Fuck it, HENTAI OPINIONS! ⚠nsfwwarning⚠
Look, it's a bit taboo but we're all human. Don't act like you've never gotten down and dirty and typed in a 6 digit code, or grabbed the remote and got down to business right in the family living room.( you're quite fucking brave if that's the case) It doesn't matter, we've all got our preferences and major dislikes. Even with our p0rn, what can I say? humans judge, and we're all human. *I think*
I'm picky with my material, and this is also coming from a former Doujjin artist.So I'm gonna start off with what's first on the notebook in front of me:
1. Elf girls,
Ah, elves. theyre made in all different colors,shapes, and sizes. they have two nice long pointy ears and- that's about it. Yeah there's not too much to this genre, quite limited. I mean sure she's got tits, ass, maybe a lil sass and she's about to go down on you. But what makes her special? The EARS? It's a nice touch, but doesn't give you much to work with other than the tits, ass, and sass. I'd give it a solid 6/10 for a rating🍞
2.Succubus
Set the scene: You're in your parents basement like the sad degenerate you are, you decide-
"Hey, let's summon a demon! "or some stupid shit like that,
You gather your supplies and yadayadayadayada- you get the deal, and-BOOM!!! Hot demon chick that is here to feed off of your soul, by absolutely DESTROYING your dong. Theyre just there to use you, but that's what you want! It's just "MILK ME DRY! " at this point. I do see the appeal to this. Kind of hentai, there aren't too many limitations unless she's a loli... then.. you're very uhhh.. Special..
9/10 for the rating
3.Nakadashi
Just in case you don't know, Nakadashi means creampie- ANYWAY!!!! And if you don't know what cream pie or getting creampied is, why the fuck are you reading this?!?! Go do your homework, you uneducated 4th grader! But back on the topic, in my earlier days of exploring the world of hentai I was most Commonly met with Nakadashi. Lemme just say, it looks... messy. The idea of filling someone or getting filled with their lewd fluids is somewhat appealing, just not when it looks like cheese on a Papa Murphy's pizza. So its more about the way the uh- "cream" in the creampie is drawn/animated, Also the sex is unprotected ( but I doubt any of you reading this will be getting laid any time soon) 6/10 for the rating
4. Ugly bastard
Oh look, its a greasy, smelly, and very old man walking down the street. He's monologing about how he's gonna get laid.. By a pretty, sweet YOUNG GIRL! Tell me.. Who in there right mind would bust a fat NUT watching a sweaty pig stick his fat lil pork shlong in a young pretty girl??? WHO IS PROBABLY FUCKING HIM AGAINST HER WILL! That's the other thing, its always the violation and then he leaves her dripping in his nasty seed. I try my best to separate the "kink" from the individual who has it, we don't kink shame around here. If you like the ugly bastard tag, then cool. I just think it's gross, but I don't think YOU are gross.I'm just confused as to WHY, just WHY?!?- 2/10.
5.Futanari
HOO BOY! Did your parents tell you that you're a gaymo if you want a lil meat-in-the-rear? Well guess what DAD? Ive got a CHICK with a DICK- Yup. You read that right, "CHICKS WITH DICKS" it's actually the most heterosexual thing known in hentai history. If the meat wasn't going in YOUR arse it be going in a GIRLS arse, and that's pretty gay. So if SHE'S got the meat and it goes in YOU, than it's still straight. This is also great if you've got a thing for dominate women in the bedroom or "dommy mommys" since she's on top. So if you're into tickling your prostate with some of that chick dong( like me) then FUTANARI IS YO THANG!!! 10/10 For my TOTALLY unbiased rating.
There's a lot to unpack here, so I'll make a part 2 when I get the time, meanwhile you should try getting some bitches or eat a ketchup cheese and butter sandwich. Whatever works for you!
P. S. Enjoy your sandwich 😏🍞