I love Oumaeda!! I love Nanojo!! I love Sayabuki & Celemiu!!
I love @funeralprocession's Morgue Matchmaker AU! <3!!!
I love @morguecritter so much!!!! I didn't know how much I wanted to talk to Nagito and Kokichi ` ò ◊ ó ´ !!!!!!
◦ I love cute pastel things! ᴕ ᴗ ᴕ
◦ I'm a lesbian! ᴖ ᴗ ᴖ
◦ I have a long-term partner! ỡ ᴗ ỡ
◦ I'm not interested in drama! ¤ v ¤
I would like to make friends with other Oumaeda / Nanojo / Sayabuki / Celemiu fans, thanks! ᴖ ᴈ ᴖ ♪♫ !!
Looks disgusting to me, but maybe Keech would like it, lol.
Hey, do you have any black sugar?
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I don't normally like sweets, but black sugar is the exception - it's one of the things Ouma-kun and I completely agree on.
It's a little unusual, since... Well, I don't normally like candy.
Also, Ouma-kun doesn't like coffee at all, but it has a definite coffee hit about it - it might depend on the brand... Anyway, he also loves black sugar, probably as much as I do--
Koma-chan, quit tellin' all our secrets!
Are you concerned this one will lead to our downfall, master? The fact we can agree on a snack item, and it's a highly unlikely one?
Yup! Ya never know, riiight?
Unfortunately, I don't remember the brand... I've had some since then that weren't as good, which is why I mentioned it might vary by brand - the later ones didn't have such a distinct coffee flavour about them.
Just in case you were thinkin' it might be easy to win him over? He doesn't like coffee candy.
It's true, haha... I'm not sure how many of them actually contain actual coffee, and they're too... Sugary.
This coming from a guy who admits his favourite candy is literal sugar.
It doesn't make sense to me, either. Heh.
Where'd ya find that black sugar abomination, Nagito~?
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Convenience store... Heh. Near where I used to live--
Huh? That messed up apartment complex with that Doll Ghoul upstairs? House of horrors, Unsolved Mystery thing? That place?
Yes. It was in a convenience store near there, and I can vaguely remember the packaging - I'd remember it well enough if I saw it again, I think.
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Bummer! Looks like that's the end of that then, huh? It just doesn't exist anymore, I guess!
I haven't been back there - there's a chance they might still carry it--?
Sucks so bad, it just doesn't exist now...
Oh well, no use dwellin' on it!
Either you don't like the fact I've just shared a weakness of yours, or you're concerned about me going back to that area.
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I don't care if my DICElings know what kinda candy to give us, Koma-chan! I don't want you going back to that apartment bloc from hell!
Wait, you're serious..? You're actually concerned... About me?
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Marvelous! Thank you, Oumu-kun! Nobody's ever cared enough about me to restrict my movements in an effort to protect me before!
Anything for you, Koma-chan! This definitely isn't me being neurotic megalomaniac - it's definitely because I care aboutcha!
[ mod note: ran out of pictures as usual XD!! They were definitely going to keep yapping and dumblr cockblocked me as always ⊙ n ⊙! ]
its a new phone lol... i noticed yours is broken as hell, do you drop it a lot?
i also have a question... just wondering your opinion on it (if you have any)
(also my reasoning for this specific phone is you like cute things but don't eat sweets? it's a phone that looks like a cream cookie lol i saw it and thought of you man <3)
anyway... if god made humans in "his" image... who made god? why did "he" look like that? also when was "he" born? where does "he" live? nothing about it makes sense (which of course it wouldnt, it's all made up but anyway lol)
Wait, really? I can have this...? Are you sure?
Excellent! Thanks!
I'll try to be more careful and not drop this one!
The trouble is my hand tremors... My phone was still sort of functional, so it didn't seem very important to replace it...
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Since this one was a thoughtful gift from you, I'll try to be more careful with it - the one I bought myself didn't matter too much to me, but this one has sentimental value!
Marvelous!
if god made humans in "his" image... who made god? why did "he" look like that? also when was "he" born? where does "he" live?
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Uh... I haven't really thought about it too much, haha... Give me a minute, ok?
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(You didn't specify which one you're referring to, but I can definitely guess...)
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I think the only reasonable conclusion here is that being is an Eldritch horror, don't you think?
Similar to the Great Old Ones, our reality is their dreams - that one just happened to dream up a planet full of fragile beings that resemble itself, and rules them with a sadistic selfishness - commanding total servitude or promising eternal punishment.
When they all wake up, I guess that'll be it - no more servitude, no more punishment!
Or, much more likely, they're all fairytales. Life was just an aberration - luck, basically. This planet happened to possess the correct inventory of things to produce life - including being the ideal distance from its star, to keep from boiling or freezing while the germination process happened over millions of years.
We're lucky, if you think about it - we get to be here at the same time! What are the odds?
I guess I shouldn't speak for you, but I feel very fortunate to have met you!
seeing nagito again (when you found out you both were enrolled at hope's peak together
or when he agreed to be your servant (or at least didn't refuse lol)
also while im here do you recognize this guy?
W-where do you people keep getting these pictures? I mean it!
I mean--! What do you mean 'saw Nagito again'? I saw him for the first time when we met at that stupid dump of a school!
Pretty sure I wouldn't be able to forget a scarecrow bastard like that one - seems like he would really leave an impression, hmm?
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Y'know? Nagito didn't disappoint me, but his reputation sure did!
Hearing all the yip-yaps about how deranged and messed up he was? I was expecting somebody completely different!
Scariest thing that guy does is go on his high-energy, optimistic tangents about stuff nobody cares about!
Classic Koma-chan!
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Don't get me wrong, ok... He cares about it so I care about it, too... But damn, amirite?
He really tricked me with that stuff... I thought he was evilphobic or something!
I thought he'd turned against me because I'm an evil bastard, and I was gonna have to take ownership of him by force - using trickery and deceit. Bummer!
I didn't wanna have to do that, but...
If it came to that, I guess I'd have no choice, hmm?
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Aaaanyway, I dunno what you've gotten yourself convinced of over there, gummyworm... But it's all false! Soooorry!
I never met Koma-chan before we met at Cope's Geek, and if he didn't agree to be my servant, I was gonna be forced to do some underhanded stuff to get my way.
Like, what are we doin' here~?
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Now get rid of that picture for me, k? Don't let Nagito see it - we don't wanna give him nightmares or anything, riiiight?
[nagito] does it bother u that u & keech are having such a major disagreement over sparkling justice?
ur obviously a fan & hes clearly not... is this gonna be an issue for ya?
also do u have a theory abt who it might actually be? the thing abt it being 2 or more ppl makes sense (given they have been spotted but theres been enough discrepancy in their physical characteristics it couldnt just be one person working alone)... jw if u have any theories abt who it might actually be...
No, not at all. We disagree about things all the time.
He loves sweets; I don't.
I love cute things; he doesn't care for them.
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A-anyway... I'm not sure I would consider myself a fan...
A fan of theirs, I mean...
I am a fan of the hope they symbolize, though!
Misguided hope is still hope! An uncut diamond is still a diamond!
A troupe of vigilantes that have their hearts set on a brighter future, even if they won't be around to benefit from it? Wonderful!
Cutting back the weeds thanklessly, all for the promise of a future they won't be able to enjoy for themselves!
F-fantastic!
Risking their safety every time they venture out - it really is a selfless type of hope, isn't it?
Who are they doing this for? What do they gain from all this effort - there is no reward!
Were they loved so completely that they feel this determination to repay that love - even to those who don't appreciate their sacrifice?
What about the night when one of them doesn't come home? Will it have been worth it to the ones that remain?
Were they loved? Or was it a lack of love that manufactured this crusade?
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My honest interpretation of Sparkling Justice is a bittersweet one. Are you ready?
Bear in mind my interpretation might be skewed, but it's my honest takeaway from everything I've learned about the individuals - what little was released to the public.
Ever since I started looking into the case details, it seemed like it was most likely a suicide mission.
It was never about winning the war against crime - they never expected to. They knew they would lose it someday, and they were determined to take out as many criminals as they could before their time was up.
It's pretty fitting that they wear masks, isn't it? I don't just mean for the sake of hiding their identity - but even the motivation behind it all is obscured by the lie they've constructed.
The few interviews they've allowed seemed highly scripted. It wasn't genuine, it... Lacked something. Something important.
The words were fine, I guess... There wasn't anything wrong with them... But something seemed 'off', somehow.
I've seen genuine Sparkling Justice fans that believe the soliloquizing and buy into the story they've prepared...
But this isn't just about punishing criminals. There's something else they aren't saying.
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Is it hope to be so willing to sacrifice your life this way? Knowing it won't make a difference after all?
Or does the hope lie at the end - making it out of the circumstances that drove them to these extremes?
It's a bit like sawing your leg off once you've been snared by a bear-trap... I find it really difficult to believe a loving environment created the individuals making up Sparkling Justice.
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I could always be wrong, haha! It wouldn't be the first time!
[keech] what would u do if it turned out nagito actually *was* a part of sparkling justice lol
ik he said he wasnt but... i mean u cant completely rule it out until the secret identities are revealed right?
also no offense but u seem a bit jealous of him fanboying over sparkling justice lol... cant tell how much is u genuinely being unimpressed by the vigilante killers & how much is u being a petty king rofl
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Oh, you! You can't get my goat - I finally remembered to take my meds!
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I think I remembered, anyway...
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Uh-oh! Now I'm not sure - it might have been this morning; it might have been a year ago!
It's probably fine.
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Aaaanyway, that's not possible - I'm with him all the time. I send him off on errands sometimes, but I've followed him around enough to know that he doesn't sneak away to meet with some dirty, rotten, murderous bastard - he's totally clean.
He definitely doesn't sneak off after dark, for sure - he's locked in with me! Talk about 'hell in a cell', amirite? HA!
Me and Koma-chan! Locked up! All night! Best friends! Nobody murdering anybody!
I don't sleep well so if he got up and left, I'd be the first one to know about it!
Anybody could be Sparkling Just-Ass - except that guy!
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Now, how much does my testimony mean to ya, coffin drop? Am I a trustworthy alibi or not?
Maybe Sparkling Justice is me and Koma-chan? Hmm? Ya think?
Am I lyin' to ya? Or is he?
Who knows? Who cares?
[ mod note: the 'meds' in question are vitamin and iron supplements (and no, he did not take them XD!!) ]
They're cola gummies, I'm sorry Nagito xD!!!!!!!!!!!!
But I have a suggestion <3 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Cola flavor is Kokichi's favorite right? There might be some cola flavored candies that aren't gummies but... I mean this is the third bag of cola gummies he's been given and they have all been different from each other xD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So my suggestion (since Kokichi isn't allowed to eat gummy candy, Nagito is apparently serious about the rules xD!!!!!!!!!!!!) is Nagito can chew them up for you a bit Ouma xD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Don't worry Nagito, you don't need to swallow xD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Aaaand queue me getting kicked out of DICE for this xD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Worth it <3 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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So mean, Cherry Bomb ♡
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How cruel, forcing Koma-chan to eat candy when you know he doesn't like sweets! You're hardcore, huh?
It's not that different from something you--
Nope. Totally different!
It really wasn't, though--?
It. Was. Different. Nagito.
Ouma-kun begged me for days to chew his favourite gum for him, since he's not allowed. I thought he was picking on me at first - the fact he was asking me to do that for him, I mean.
The thing he was asking for was--
Haha...
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He was so excited when I finally relented and chewed it for him, he could barely wait for me to take the gum out before--
See? Totally different! Exactly like I was sayin'!
What? How is that different?
You had me chew something you aren't allowed to have because of your braces, then--
Well? Say it. Hee.
I tried to warn him, haha... That the 'juiciness' of the gum is spit, I mean... The thing he was telling me to do... Uh...
Aww, bummer! You're right - it's totally the same thing!
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We should do it anyway! Nagito's asthmatic breath right on my face is so cute!
Are you picking on me again..? Because it seemed like you were the last time, but--
No way! I'd never pick on you!
Ah, I understand.
Nice joke, master! You got me!
Really? Ya fell for it?
Do me a favour and chew one of these gummies for me, Koma-chan. Y'know, to make up for believing my insidious, bastardly lie. Hee.
[ mod note: I'm not sure if Cherry was deliberately making a reference to this thing I wrote a while ago? But they were talking about this event, at least XD!! ]
[ bonus mod note: Nagito is just acting like he has no idea what's going on, by the way XD!! Have to clear it up for my own sake: his social skills are poor but he knows when Keech is staging a makeout game XD!! ]
