No Moment Lost, No Consequence

24.Female.Montreal, currently in Manchester! I love wiggly giggly jellyfish, anything that makes me laugh or smile, good ol' rock & roll, anything Jim Henson, photography, my incessant fascination with human beings, languages and the sunshine in my life <3  

[gracekraft]

please help me recharge

[mayakern]

Hey! Our car is wrecked and we are stuck in Texas for an undetermined amount of time! It’s very expensive and stressful so we’re listing some of the store items we have with us and putting them in the store and a lot of them are on sale!

store.mayakern.com

[pusheen]

[linssweater]

This thread omg

[brunopixels]

[graylish]

that’s it. that’s the comic

[chi-wa-wa]

Im so used to seeing negative artist comics. this is refreshing!

[cockyroaches]

I-I…. this was unexpected

[mahoufruit]

I literally said “Wait, what?”

[cybergata]

Family Throws Their Cat A Quinceañera For Her 15th Birthday

[eternallytender]

@ashleydarling

[ashleydarling]

same

[muffinpines]

his first pride :) reblog if u support him

[thedragoon-deactivated20200430]

[lothlenan]

This is all I’ve done so far! I cringed at the idea of doing a comparison because my own art looks terrible when compared to the original masterpieces, but since others have done it I figured I may as well.   ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ The most fun part about doing these pieces is that I feel I’m exploring the original painters’ mind a little. And hopefully learning something from them in the process! :P

[adelle-ein]

✧☾♥☾✧

[drawkill]

Magikarp and me 🎵

[baddies]

When you wash your face & put your hair up and lay in bed with a big t-shirt boy that is heaven.

[odangomoon]

(σ*´∀｀)♪ヽ(´▽｀)/

[drawkill]

fish friend

[everthesame]

Thats the weirdest erotic sentence i’ve read all month

[naznomad]

this fucking post singlehandedly ruined my life

[hedwig-dordt]

You don’t really appreciate how fucking great fan fic is when it comes to writing sex untill you stop to recognise how Serious Literary Stars fail at writing sex.

[shredsandpatches]

DO A BARREL ROLL

[jottingprosaist]

#in all my years of reading fic i have never encountered a sentence this terrible #did he just say that his dick smacked EVERY MUSCLE in her body except you know her vagina? #like I'MMA SMACK YOU IN THE CHEEK I'MMA SMACK YOU IN THE SHOULDER I'MMA SMACK YOU IN THE CALF #what is your dick doing?? #how do you think sex works morrissey??

Forget what his dick is doing, what are her breasts doing? How do a pair of fat sacks attached to a ribcage barrel-roll anywhere? Let alone across a man’s mouth and then his wanger immediately after? Sir, why is your mouth so dong-adjacent? Is your weiner detachable, is that it? Do you have your joystick clutched in your hand so that you can score a sweet schlong-to-titty-roll immediately after a kiss and then proceed to beat your banana all over her body in the world’s most failed attempt at erotic massage??? HOW DO YOU THINK SEX WORKS???

[mugsandpugs-deactivated20160917]

… guys

….. Are the sex scenes in My Immortal better than this? “HE PUT HIS THINGY IN MY YOU-KNOW-WHAT AND WE HAD SEX.”

… I mean. Comparatively…

[aphroditeinthetomb]

Like, in My Immortal, it’s at least implied he knows where he’s supposed to put it. It’s very simplistic, Ikea-style sex (insert tab A into slot B) but that’s better than this vague, useless composition of random, nonsensical placement and movement of body parts. So yes, the sex in My Immortal is, in this sense, better.

[adogwithabackpackandshades]

I don’t know about y’all, but my bulbous salutation is always in a pained frenzy.

[faeri-sami]

d.va discovers the wonders of pink hair and never comes back from it ft. ripped mom

also known as @blizzard give us pink haired d.va pls

anyways the whole idea came from this amazing fanart by @flowersilk go love it srsly

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