128 boys that Louis sucked fucked and killed???? Armand has really had to put up with a lot of infidelity lmao I just know if that had been Louis and Lestat, Lestat would have killed the entire male population of San Francisco in the 70s so Louis couldn't keep swinging the dick around. Louis just be holed up in that apartment with his latest body for the night fondly reminiscing unhinged ex-husbands screaming "I HEARD YOUR HEARTS DANCING!!" while Armand patiently waits for him at home reading blender manuals.

















