The Plague Prince

The diseased monarch or New Orleans

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“Can I equip the bees?”

- My friend upon finding a bees nest his first time playing DnD

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Meet the Mona Lisa of the Prado, the earliest known copy of Da Vinci’s best portrait. Similarity in the undersketch of the painting indicates that this was very likely painted concurrently with the original Mona Lisa, by a student of Da Vinci.

There is much controversy in the art world over the question of whether or not to clean the fragile Mona Lisa, but her sister has been restored and some fairly odd later alterations removed to show the original vibrant colors and lighting. Some details, such as the sheerness of her shawl and the pattern on the neckline of her dress, have become utterly obscured in the original, but in the restored copy they’re perfectly clear.

It blows my mind a little bit to look at these two sisters side-by-side and imagine how much vivid detail could be hiding in the Mona Lisa under 500 years of rotten varnish. 

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THE COPY HAS EYEBROWS

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Your response to a beautiful piece of artwork done by Leonardo Da Vinci himself is “SHES GOT EYEBROWS”. Alright. All intelligent life has been lost.

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Yo Snooty McSnotwhine, the Mona Lisa’s vanished eyebrows have been the subject of debate and analysis in the art expert community for hundreds of years, long before your parents squirted water at each other from across the clown car and then honked their bicycle horns to indicate they really wanted to make a smug, insufferable little clown baby together. 

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this continues to be the best reply to a criticizing comment on this site

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i tried making my own…

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the source for anyone else who wants to fuck around with couches

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A previous project I reworked after it was marked for my painting class. On the left is the rework and on the right is the original. Much happier with the second version :D

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Uh oh.

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Update:

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Halloween is coming up soon. Upon dying it quickly became my favorite holiday (not that it wasn’t already) because I can break the masquerade all I desire. So can the Nosferatu. It’s grand really. Also I love scaring the shit out of children.

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Thinking about commissioning a human to install a hidden passageway in my hideout somewhere. Might make body/blood storage easier in the long run. Especially when other  kindred don’t keep their hands to themselves.

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Throwback to when the English invaded! Just joking I’m not that old.

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Unlife is so horribly boring these days. I traveled across the States all to pretend that I have my head in my ass with old garish aristocrats (if they are as old as they say they are)

Whoops, there goes the Masquerade once more.

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Thierry Mugler Fall 2011

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Finally, to satiate curiosity, a picture of me. Pardon how blurry it is, we kindred don’t photograph well, sometimes we don’t show up at all. Although I do like this photo as it’s the most in focus one I could find. It was taken by a human before I killed them.

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Post a full body picture of yourself!

Being dead I don’t show up on film. However though, I’m a sucker for strange old traditions so I have the occasional talent sketch me. This is as close to a photo as you can get.

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A-B-G-N-O

Available? Not really no. Not for a relationship.

Birthday? I don’t know to be honest with you. I have been dead too long to remember.

Grade I hated? I wasn’t fond of grade 10 if I recall. It was the year I dropped out.

Number of Siblings? As a kindred none, as a human I had one. A sister.

One Wish? I wish Thorgrim accepted things other than human toes as payment. I is truly inconvenient in a hurry.

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put a letter in my ask

‎A - Available?

B - Birthday?

C - Crushing on?

D - Drink you last had?

E - Easiest person to talk to?

F - Favourite song?

G - Grade I hated?

H - Hometown?

I - Icecream flavour?

J - Jellybean flavour?

K - Kissed someone?

L- Longest friendship?

M - Milkshake flavour?

N - Number of siblings?

O - One wish?

P - Person who called me last?

Q - Question you're always asked?

R - Reason to smile?

S - Song I sang last?

T - Time you woke up?

U - Umbrella colour?

V - Very best friend?

W - Which celebrity i’d marry?

X - X rays I've had?

Y - Your last time you cried?

Z - Zodiac sign?

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I have cleared the Necropolis of strange foreign Gangrel. To think they had the gall to come into my city and try to displace the lovely Nosferatu... fools

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Tonight’s Gender of the Night is: a super-cute vampire bat.

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