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[queer-full-of-fear]

NEW DISCORD LINK

the last link expired so I’m reposting it again. This is a discord for all queer/nb/trans sex workers and content creators and their fans. It’s being moderated by me, @ellahollywood @evathebaeva @demon-butt @jamous and @surprise-dong

please consider joining!!

https://discord.gg/Cc8fJS8

[surprise-dong]

Other Sites You Can Find Me

well!! I don’t think I have to explain much about what’s up with tumblr, we’re all pretty much on the same page here. It’s been so much fun on this website, in regards to this blog, and my experience with tumblr overall for the past 5 or 6 years. Here are other places you can find me!

My website (VERY much still a work in progress, I didn’t want to post it yet, but I kinda have to. the home page does not work for mobile users, I’m working on it. also the site has a backup of ALL my tumblr posts from the past.): https://surprise-dong.com/

Twitter: https://twitter.com/Surprise_Dong

Instagram (currently private due to IRL people finding me with it. pretty sure those friendships are over!): https://www.instagram.com/surprisedong/

Manyvids: https://www.manyvids.com/Profile/1001338275/Surprise_Dong/

Pornhub: https://www.pornhub.com/users/surprise-dong

As of making this post I currently have 3,155 followers. Thank you for all the support and interaction on this site, and let’s continue on other sites!

[surprise-dong]

i’m making my own website rn btw, so when tumblr does eventually implode I have my OWN blogging platform

take that, nerds

[surprise-dong]

time for the ole’ askeroo

1: Thank you!! I intend to keep it up!

2: You can get those muscles! u absolutely can. I also could just flex for u tho if u want <3

3: The metal one is the Master Series Solitary Confinement cage, there’s several places online where you can get it! 

4: You should get one, it’s a really fun kink to get in to! I will say though, it can be pretty tough finding the right cage for long term wear, and I’m still unsuccessful in finding the right one :/

5: As I said in the third question, there’s a whole lot of places where you can get it! Multiple online stores carry it. This one is a lot more comfortable than my plastic one, but it does still have it’s own problems

6: iudzjvsldfjcv thank you <3 tbh i’d really like someone to do that to me one day, just feeling around my body and whatnot as I do the same to them, that sounds super intimate actually nerlifdkjvnekzdf

7: I mist achieve Absolute Sexy

(also thank u)

8: the two genders: girls, and DICK

balesjkdvnjk joking aside I like all genders and configuration of parts! I do think I lean a bit towards girls though!

9: okay if I do actually know you then you should totally say who you are because now I’m curious! ur gonna kill me with that geez

and thank you! i’m also gay! gay is good!

10: first of all, thank you! second of all I suggest. I was just going to say I suggest looking through my “ask” tag but I realized tumblr broke that on my blog, amazing

okay so this was my routine from like two months ago: https://surprise-dong.tumblr.com/post/177269043535/this-is-a-very-professional-and-easy-to-read

(there’s a second link in there too) i’m always changing my routine and just by skimming through what I read previously, my whole routine, while it may not SEEM very different, has had a lot of changes done to it. in terms of diet, I feel like I fit into the idea of “slow cutting/bulking” where I don't eat a TON of excess calories when I bulk, and I don’t go on a huge defecit when I cut. you know I get a fair amount of fitness questions and. im making my own website right now, right? I might wanna make a forum like section where I can answer these fitness questions in a more organized format

11: I really like those boots and I want to wear more heels! I would love a pair of 6 inch heels to wear in my videos lmao

12: hell yeah! I totally agree. I was just giving said people the benefit of the doubt because I have met people who are into the “sissy” kink who have been unaware of the,,, negative effects it has on certain communities. I’m not going to get into it now, but some people just genuinely do not know, yet are willing to respect trans opinions on the matter. idk. it’s weird

it’s a shame too, in concept the sissy kink is fine, it’s just like. almost always executed in a sexist and transphobic way. like I don’t think I've seen the kink used in a way that isn't sexist or transphobic, but I feel like it has the potential to be used in a way,,,, not,,,, like that.

idk. im not a fan of the sissy kink.

13: thank <3

14: I don’t think anyone actually voted for me to stay caged lmao vileujfsvlnsjfdkv

[surprise-dong]

btw to the person who asked what the title is, here’s the link:

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5bf3aa222e9f3

https://www.manyvids.com/Video/957235/Anal-Training-in-Chastity/

i’m just worried about linking stuff on tumblr nowadays tbh

[surprise-dong]

so. I got a new cage and was wearing it, right, and was really excited and sensitive, and was, you know, caressing my balls right, and kinda, you know, came

I mean. my whole goal with this was to cum without any stimulation on my hen and that happened, just. I didn't expect it to happen like this, so. what type of content do you guys want? do you want me to keep doing chastity stuff for the rest of the month, or do you want to see me actually use my hen? it’s entirely up to you guys! (also I did manage to record it in time, will post at some point)

so yeah vote in the comments!

[astoldbycrittler]

Trans Gals Could Use Some Help

Hi everyone, It’s Sierra. I have good news and bad news. The good news is: I’m employed again!!! I’m working for the UPS, currently as a seasonal helper. The bad news is: we still have a heavy stack of bills to pay. I don’t like doing this, but we could  use some help. Anything at all would be appreciated, I just wanna make sure we can make it through the year’s end without missing payments. Thank you for reading this, I love y’all.

My Ko-fi 

My Paypal

[surprise-dong]

watch as I shove 7 pepsis in my ass (gone sexual??)

[surprise-dong]

nsidjvskdfnjc I UPLOADED A VIDEO BUT IT’S STUCK ON PROCESSING

well it’s out of my hands now, minus as well upload some frames, it’ll be up soon y’all!

[surprise-dong]

guys im just going to make my own website, even if it’s like, a shitty wordpress website at first or something, that way I know my content won’t be deleted :/

[surprise-dong]

uggggghhhh why is tumblr so BAD

apparently I have to stop putting links in my posts, as tumblr’s new way of trying to crack down on porn bots is to delete posts with hyperlinks from search results? whenever I release a new video, I’ll just have to say to visit my respective webpages, it’s linked in my bio anyway

[queer-full-of-fear]

Y'all should send me your fav poc sex workers here so I can get some variety on my blog!

[surprise-dong]

same here 👀

[surprise-dong]

i have some things on the way, but im gonna keep it a secret so it’s a surprise for all of you :3c

also what’s everyone’s opinion on chastity? how about dom/sub stuff in general? do you prefer me in the dominant or submissive role? personally i like both.

[surprise-dong]

guys. I’m not a sissy. do not call me a sissy. i know many of you are new to this blog, so I’m not just gonna immediately block you or anything like that, but if you refer to me as a sissy or a boy or any transphobic junk, we’re gonna have some problems, okay? thank you.

[surprise-dong]

TO THE PERSON THAT TAGGED MY NUDES AS “HOMESTUCK” SO THEIR SISTER WOULDNT SEE, I JUST WANNA SAY THAT’S THE NIRJDKNVSIJDKFVNCM FUNNIEST THING I’VE SEEN ALL MORNING THANK U

[surprise-dong]

oh yeehaw?

1: >piledrives you with my ass

2: the tag says it’s from forever 21!

3: >cracks knuckles

it’s time to save the world

4: I love how many people want me to wreck their ass, im really flattered. im also horny so come over here :*

5: thank you! you can do it, I believe in you!

6: thank you <3 it didn't really affect me. also why are all transphobic hate mails formatted like, the exact same way? y’all are uncreative smh

7: if you’re of a select group of friends, really not much I love being sexually open with friends

if I don’t know you? . how much money do you have lmao

8: I would love to but! I can’t seem to get the heart shape right, also I think shaved does look better with cages, personally

9: I haven’t started hrt yet! im still very early in my transition, or at least in terms of my goals for it. you don’t have to have surgery to identify as whatever gender you are! personally, I do want breasts, and depending on how much growth I have in the oncoming years, I may or may not have top surgery. im only interested in bottom surgery if my hen stops working entirely, and even then I’d still probably keep it for a long time, even if I had the ability to get surgery (which is very expensive). while the source of some of my problems are due to social aspects, the main thing preventing me from transitioning faster is money.

if anyone wants to help me with that btw i’d be very grateful c;

but yeah, you don’t have to “pass” as the gender u present as to be that gender. I’m a girl, even if some people think I don’t look like one. if you want me to elaborate on anything else or more specific, just send another ask!

10: that’s a really big compliment okay thank you <3

[fronkinstein]

Reminder: The holidays are fast approaching..

Its been a rough year, and the holidays are fast approaching. They tend to be the most stressful time of the year. Some of us don’t make enough so I’m asking you all to help out with a small request.

If it isn’t too much to ask, please Give this a reblog, Go Boost, Follow, Make Purchases, Reblog, and send your best vibes to Sex Workers and independent sales people .They deserve to have enjoyable holidays too.

With that being said I’m giving this special shout out to some of those fine folks that frequent my dash, and I cannot Reccomend enough that you Go Check Out:

@whereiswonderland

@kitty-kiu

@princess-aries

@a-woozy-youth

@empty-b0dies

@thesweven

@labhandair-prionsa

@gthart

@foreverwanderingoff

@minokilee

@queenfoxbutt

There’s tons more but i could never tag them all i’d simply never have the time. If you wanna add to the list, feel free to give this a reblog and tag others too. Happy Holidays everyone, let’s try to end the year on a good note ok?

[cycloptidon]

Shoutout love and mentions to:

@redwolfrowena

@goddess-of-purple

@littlemisfit

@abrattypixie

@little-babynymph

@deebott

@godshideouscreation

Go hit those angels up they rock and deserve your moneys!

[deebott]

Oh gosh thank you so much!

Let’s not forget

@softtitlita

@espikvlt

@krystal-gem

I know I missed a few too

[softtitlita]

eeek, thank you so much!! but I also wanna mention a few deserving babes:

@yungkiitten

@cumdolli

@muttdio & @kittcritter

@a-smol-cunt

@crownvetch

@thebookoferebus

[yungkiitten]

Awh thank you!! Just a few but not all -

@gingernaturale

@naked-yogi

@ittybittydolly

@midnight-mademoiselle

@mia-darlingg

[mia-darlingg]

Awww thank you! But I have to add @eessac @littlecuriousprincess @littlevirgo @grimygurl @misty-skye

[littlecuriousprincess]

Thank you!! 💖💖 I’m gonna add

@krystal-gem

@cutiequinny

@punkyp96

@laceeandlust

@labhandair-prionsa

@syke-kitty

@prettyboyincubus

@derekisnsfw

@psy-faerie

@thechronicmasochist

[punkyp96-backupblog-deactivated]

Thank you!!!! Lots of my mutuals have been tagged already so go check out the people already tagged and I’m gonna add

@woahashley @kiink @starfruit-galaxy @pillowshalo @godshideouscreation @labhandair-prionsa @kitty-kiu @ugh-as-ifff @daisies-and-halos @chubby-crybby

[daisies-and-halos-deactivated20]

I was included! 😱 Thank you! ❤️ I’m gonna go peek at these! I’m also gonna add some lovely folks that haven’t been tagged that I’ve bought from/want to buy from/you should buy from because they are gems! I intentionally skipped some names that I’ve already seen, like Punky’s and Lavender’s.

@oh-sweet-release @ohainaomi @monsterbunni @latinanympho @lilvampbb @luvanjel @oh-sweet-release @whoathereriri @willoweloise @pribumipalette @fleshxandxbone @salemquartz @xlunaxskyex @cherubelly @pillowshalo

[cherubelly]

ty for the shoutout!! i’m gonna go ahead and add:

@jessisakitty @deadassboy @b0tt0mtext @cherryfaggot @kinkykatdomme @punishmentslut @surprise-dong @enbynudes @lonelyprincessbabe @ohsofttouch @awesbian @dumpster-queerpaccino @transmlmnsfw @runtypup @cyproacetate @kaiju-cum @cutenade @analcomrade

(there are more i may be able to add after work but yeah y’all are the MVPs and i love ur content anytime it shows on my dash 💕💕💕)

[surprise-dong]

thank u friend <3

im gonna tag @queer-full-of-fear and @ellahollywood

I. need to meet more fellow sex workers niuesfjdkvnsif