Talking Out Of Our Asses

My hands, your hands, tied up like two ships. Drifting weightless, waves try to break it.

[heypeach-deactivated-deactivate]

Harry for VOGUE December’20

[heyangels]

HARRY STYLES - VOGUE - A COLOR STUDY

[denisvileneuve]

Harry Styles as Alex in Dunkirk (2017), dir. Christopher Nolan

[humantested-turingapproved]

In case anyone is curious, you can put 27 toddler socks on a lazy cat and she won’t move.

[mostlycatsmostly]

23 ski caps and didn’t budge. 😺

[no-lives-matter-that-much-deact]

Four remotes a box of floss and a battery.

[the-addiction-of-you]

Another cat

[sadrien-depreste]

many oranges

[shesmelancholy]

[tyleroakley]

happy pride month

[sandandglass]

Senator Elizabeth Warren on The Late Show, July 21, 2016

[miceontoast]

COME FOR HIM ELIZABETH!

[ghostsandgoblins]

[jeanqrey]

[walter-mckey]

@hot995: See what @5SOS has to say about #HOT995JingleBall!

[gifak-net]

[geniblossom]

Fun Fact: Morgan Freeman does his own stunts.

[thingswilllookbetterinthemornin]

Fun fact: this was actually a two story window prior to Morgan Freeman sitting on the windowsill. Once the house realized who he was, it retracted itself into the ground to prevent injury to Morgan Freeman.

[surreal--memes]

[pondnaravit]

[kingtcholla]

MY BIRD IS SITTING IN THE TOP CORNER OF HER CAGE CALLING MY DOG’S NAME AND ASKING IF HE WANTS A TREAT AND IF HE WANTS TO GO TO OUTSIDE AND HE’S TOO STUPID TO REALIZE IT’S HER SO EVERYTIME SHE SAYS SOMETHING HE LOOKS AT ME LIKE

  SHE LAUGHS EVERYTIME TOO AND NOW HE’S JUMPING ON ME AND BARKING AND GETTING MAD AT ME LIKE OLIVER TURN AROUND AND LOOK IN THAT HUGE ASS CAGE AND BEG HER FOR A FUCKING TREAT OR SOMETHING. 

[kingtcholla]

NOW SHE ASKED IF HE WANTS TO GO FOR A WALK 

  SOMEONE HELP. 

[kingtcholla]

NO OLIVER, IGNORE ECHO. NO ONE IS HERE 

I PROMISE. 

[kingtcholla]

I’M 1000% DONE.

“OLI GO CAGE.” NO OLI 

  DON’T. 

GO. 

CAGE. 

[starsfallinreverie]

birds straight-up fuckin with other pets is my jam

[weirdness-is-good]

[vloggmusprime]

Her name is cheese onion

[correctdichotomy]

(image credit to Dan Hoare on twitter)

I ONLY JUST LEARNED ABOUT THE EXISTENCE OF THIS MUSHROOM????? WHICH ERUPTS FROM AN EGG BEFORE UNCURLING HELLISH ARMS, EXPOSING ITS STICKY MASS OF SPORES TO BE SPREAD BY FLIES ATTRACTED BY THE SCENT OF ROTTING FLESH???

Admittedly, I am easily won over by all organisms that attract flies with the scent of rotting flesh. But the octopus stinkhorn (Clathrus archeri) also has tentacles, a freaky egg stage, and blackish goop, so it’s my favorite now.

[bob-belcher]

[em0-dads]

Me: I hate corny shit

*sees something corny*

Me: *blushing* I….hate…corny..shit…