what da blog doin'

19 they/them i'm evil

[handsomeboymodelingschool]

Gimme 1 margarita and I saw off my leg!

[dogpuppy]

[charl0ttan]

smoking the shit that turned the clock wise

[chewablemultivitamin]

woke up at 3 in the morning hungry and horny as fuck. I'm Normal.

[kosmogrl]

[sobcat]

ready for what the next week brings...

[konoko]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

Not optional I guess

[kuken-i-buken]

has anyone else noticed that pretty much everyone who is worth knowing seems to be doing really bad all of the time and is never allowed a moment's respite from all the pointless cruelties and horrors ❓❓❓❓❓❓❓

[chewablemultivitamin]

boy turn that clairo off and put a butt plug in your ass

[chewablemultivitamin]

for the past hour or so, tumblr has been trying to show me advertisements for various mobile mahjong games. i don't even think they're the same ones, i have never been even remotely interested in mahjong, don't know how it's played. what is going on

[hikikomoricomplex]

gay people have access to a secret second internet where everybody’s always posting bad-luck-brian memes but they’re weird and sort of scary

[chewablemultivitamin]

sigh,, i miss when the internet was fun and not like rubbing 200 grit sand paper on your eyeballs and brain and soul

[librarycards]

i think fat girls should walk around in crop tops booty shorts buzzcuts dyed hair piercings no bra killing and maiming all who stand in their way with weapons before sitting down for some yummy ice cream and so forth. it's the only way.

[chewablemultivitamin]

i love bugs but the over abundance of black flies due to lawn culture and killing off native plants that attract pollinators pisses me off so bad. i should not have 3-4 black flies buzzing around my room Every Single Night.

[namethatghostling]

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr

[cilantrhoes]