Tied up like two ships

Brianna. 23.

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I used my mediocre sewing skills to turn an old sweater into a snood for Gaea’s frozen ears

[acutely-autistic]

Babushka

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Do you have any beets, babushka is making borscht

[yeezus-fish]

when a stupid slut asks if there’s going to be a swimming pool

[tastefullyoffensive]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[aubs-of-steel-deactivated201708]

fun fact: The last supper would have been more like this, according to tradition:

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so casual i love it

[thedevoteddemon]

a sleepover with jc and the boys

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

Paul: Judas truth or dare??

Judas: dare

Paul: okay lmao I dare u to kiss JC

[ghoulfr13nd]

Jesus: ok your turn peter truth or dare

Peter: truth

Jesus: would you ever betray me peter

[papa-peach-deactivated20241019]

Peter:

Jesus:

(a few days later)

Peter: *betrays Jesus*

Jesus:

[that-twink-over-there]

Jesus: *returns*

Peter: “Jesus… you’re back ?”

Jesus:

[aaronexplainsitall]

this post gets more absurd every time it crosses my dash

[silverhawk]

may i offer you

a cup of warm boy

[despazito]

[pumpkaboo-baby-deactivated20180]

[madmadamemimble]

[kittiezandtittiez]

[thebootydiaries]

the ol’ razzle dazzle

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[albinotopaz]

[take-49-blog]

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Why has this got so many notes what the fuck Tumblr

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1) It’s title says something 2) The pictures provide what the title says 3) It ends with someone dramatically looking toward the camera

[oswednesday]

cause its funny look how thin that watermelon is its just flapping in the wind thats absurd

[gaypeopletwitter]

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via BabblingBaby)

[argumate]

you can save this cake by adding “Well :)”

[storywonker]

“Well :). You’ve Aged.”

[whoweareneverstopschanging-deac]

[katswenski]

[pattythenest]

Are you fucking kidding me

[whitepeopletwitter]

[cybergata]

veggiedayz  That one kid that just won’t go to sleep.

[guessididntdie]

[kitty screaming]

[softwaring]

[troubleinonepocket]