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who fucking litters. why do i ever see litter. who thinks that’s okay. who. who NEEDS to throw their fast food bag out the fucking window instead of waiting until they get somewhere with a trashcan. what kinda clown behavior. get fucked.

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These boys came to my door on Halloween and I couldn’t stop laughing.

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the hand movement when he said “shut up” i’m slain

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I use the snapchat camera to take selfies…the iPhone camera captures the real me…a me I don’t want to see…

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most annoying things about the signs

aries: “i’m an aries”

taurus: super jealous and territorial but goes after everyones man

gemini: judgy!!

cancer: super specific about their sleeping situation like “it has to be 100% dark and i need a fan on and exactly 2.5 pillows and a queen sized bed to myself”

leo: would break their own fingers to be the center of attention for 5 seconds

virgo: the flakiest people ever, will call you 5 hours after you were supposed to meet and say they fell asleep

libra: will manipulate you for dumb reasons like make you think you want mcdonalds so it doesnt seem like it was their idea

scorpio: genuinely a little bit evil for no reason

sagittarius: never calm down???like please relax

capricorn: will fuck up their own life and then whine about it like it wasn’t 100% their own fault

aquarius: constantly says they don’t like petty/fake people but lowkey one of the most petty/fake signs /

pisces: constantly crying and need to be babied

#WHY IS THIS SO TRUE THO #cancer