Remember me for centuries

inactive! im now at @lavendercasson

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im losing my mind ur telling me i fucking contributed to this

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i still love this photo

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Don’t you dare DON’T YOU DARE IT TOOK SO MUCH EFFORT TO GET THAT UP THERE EVEN WITH A STOOL OK I AM A SHORT PERSON

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I may be a bit stereotypical with the robot thing but~

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that one time someone handed me a lamb?

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“I hover above my trainer while they sleep and scare them when they wake up!”

It’s becoming a problem, really.

munna looks odd from the front i love it

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Anyone who doesn’t like musicals because “no one just starts singing in dancing in real life” has clearly never visited my house

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nor have they ever ridden in a car with me.

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Nor have they ever spent five minutes with me.

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nor have been in a class with my classmates

[drivngschool-deactivated2019011]

Ok so for this extra-credit thing in my english class we have to re-cast Romeo & Juliet and I just

Romeo

Juliet

Paris

Prince Escalus

Nurse

Friar Lawrence

Tybalt

Benvolio

Mercutio

Lord & Lady Capulet

Lord & Lady Montague

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@world-heritage-posts @heritageposts

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HOW ABOUT YOU DON’T PISS ON ME

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[robotmango]

it’s ninety-nine degrees outside, four fuck-thousand percent humidity, and my husband was like, “i’m gonna go for a bike ride.” and i was like “why. no. why. don’t put us on the news like that. local fool collapses on unnecessary journey. don’t do it.” so he says he doesn’t want to “hide in the house” because the sun is shining. bruh. honeybruh. “the sun is shining” does not cover it. its hot outside. its motherfucking hot as fuck outside. our outdoor plants have been crying into their hands all week. whole cars are melting into the sewer. our fucking patio umbrella developed sentience to ask me for lemonade this morning

[awed-frog]

@robotmango, you need to work for the weather forecast - this was both hilarious and so vivid it made me stand up and get some iced tea.

[robotmango]

this is a great idea, thank you. here goes. my audition tape for the weather channel. dearly beloved. we are gathered here today to have a fucking funeral for the outdoors. it had a good run, with all its creeks and clouds and shit. pretty great. now it’s ten-thirty at night but still ninety-two asshole-sweating degrees and humid as fuck. everything is hot and slimy, like being a “borrower” that got trapped inside a bottle of shampoo and then accidentally microwaved. you can see on my doppler radar that nothing is moving around out there because everything is probably dead. the only alive thing is the mosquito currently trying to drill a hole in my leg. no surprise that all the shitbag mosquitos are fine, since the thermostat of hell is always at the devil’s preferred temperature. this forecast has gotten away from me a little, but in conclusion fuck the sun

[scarylullabies]

I think I’ve reblogged this before, but “the thermostat of hell is always at the devil’s preferred temperature” is fucking poetry

[kadywicker]

depression after years of having it isn’t even sadness it’s just being exhausted and being allowed one (1) emotion a week and sometimes your brain is like “die” and you’re like “shut up brad”

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heh putting these doodlies in one post B)