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and a happy new year

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Are you trying to tell me that your spectrum of flirting isn't based around the extremes of incessant ragebaiting and one eye contact per week?

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Lowkey going out on campaign with your politician father sounds so fun. Like imagine being a little Roman and bonding with your dad while he crushes the barbarians.

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Writing essays is kinda fun because you can simulate the progression of the reinforcement of the thesis by not really knowing what you're building up to.

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School is so funny cause its the government being like "hang on for a decade or two while we catch you up to speed on everything that's happened before you were dropped in."

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I know I should put on lotion to save my Poor Thirsty Skin, but, the patterns, are kind of pretty. Also the texture of lotion is slime sadness.

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Observations in a pine tree

People are less likely to perceive you in a tree, they perceive that you are in a tree sometimes and stop there.

Wearing a jacket protects your arms from scratches, but the pockets might get caught.

The process of climbing a tree is better than being at the top.

Remembering that you climbed a tree is as nice as climbing it.

Sticks in my hair and sap on my hands and the smell of tree-home stays.

Your legs cramp if you sit, so be careful on the way down.

I have never seen anything so beautiful in my life as right now.

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My roommate: slightly autistic in her constantly repeating herself and her inability to process emotions. Loves to talk.

Me: slightly autistic in the way that I count the number of people who make eye contact with me and want to maximalism efficiency of daily tasks and don't move my face with emotions. Thinks that talking is a waste of time.

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I just finished short analysis 3 six minutes before the deadline. Another win for the Sockless community. Wear your blue coat

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Taxidermy is strange because you see the animals and you know they are dead but your brain is a little nervous bc shape recognition is faster than reason.

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Is there a way to tell tumblr that I'm never going to like a gif ever in my life so they can stop showing them to me.

I decided long ago and I stick to my principles.

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i have a 10 page essay due tomoeorw that i have not started and i think this was born from my despair

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I have a friend who is very adamant that she does not have anxiety or adhd because "there's nothing wrong with me"

Which was strange to me, because mitigation of responsibility and pressure is one the most wonderful things I can think of.

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Is unreasonable paralyzing dread something that can be diagnosed? I just feel like it would be nice to have something to tell people when they ask why I didn't answer their text for 7 hours.

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One cheese omelet, a blueberry waffle, and all your hashbrowns, please

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There should be a spotify wrapped feature for instagram and tiktok. The people deserve to be faced with their own folly. They should be reminded of the day they scrolled for 17 hours.

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so my roommate left a roast in the kitchen sink for 12+ hours and shows no signs of moving it soon. I and some other roommates tried to convince her that you can't eat meat that has been left out because bacteria, but she will NOT listen. She just keeps saying that her mom told her to. Do I just, like, let her eat it?