riverdale critic lol

i am addicted please send help

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Cheryl Blossom's anthem is femininonmenon

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Ive thought about this a lot, and I have another post drafted that brings this up, but I wonder how much differently the show would have handled the Ms Grundy situation if the actors had actually looked the ages they're supposed to be. Its hard to remember that Archie probably just turned 15 when the whole thing happened because he looks like he's in his 20s.

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this is what archie would have looked like at 15 btw:

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actually devastating. so disgusting that they didn’t handle literal grooming and statutory the way it should have been handled.

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RIVERDALE (2017 - 2023) s04e13: Chapter Seventy "The Ides of March"

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i know riverdale isn’t tryna sell us VUGHEAD??

N O

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rewatching season two rn and DAMN we need to talk about this outfit more

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LMAOOO THEYRE TEENAGERS AGAIN

i CALLED IT

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AHAHAHAHAHAH yes it is

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dude hiram lodge was bad but boy do i hate that pickens guy

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LMAOOO LOOK AT THE WAY HES HOLDING IT

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you know what? im proud of the riverdale writers. it looks like this new season is finally gonna top season 3 in weirdness levels

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some creative ideas for the writers:

edgar comes back to life bc he wasn’t really dead

the black hood comes back to life (again) bc he wasn’t really dead

jason comes back to life bc he wasn’t really dead

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I WAS K I D D I N G YOU F O O L S

CREDIT ME

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okay Rivervale theories:

theyre gonna kill as many people as possible, then when we go back to riverdale theyre all gonna be fine

maybe this is all jugheads writing? since hes the one narrating. idk

or maybe its all some elaborate dream or something. since yk Archie woke up at the beginning of the season

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AAAAAAAAAAA

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YOU NICKNAMED MY DAUGHTER AFTER THE LOCHNESS MONSTER ????1?1?2?3?2?

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YEAHHHHHH

love this aesthetic

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dude im so shook because what merit is there to both of these relationships???

Edward: old, cold, dead. creepy. stalker tendencies. thinks sparkling is a bad thing. thinks he owns Bella. thinks Bella has no autonomy and cant make her own decisions. codependent and wants to isolate Bella from her current friends, family, life. (okay well he says he doesn't but)

Jacob: doesn't respect bella's right to say no!!!!!!! is really just tryna get laid or get his way, doesn't care about Bella at all. he just wants to “win.” hey, he doesn't respect consent!!!! also overly aggressive and physically violent when he gets angry.

team nobody. team leave town immediately and go to florida with your mom.

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why does new moon and eclipse have the same ending

new moon ending:

eddy: Bella, in order to spend literally immortal eternity together, we gotta be married, also fuck jacob

eclipse ending:

bella: my sweet vampire bf ed, we gotta get married and tell charlie, also fuck jacob