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@chesesnacks
hey sorry im late i didnt want to come
men will PURPOSELY ask you things in a condescending tone and then act surprised when you get an attitude like “i wasn’t trying to start an argument” yes you were travis shut the fuck up
Christmas gift for a friend //w//
when critiquing someone: tell them what they’re doing wrong, but more importantly also tell them what they’re doing right.
a critique isn’t like a punch. a critique is like a surgery; painful but it should remove something that’s going to hurt you from your body. take it like an operation. the healing and the strength. the checkups and the progress.
I guess this is fanart for gb-sp-ask! The girls with bad fashion sense..
//SCREAMS AT ALL THE CUTENESS// Oh dear I’m so happy this is too cute!! -Mod Stormy
Kenny:
“Buuut it’s ten to look, and twenty to touch.” ;)
Kylie:
“I’ll tell your mom I swear to god.”
Kevin:
“What’d ya fuckin’ expect I told ya it was gonna hurt. Also told ya not to jump. So are we doin’ the other ear or what?”
Kenny:
“No, we’re not doin’ it you almost ripped off my ear!”
Kevin:
“If you wanted professional quality then you could have paid someone to do this.”
Kenny:
"Fuckin’ ass hole…”
Kevin:
“Come on let me look at it, I’m sure it ain’t that bad.”
Cartman:
“I don’t care about them unless they’re dressed in little suits. In that case they are fucking hilarious.”
Kylie:
Stuffing, and a decent push-up bra will do wonders, don’t let her deceive you.
Kenny:
“WOW.”
Boobs and Bras
When Kenny’s boobs finally decide to go through puberty she has to dip into her tips to buy a new bra. She really wants to get a Victoria’s Secret bra because that’s where all her friends go to shop, but she’s scared to go alone so she makes Kevin go with her. He’s really against buying a bra at Victoria’s Secret at first because he doesn’t see the allure of buying a brand name bra. When they get there he checks out the bras and says, “I can see why you would want one.” He checks out the price tag, drops the bra, and pulls Kenny out of the store and yells, “We’re going to Walmart!”
Kenny sleeps over at Sam’s house, and as she’s changing into her pajamas Sam notices Kenny’s sad, ill fitting, Walmart package bra. She gasps at the horribleness because Sam’s very passionate about people wearing properly fitting bras. The next time Sam gets a get gift-card from Victoria Secret she remembers Kenny’s sad bra and decides to give it to her because she needs it more.
Sam goes with Kenny to get properly fitted and pick out the proper bra, and because the woman fitting Kenny is doing a horrible job Sam does it herself.
Sometimes there’s someone who knows how to properly fit people at Victoria’s Secret, and sometimes there isn’t. Sam always accompanies her friends when they need new bras to make sure it’s done right. It’s gotten to the point where she no longer asks for help being fitted, but instead asks to borrow the measuring tape.
The first time Kylie went to Victoria’s Secret with Sam she was very surprised when Sam told her she was going to refit her. She asked to borrow the measuring tape and went to the changing room with Kylie. She told her to take off her shirt so she could get a true fit, and Kylie was startled. Sam just responded, “I’m not a lesbian, I swear!”
Since Sam was able to help her friends, she’s taken to just hanging out in Victoria’s Secret and helping random woman. Everyone thinks she works there because she comes in with her own measuring tape.
It gets to the point where all the woman at Victoria’s Secret know Sam by name, and don’t even mind her helping. They decide to offer her a job because she practically works there any way. Now, Sam is able to get discounts on all her bras and even buys bras for her friends.
Sam’s very good at remembering people’s sizes.
Erica is the only other girl that knows how to properly fit someone, but decides not to help others. She believes that anyone with access to the internet should be able to Google “how to find your proper bra size.” The only person Erica helps is Marjorine, because her dad is a big butt about letting her use the computer for things other than school, and it’s in a family space, so Marjorine’s too embarrassed to Google things about her changing body with her dad around. Sam informs Erica that not everyone has access to the internet, like Marjorine, and Erica responds, “then you’d just be helping one other person.”
- The OTHER Mod
I never want context
ah yes, it’s that wonderful time of year for snow, hot chocolate, and horrendously out of tune string instruments
This is the greatest potg I’ve ever gotten
i am a: ⚪️ man ⚪️ woman 🔘 clownfish
looking for: ⚪️ a man ⚪️ a woman 🔘 my son
This gif is just so fucking funny…Like I truly can not get over it???
Like my man Hanzo really did just yeet his brother Genji’s twunk ass 30 feet like it was nothing…
Edit: Gif source is from @peppersnippet
siri read a message from my mom (2017)
i think we’ve gotten as close to a real life Howler as we can get
this is literally the funniest thing Ive ever seen in my life
I cant stop listening to this.