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sorry but this video is like a parasitic species to me

bisexualityjunkie

b0tster

lesbians making out video but with reduced music so u can hear them making out sloppy style. happy pride! 🏳️‍🌈🔊

katlovesshrimps

i love big butch women

wannabemumma

“Hey store manager from the hit movie Elf, what is the primary group that celebrates pride month and, more importantly, when does it start?”

silly2tilly

bitch looks like mcdonalds

IVE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT

@i-make-grown-men-cry IS A BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER. THEY STALKED MY HORNYPOSTS. THATS RIGHT. THEY TOOK THEIR STUPID FUCKIN SAMSUNG PHONE OUT AND STALKED MY HORNYPOSTS, AND THEY COMMENTED "good for you man" AND I SAID "FUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOU KEEP YOUR DAMN NOTIFCATION OFF MY BLOG", SO IM MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TUMBLR.COM. I MAKE GROWN MEN CRY, YOU GOT A BAD PHONE, ITS THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT EXCEPT ITS WAY SMALLER, AND GUESS WHAT? HERES WHAT MY BLOG LOOKS LIKE.

THATS RIGHT BABY. ALL LIKES. ALL REBLOGS. NO BULLSHIT, LOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS ABSOLUTLY BEAUTIFUL. THEY STALKED MY BLOG SO GUESS WHAT, IM GONNA STALK THEM IRL, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET MY SUPER LASER PISS. EXCEPT IM NOT GONNA PISS ON THE EARTH, IM GONNA GO HIGHER, IM PISSING ON THE MOON!!!! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA?! I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT!!!

YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE I REACH YOUR LOCATION AND THE PISS DRRRRROPPLETS HIT YOUR FUCKING FACE, NOW GET OUTTA MY SIGHT BEFORE I STALK AND PISS ON YOU TOO.

guys horny as shit and like asked the beef how long it is based on phone dimensions, apparently its LONGER than anticipated, glorious day