Try not to lose yourself

Brandon 27 DMV SC: strangemnd_ross

[whitepeopletwitter]

[babestx]

[graftandgrief]

Eating while on shift is not permitted, staff are told. “If the system detects no keyboard stroke and mouse click, it will show you as idle for that particular duration, and it will be reported to your supervisor. So please avoid hampering your productivity.”

A training video about the webcam system, seen by the Guardian, says it “monitors and tracks real-time employee behaviour and detects any violations to pre-set business rules, and sends real-time alerts to managers to take corrective actions immediately”.

Capitalism is so exhausting

[upsettingandunfortunateclasshate]

Fuck this

[lesbiansandgayssupporttheminers]

This is insane.

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

Capitalism is so innovative /s

[thestoryofaslut]

Hi!  Want to completely fuck the keyboard-tracking system in the ass?  Want to do it in a way that they literally cannot do anything about without disabling primary Windows functions?

Step 1: Open Notepad.

Step 2: Copy the following text, line for line, omitting only the --- that caps either end of it. --- Dim objResult Set objShell = WScript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell") Do While True   objResult = objShell.sendkeys("{NUMLOCK}{NUMLOCK}")   Wscript.Sleep (6000) Loop --- Step 3: Save this as whatever.vbs, put it somewhere you can access easily, and double click it when you start your computer.

What does this do?

This runs a very basic script, and every six seconds, your computer will double-tap the NumLock key (i.e., turn it on, and then off) in a single instant.  This counts as a key-press, occurs with a key that shouldn’t affect most things that you’re doing, occurs with no gap between them even if it could affect things you’re doing, and should prevent this kind of BS from engaging.  As an aside, this will also prevent your computer from automatically locking itself, so take that into account if you need to manually lock your computer when going to lunch or whatever.

[jayydaamariee-deactivated202208]

The sun loves me

[mxnrique]

the fact that a SIXTEEN year old understands this more than grown ass adults in the film industry

[destinyknowz]

The kids are alright!!!

[tubebecitaa]

[unbossed-deactivated20251218]

A job that allows one to abuse others with virtual impunity will always attract those who want to and will.

[biokitty]

So glad to know we’re giving this technology to a group of people who will almost certainly abuse it to murder people in the worst case scenario and in the best case scenario will allow them to continue arresting innocent civilians for non-violent petty crimes during a global pandemic in a disinfected car.

[fluffmugger]

Yeah as an Aussie I can tell you they absolutely fucking will because they already have

[l6639l]

Supporting another person’s success will never fuck up yours

[everythingfox]

Why does this potato have legs?

[justnoodlefishthings]

POV: you are a lump of fresh dough at the bakery

[sunstoned-deactivated20210425]

𝑖 𝑏𝑒𝑡 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝑐𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑑𝑜 𝑖𝑡 𝑏𝑒𝑡𝑡𝑒𝑟 🤍

[lilbrat666-deactivated20210829]

｡･:*:･ﾟ★,｡･:*:･ﾟ☆｡･:*:･ﾟ★,｡･:*:･ﾟ☆ ｡･:*:･ﾟ★,｡･:*:･ﾟ☆｡･:*｡

[likecocain]

[intentional-desire]

Grab her ass so hard her pussy opens

[vasikosmis8os]

This

[tahliagen]

quarantine weight

[toastbutteregg]

[tiktokmuseum]

he was in the fridge!!!

[myusersnamegoeshere]

ovbiously this person has done so much research and cares about their tortoise so much but.... the mf idea of having a live tortoise in a TUPPERWARE?! IN MY FRIDGE?? WITH ME FOOD? ahahahaha

[rattle-my-stars]

the concept of opening someone else’s fridge only to find a WHOLE ASS TORTOISE in there... idk if I’d ever recover

[blog-carmex]

@esperantoauthor when the food doesn’t come to Tesla, Tesla comes to the food

[esperantoauthor]

Reminds me of when I accidentally stumbled across this photo for the first time...

[solitarelee]

If this was strictly a turtle fridge I'd be less alarmed, it's the presence of mayo, wine, milk, etc that makes it so startling XD

[lividlovers]

Look at the peppers!! Lmfao yo I don't understand