just neckbeard things

>implying implications

[fakehistory]

Honorable German soldier doing God’s work (2019)

[powerfulwizard]

You ever google “steampunk gentlesirs”

[lizardsister]

when i was a young boy *tips fedora* m'father

[errorschacha]

Remember, if I make a post that comes across as critical of a phenomenon in some manner, I’m personally attacking you and your interest in it, and whatever it is, it’s now illegal.

[avvocarlo]

[justneckbeardthings]

now THAT is a fine specimen if i’ve ever seen one. there’s almost no hair on his actual face. incredible stuff

[justneckbeardthings]

big bible bob is back in town boiiiis

[justneckbeardthings]

now THAT is a fine specimen if i’ve ever seen one. there’s almost no hair on his actual face. incredible stuff

[jaidefinichonv2]

[outsidewolves]

[onlinepunk]

Could you imagine if edward had just been some regular dude like fucking around with bella and she said with the utmost confidence “i know what you are…..you’re a vampire” and he’s just out there alone with her in the middle of the forest like

[lunarlegend11]

twilight au where Edward and his family just go along with it for kicks:

Rosalie hates it, Jasper sucks (or can’t keep a straight face) so he takes any excuse to avoid Bella, Carlisle doesn’t like pretending to hurt people so he decides his new persona has miraculous control, Alice and Emmett are LIVING this lie

they have an emergency family meeting to come up with basic ground rules and cover story but then just wing everything else

[heidivolturi]

Edward had to tell Bella that they sparkle in the sun because Alice had dumped an entire bucket of glitter on him that morning when he got out of the shower

[ohsalamanders]

how would jacob fit into this tho

[onlinepunk]

he’s a furry

[justneckbeardthings]

hey i just wanted to say that i just moved to a new place and with that comes new people and new opinions and luckily most have been good+cool but occasionally i’ll talk to someone and realise just how little they know and ill lose a little faith, and in times like that i come here. the way you respond and commentate on shit really makes my day because it’s so no-bullshit and straight to the point and you don’t fall into traps and basically you’re an inspiration so like, thanks

oh wow thank you very much, i hope you settle into your new home nicely and find a place in the world 💖

[justneckbeardthings]

fully losing it over incelmo

[justneckbeardthings]

TFWyesGF :) i can't think of a way to say i hope you're happy without it sounding passive aggressive but i do genuinely hope you two are happy (in re the new gf)

thank u very much!! she’s so smart i can’t believe she likes me back wtf

[memewhore]

[pukicho]

Doctor: $140,000 a year

Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year

[trilllizard666]

i think you’re lowballing the furry art amount tbh

[pukicho]

I’m sorry for the inaccuracies, Doctor Yiff

[trilllizard666]

no matter how I respond to this I don’t look good, well played. i walked right into that

[boobachu]

Well, furry artists are typically more competent and courteous than your average doctor, so I can see that.

[pukicho]

Did you just legitimately tell me that a person who draws wolf ass is more competent than a dude who spent 8+ years in a university to give you your lung transplant?

[hieronymus-botch]

doctors are bullshit and furry artists perform an infinitely more valuable service to society compared to them

[pukicho]

You will die in 7 days

[hokuto-ju-no-ken]

It took doctor’s like 10 years to diagnose what was wrong with me, some insisting I was faking for attention while a furry artist I knew just went “that sounds like crohn’s” after hearing me complain once and ended up being right

Also I can’t go to a doctor and ask them to draw Rouge the Bat wider than she is tall with tits to match, now can I

[kolbye]

You could if you weren’t a fucking coward

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Human skin is a fursuit for skeletons

i’m going to debone you like a fucking trout 

[omegaboner]

a girl in one of my classes sent out an email saying “you’ll be having a furry classmate this semester” and my heart stopped but she was talking about her service dog