim a distance away from the fleet, keeping watch for any that might bring danger.* *the whispers of a revolution grow louder each passing night*
~
Edit: A different set of responses to the OP