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Me: yea beacause you'll have me hospitalized ya fake ass
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My therapist: You're not being honest with me
Me: yea beacause you'll have me hospitalized ya fake ass
my dash is dead
hi friends, now that iâm active again iâm realizing that my dash is not. so if 2 or more of these apply to you, reblog and iâll follow you!Â
- 18+
- in university/school
- sw over 150
- height over 5â˛4
- post/reblog thinspo/ed memes
- lgbtq+
- have another mental illness that isnât ed related
yâall this video is GOLD
but anyways
Workout Routine đŤ
Warm-up
đ˘2min running in place
đ˘50 jumping jacks
Stomache
đš30 second plank
đš20 second side plank
đš30 bycicle crunches
đš25 side scrunches
đš25 hip raises
đš30 pushups
Booty/Legs
đ§20 squats
đ§20 leg raises
đ§50 tippy toes
đ§20 squats
đ§20 leg raises
đ§50 hip raises
đ§50 squats
đ§1min wall sit
Cardio
đĽ100 jumping jacks
đĽ2min running in place
đĽ100 jumping jacks
(do that every night)
Daily Stuff
Each morning: 20 squats
20 jumping jacks
20 crunches
Before weightin: 30 tippy toes
Using the bathroom: 20 squats
Before eating: 10 situps (repeat after meal) 30 crunches
Before going out: 20 squats
20 jumping jacks
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INSPO/HELP
ik i donât have many followers but if anyone happens to see this, what helps you get through a fast? do you drink diet soda or strictly water? iâm on day 3 and itâs getting easier i just miss tasting something
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ALRIGHT GUYS THIS IS EVERYTHING I ATE TO LOSE 50 LBS. I eat very weird i know but I was also vegetarian at the time of losing and was slightly picky when it came to food. I didnât eat sweets and was very cautious of what I ate. I didnât work out at all. The veg refried beans with cheese was and is still my all time faveâ¨
đIn no way is this a healthy diet but by doing this I LOST ALOT and worked hard and Iâm still very proud of myselfđ
My safe foods are; meaning pretty much all I eat.
â˘oatmeal
â˘special k protein cereal
â˘greek strawberry yogurt
â˘low calorie bread for 1 slice of toast
â˘vegetarian refried beans ½ cup (weird Ik but it is so good and helped me a lot with the weightloss) I also added Âź or less of low fat mozzarella cheese with it.
â˘lean cuisine cheese pizza
â˘grapes and strawberries
â˘banana slices with skim or soy milk
â˘wheat thin with morning star chickân patty.
I also ate a plain salad for a week and lost a good 5lb during the very beginning.
Regular lettuce
Tiny bit of low fat cheese
2 croutons
A small amount of low fat ranch
I ate around 400-750 calories depending on the day. To lose 40lbs it took me 4 months so that was pretty much 10lbs/month.
Reposting this, since my old account got deletedđđŞ
just binged on like 3000 calories worth of chinese food. miserable and sad
omg i literally just did the exact same thing :( i know how you feel
iâm proud
i only ate 350 calories today
Coffee for breakfast and lunchâŚ
Alcohal for dinnerâŚ.
Fuck me, Iâm a walking chemical.
anything that costs you your peace is too expensive
halloween is coming up so you know what that means: take my adderall everyday so i can eat even less to look my best skinny legend self
You donât have to fake orgasm to help your partnerâs ego. The guy I lost my virginity to wrote a play about the experience, and the character based on me gave a monologue about how she regretted sleeping with him because no one else would ever be that good. So, yeah. Just tell him you didnât cum.Â
Im sorry he wrote a fucking what
bruh
everything about this⌠this statue, the choppy waves, the cliffs behind her, the echo, the drummingâŚ.. aesthetic
Lyrics in Faroese:
Trøllabundin eri eg eri eg Galdramaður festi meg festi meg Trøllabundin djĂşpt Ă mĂni sĂĄl Ă mĂni sĂĄl Ă hjartanum logar brennandi bĂĄl brennandi bĂĄl
Trøllabundin eri eg eri eg Galdramaður festi meg festi meg Trøllabundin inn Ă hjartarĂłt Ă hjartarĂłt Eyga mĂtt festist har ið galdramaður stóð
English translation:
Spellbound am I, am I The wizard has enchanted me, enchanted me Spellbound deep in my soul, in my soul In my heart burns a smouldering fire, smouldering fire
Spellbound am I, am I The wizard has enchanted me, enchanted me Spellbound in my heartâs root, my heartâs root
Did anyone else just get the shivers? Cuz Iâm definitely getting the shivers.
Btdubs, the singer is Eivør Pålsdóttir.
Reblogging again for the haunting wizard lyrics
shoutout to the faroe island for being the only real viking island left
I know the islands are owned by Denmark but this reminds me so much of Iceland
Instantly reminded me of this vibe
Ana in College
Hygiene
Shower everyday to every other day. Always shower after a workout. You donât want body acne.
Brush teeth twice a day. Always wear retainer to bed. You didnât were braces for nothing did you?
Wear makeup at least four days a week. Seven days is encouraged, but makeup is not the main goal.
Skincare routine must be done twice a day. Beautiful girls have clear skin.
Always smell good. That means deodorant and perfume.
Always look presentable outside of dorm.
Always keep space tidy. That means dorm, desk, bed, backpack, and workspace.
Etiquette
Never raise your voice. You should always stay calm, collected, and in control.
Never go too in depth with yourself. (You tend to overshare and that makes other uncomfortable.)
Donât let people realize how little you eat.
Wake up at 6am when you have an 8am class, and 8am every other weekday. Weekends wake up no later than 9:30.
Always wear jewelry. It will make you look more put together.
Studies
Go to every single class. Even if you are sick.
Never study in your dorm. Always find a different place whether it be the library, a little nook in a hallway or the laundry room. Whatever, your dorm is where you lounge. You are also never to lounge (play games, watch Netflix,etc.) outside of your dorm or a dorm of another.
Always pay attention in class, even if you didnât sleep at all the night before.
Always be ten minutes early to every class.
Study a minimum of 90 min per hour of class. Much more is encouraged but work can sometimes get in the way.
Do every single assignment or every single class. Always have everything in one time.
Always do extra credit. Even if you have 100% in the class.
Food and Drink
No more than 1200 cals a day. Your specific caloric intake to maintain your current weight is 2500. That means you will always be in a 1000+ caloric deficiency. If you want to find out your stats, look up TDEE calculator and click the first link.
No binging, you donât have anywhere you can binge unless you want to spend money anyways.
Always try and eat healthier first. Most healthy foods have a lower cal count with a higher quantity.
Drink three bottles of water a day. (1 bottle=24 oz. 24x3= 72 oz./day)
No other kinds of drink are allowed. Diet pop is only allowed for special occasions.
If you are going to drink alcohol, no more than 500 cal during the day. If you didnât plan on it, makeup for it the next day.
A trick for âfastingâ
Iâve never seen anyone else talk about this, but Iâve lost 10 pounds this month so far using this. Something Iâll do is I will set rewards for fasting. Say I finish 1 day of fasting: I get one 35 calorie popsicle. 2 days: A small fruit. If I screw up, I get a day of no food and the reward restarts. After a week, I will get one slightly sweetened cup of coffee with almond milk and thatâs keeping me going.Â
Reblogging this once more because my mom and I legitimately laughed to tears.
this is my favorite video on the internet
mental health tip: save this video. watch it when youâre sad. itâs the best goddamn thing on the internet