Late Replies

Hi I’m Andrea 📿

[kissmebeforecourt]

[konoko]

god, your worst warrior needs money

[zestivivi]

Witch Hat Atelier Modern AU🌟✨

[nicoretta77]

[forswornka]

[cheshirxe]

Devils three

[littlenimart]

today I faced my fears and learned to draw Caiman properly╰(*´︶)╯

[rozieramati]

[lamignonette]

[segamascott]

[xtinedancefit]

Accidentally clicking on an AI assistant feels like clicking on a link that’s going to give you a virus.

[what-even-is-thiss]

“Cats don’t actually love you”

A cat is a small creature in the middle of the food chain that is fully aware that you are a very large thing that could stomp its head in at any moment and yet it chooses to rest its tiny little head on your leg for a nap and spreads out on the floor near you exposing its belly and its most sensitive organs. It brings dead mice and bugs to you to share food.

Don’t you get it? This tiny thing trusts you. It wants to help you too. It licks your leg thinking that it’s helping. It kneads on you to find comfort. It shares its body warmth with you in the cold and gives you your space in the heat. It hisses at other mammals it sees outside including other cats in an effort to protect its family.

Cats love you so so much. But they will keep trying to eat plastic.

[academic-vampire]

𝔪𝔬𝔡𝔢𝔯𝔫 𝔠𝔦𝔱𝔶 𝔴𝔦𝔱𝔠𝔥

[demonslayerlaughs]

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[what-even-is-thiss]

Me when someone else has a heavy accent when speaking English: That accent is charming and I can tell they put in a lot of effort to learn English.

Me when I have a heavy accent speaking another language: They are going to shoot me the second I open my mouth aren’t they

[kjmoved-deactivated20210905]

[sugarchains]

a list of things ive had to teach/explain this week

yes that is a picture of england as an octopus….manifest destiny

yes, they believe god said to do this (but miss-) GOD SAID

you can absolutely walk from ny to california, with short boat trips along the way. yes a lot of people died. that happens

there are dead bodies all across the midwest? 

me, to my coworker: just because the aztecs were vicious doesnt give spain the right to do wthat they did???

coworker: but they were killing people

me: SO WAS SPAIN??

[riptidethepen]

I really want to talk to those co-workers. Or more accurately at them. I want to sit them down for a lecture and just explain why and how exactly the Spanish Conquistadors need to be un-alived.