Listen… Kerry gets lonely when V takes multi-day jobs out in the badlands, okay? X’D Eventually his new manager wises up and just asks V to let them know his schedule so they know when their star musician is going to be totally useless XD
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Listen… Kerry gets lonely when V takes multi-day jobs out in the badlands, okay? X’D Eventually his new manager wises up and just asks V to let them know his schedule so they know when their star musician is going to be totally useless XD
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A Spoonful of Corruption
AdultVillain!Deku (24) x Prohero!Reader
Note: I wrote this as a …well not a direct request persay but it was a conversation in the BNHA server I’m in and this was an idea that I ended up coming up with. Some people wanted to see it so HERE IT IS! ALSO PLEASE READ THE TAGS!
Rating: NSFT (THIS IS SMUT) Tags: Noncon, Corruption, Exhibitionism, Bondage, Orgasm Denial
Summary: Deku has long since fallen to the Villain life after making it as a prohero. And now he wants to make you, a prohero, fall. What better way than to break you on camera, showing your comrades how you fell to his level and begged for him?
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FALLING IN LOVE WITH BNHA BOYS
→ pairing: bakugo, todoroki, kirishima, hawks, dabi
→ warning: smut
→ gen tags; ask box; navigation + taglist: @trifliz
怒り BAKUGO
↬ falling in love with bakugo katsuki is like driving your car down the fast lane like no one is watching; it’s thrills down your spine and a pulsing in your head; feeling breathless when he kisses you; being bonked on the head with test papers while studying; holding his hand while drive to nowhere in particular; passionate kisses that make your toes curl; seeing him at the pool and flushing like a cherry; late night phone calls where his gruff and husky voices makes you feel funny; watching him take down bad guys with a smirk on his face and never feeling more attracted to him in your life; it’s knowing that with all his cold shoulders and complaining translate directly into how much he cares.
↬ bakugo katsuki falling in love with you is seeing you smile and scowling at that fluttering feeling in his chest; it’s kissing your hand when he’s holding it while no ones looking; feeling a heated urge when he sees you at the pool wearing that; study dates where he can’t help but think how cute you look while you chew on your pencil; late phone calls where your soft voice lulls him to sleep; trying his best to impress you while he’s blowing up shit, proud of himself; pretending he doesn’t care but scared that if he showed you how badly he wanted you you might run away; seeing you walk toward him in the hallway with this glow and he never wants this to change. ever.
氷 TODOROKI
↬ falling in love with shoto todoroki is like watching cherry blossom petals fall around you like a dream; it’s gentle touches and longing looks; standing right next to him whenever the two of you are in the same room; it’s because even when all you see and hear is chaos, he is the only sense of calmness and right everywhere you look; him giving you soba noodles that he so happened to accidently make too much of; his hand from his cool side touching you and still leaving a burning sensation on your skin; switching which side you walk on during dates depending on the season; seeing him as not just hot and cold, but warm and cool.
↬ shoto todoroki falling in love with you is breathing in fresh air on a chilly autumn day, hugs and cuddles for the first time; kisses that make a warmth in his chest blossom; being scared of losing you after villain’s had attacked ua, holding you tightly against his chest; not being able to sleep and going to your room to chat; going to cafe’s and having to be dragged away; whispering your name like a prayer in your ear when you’re about to come, watching you sleep so peacefully afterwards; your eyes, filling with compassion and heartache and love when he talks about his childhood and father; his pride, when you don’t take shit from his father and stand up to him; his world, right in front of him this whole time.
岩 KIRISHIMA
↬ falling in love with kirishima is like stepping into the sun after being exposed to night for years; it’s seeing him smile and a thousand emotions exploding in your chest; his support no matter what path you take; his love overflowing you like a current, reminding you how beautiful you are to him; his determination, filling you with a sense of pride; working out with him, telling you how “manly” you look; constant cuddles, so much that the other student of class 1-a tell you to get a room; getting the best hugs, ones that lift you off the ground and make your stretch out your legs like a leopard; loving kirishima for the selfless man he is.
↬ kirishima falling in love with you is admiring your strength and courage to be who you are and pushing him to be his best every day; it’s soft cuddles in the bath, loving when you touch his long hair; it’s walking you home from school; talking about you so much that bakugou threatens to blow his head up; texting you wholesome shit to see if you’ll smile in class and then getting his phone taken away; it’s having you officially join the bakusquad because you’re practically a member anyway; it’s the whole room lighting up when you enter; always being as close as humanly possible, because you light a warm flame inside of him.
翼 HAWKS
↬ falling in love with hawks is like running your hand into a steady stream that turns into a mighty river; it’s watching him fly and your heart travelling with him; it’s that smile of his that turns your insides to mush; him carrying you through the sky and kissing you on some rooftop; lunch dates where you just talk about whatever; seeing him on the pro hero charts and feeling a rush of warmth, congratulating him with a peck on his cheek; it’s visiting his apartment at night, when the darkness begins to consume him; it’s his wings wrapping around you both to pull you close as he fucks you from behind, murmuring praises into your ear and hold you throughout the night as he spoons you from behind, the haziness of the night swallowing you whole.
↬ hawks falling in love with you is watching you from buildings, worried about your safety; sometimes it’s refusal to talk about work and you desperately calling out to him; later it’s delicately kissing you on the head, as you bury your face into his chest; it’s seeing you trust him, believe in what he’s doing; listening to him talk about his past; it’s thinking about you at night, grasping at the empty bedsheets next to him; standing to close to you in the morning at work, making you flustered with the attention; it’s locking his office and using his wings to shield you; it’s you gently cleaning his wings for him while he traces your hips in the shower; it’s seeing you today and the next day and the next.
火 DABI
↬ falling in love with dabi is like dousing yourself in kerosene and hoping you don’t light aflame, and enduring as skin peels and blisters; it’s watching him closely, too closely; it’s catching his attention and finding yourself in an unknown basement, kidnapped; questions and questions but never about how you are, just who and when and where and why; it’s seeing the sadness in his eyes, wanting to take it away even when he is your captor; it’s joining the league, because as much as he hid his distress at the thought of you leaving, you knew; it’s going to his bedroom at night because it’s too cold and risking being turned to ash, just at the promise of a little warmth; it’s him looking at you with wonder and curiosity as you hold his face in your hands without disgust, even kissing him.
↬ dabi falling in love with you is cold-blooded fear; it’s something nostalgic and foreign in his chest that he doesn’t want anymore, but it’s heavy when he steps close to you; it’s keeping watch over you the longest, though no one mentions it; refusing to answer to your questions, but still listening to your one-sided conversations; it’s feeling his shoulders unclench when he hears your voice; it’s panic in chest when shigaraki talks about letting you go again since you’re not a treat to the league; it’s aggressive tears that sting his face and creating a burning sensation again when he even thinks about it; it’s ecstacy swallowing him whole when you tell everyone you’re staying; it’s holding you so tight he could break your bones when you slip into his room at night, afraid he’ll break if he lets go; so he doesn’t.
Hey! Could I request some general NSFW headcanons for Todoroki when you have the time? Thanks!!
sure thing bb ! sorry this isn’t that long my brain on bad smh.
i tried to make it gender neutral but idk i may have fucked up. also may have spelling/grammar errors. it’s late yall. this is awkwardly written.
When They Hit Your Cervix
Characters: Bakugou, Shigaraki, Deku, Shihai
Warnings: Deep Penetration, Dom!Deku, S&M, degradation, size kink, overstimulation, dumification.
(Btw, the lack of Shihai thirst in the fandom disappoints me)
Hi! Are you still doing those nsfw requests? If yes, then how about Shoto Todoroki 7+13+30? 😳👉👈
Of course!
#7-size kink
#13-tummy bulge
#30- “If it won’t fit, I’ll make it”
Warnings: Size kink, tummy bulge, degradation, slight praise kink, masochism, hints at brat taming.
Just a funny idea that came to mind but let’s say Y/N and her crush are in the middle of a mission and there’s a path they gotta get through but it’s blocked until they notice a hole that should be around Y/N’s size. Y/N looks at her crush with a blank expression for suggesting her to crawl through it and would say “Now’s not the time for jokes, do you really think my ass will fit through that?” And it’s not like she’s wrong, sis has a whole dump truck and thighs to spare for no reason. Thicker than a cold bowl of oatmeal on a Thursday. Just for clarity, she smacks her ass and it makes a resounding clapping sound to further prove she’s too thick for the hole.
I’d love to have Bakugo, Hawks, Dabi, and Shinsou react to that cuz why not? 🌚
a/n: omg is this you short anon? i don't know why, but i didn't see this request until i was literally scrolling through the requests- you should come back to me, you are literally my child- 🌚
warnings: suggestive as FUCK.
genre: crack/headcanons
pairing(s): bakugou x fem! reader, hawks x fem! reader, dabi x fem! reader, shinsou x fem! reader.
making out until your phone interrupts you two
characters: bakugou katsuki, midoriya izuku, todoroki shouto
genre: fluff, suggestive
word count: 2.8k+, 850-1000 words per character
warnings: characters are aged up, suggestive and mature content, implied sexual content, minors please beware
author’s note: how did these get as long as they did
copyright 2021 todoscript, all rights reserved. i do not allow my creations to be published or translated anywhere else.
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bimbo gf ♡
SYNOPSIS: what's it's like being their bimbo gf.
WARNINGS: 18+, nsfw, dumbification, bimbofication, fem reader.
CHARACTERS: bakugou katsuki, eijirou kirishima, todoroki shoto, kaminari denki, tamaki amajiki.
A/N: this was supposed to be a thrist post but I liked the concept too much lmao.
— bakugou
tsuki is so mean to you :(
he's always bossing you around and calling you mean names!
and he likes to put his hands up your skirt to play with you so shamelessly in front of everyone. hmm.. but it's okay bc you love him so much! <3
"tsuki~ no-!" you whine as his hands massage and knead at your ass in the hallway.
"tsuki~ no~, shut the fuck up."
ah, it's so embarrassing when he mocks your whiny voice but he knows you're not too hurt from the way you're looking up at him with pathetic puppy eyes as if you want more.
you know it's your fault he's so mean. he has to do everything for you, so just let him play with you when he wants to, okay?
your dumb little brain didn't have the capacity to do anything right except for looking pretty and milking his big cock whenever he needed.
he's not so mean sometimes though, he'll also watch you try on your new outfits and call you pretty!! that was really all you needed.
he loves you, he does! but you were just so dumb and easy. how could not be mean? <3
— kirishima
kiri loves his dumb little baby so much!!
always saving you from walking into things like walls, doors or even people and you'll thank and praise him like he just saved a whole bus of people.
its cute seeing you two together! it was almost comical seeing a buff masc boyfriend and his hot airhead gf. if you two were in a horror movie you'd probably be the first to go lmao.
he'll listen to you ramble on about your little outfits and shoes while he's working out. you're supposed to be working out too but you're too busy taking instagram selfies and asking him which one you should post.
eventually that's no fun anymore. you'd get so bored you start to whine and paw at him to go.
"kiri~ this is so boring! let's go to the mall." you pout as straddled his waist. he's too busy lifting the heavy barbell over his head. but wow he looks hot.
"just one more set, babe." he huffs.
um... you end up riding his fat cock into oblivion while he's on the bench press.
— todoroki
he never thought you would be his type but here he was fucking you brains out nearly every day and night.
sure, you were a bombshell. an absolute treat to the eyes, but it was no secret there wasn't anything of substance floating around in that pretty little head of yours.
he wasn't sure how he ended up getting involved with you? maybe it was the way you took a particular liking to him and since then you've following him around like a lost puppy.
todo thought it was cute, but one day you just plopped yourself right on his lap and craddled his head against your busty chest. something in him snapped, and he ended up fucking you into your mattress later that night.
it wasn't exactly "official" but the way he dicked you down, took you on shopping sprees and brought you expensive gifts said otherwise.
he loves how you greet him "roki~! hi! i missed you!" <33
— denki
god he loves you.
"denki you're so smart!" "denki you're so cool!" "denki can you-" "denki""denki""denki"!!
he can't get enough of you. so needy and just... amazed by him doing the bare minimum.
you can't help it though, you love him so much!!!
he loves showing you off at everyone. he's just so happy and excited to have a babe like you so infatuated with him.
denki loves helping you pick out your outfits and he gets so excited when he sees you wear something he suggested. it's usually something skimpy but that was no problem because it was 85% of your wardrobe.
he thinks you look so pretty when you have his cock in your mouth too. your pretty glossed lips wrapped around his shaft as you look up at him through your fake lashes. you even let him blow his load on your face!!
yeah, he loves you. <33
— tamaki
he wonders how he ended up with someone like you. he was so shy and awkward and you were so not those things. he looks up to you in that regard but..
tama almost hates how oblivious to how sexually frustrated you make him.
walking around in those short skirts and low cut shirts? why are you pressing up against him like that?? surely you can feel his hard on through his pants. or are you really that stu-... naive?
"tama~ do you like my outfit today?" you smile and do a little twirl and your shirt reveals a little too much skin.
"you look pretty, baby." he smiles softly. he just makes it a mental note to stand behind you everything you bend over bc obviously your not paying attention and your cute little panties are gonna be on full display to everyone behind you.
you're so shameless when it comes to affection and pda. in a lot of ways he's grateful for it especially since he's a shy baby.
he's just obsessed at how you're all over him 24/7. your touch is just intoxicating.
he's also addicted to hiking up your little skirt and taking you from behind until you're crying and begging for his cum.
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MHA MEN + DICK PRINTS
—nsfw + f! reader + various characters + dick prints + hand jobs + lap sitting + more
feat. deku, kirishima, shinso, aizawa, hawks, dabi, and shigaraki.
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deku can’t resist playing with you when he realizes how much you want his cock. having caught you staring one too many times, he tugs you into his lap eagerly and holds you close, so close that you can feel his breath on your lips, a whisper away from a kiss. he asks you what you need, want to hear you say every dirty detail until you’re squirming, shy and undone while sitting atop his thighs.
his kiss is fervent, a fevered prayer as his hands guide your body in his direction. he holds your hips in place nudging your legs open a little further with his knees until he can grind against you, feeling your warm cunt through your panties, already slick against his cock. he chastises you for being such a silly girl; would you have let just any man toy with you like this? don’t you know whose cunt this is?
he’s rough on your clit, finding it quickly and attacking it with practiced fingers, proud at how quickly you’re reduced to little more than a slick, precious mess. he is unforgiving, cruel to your sensitive cunt, but he treats the rest of your body with care, as if you were a doll, holding you close and cooing honeyed words into your ear between each kiss and nibble down your neck, contradictory to each slap of his hips against your parted, trembling thighs.
“that’s my girl… tell me how you want it. you know how to ask, don’t you?”
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I was expecting fluff, so this made me upset enough to ruin my night and I wrote a second part.
Warnings: knife play scroll fast because my tumblr won't let me add cuts
Wake up." The first things Hawk's realizes is that he can't move. The second is that there's a very sharp knife at his throat. "Good. I want to see you when I cut you up."
"Wha? Baby?" A thin slice to his bared chest makes him hiss, pulling away instinctively.
"You make a single move I don't like and I slit your throat you worthless excuse for a boyfriend." Hawks blinks rapidly as if the infuriated look on your face would magically wipe off.
"Is, is this about last night?" He instantly regrets his question as another thin red line is dragged on his arm.
"Is this about last night?" The high pitched mockery of his question makes his mouth dry up. The night before wasn't blurry, there wasn't any excuse to hide behind, no drugs. Just him.
"What do you think bitchass Mcgee?" The stone cold fury in your eyes makes him shrink into himself, feathers going flat. "You'll regret everything you did to me."
"Baby, please let me explain! The heat of the moment-" He's cut off by a slap to his handsome face, your hand stinging from the impact.
"I'm not your baby. Not now, not after what you did to me." Another cut on his chin, the glinting of your knife making him rethink any kind of escape plan.
"I'm sorry! I didn't mean-" Another hard slap and then he tenses in fear as you slide your knife under his balls.
"You don't sound sorry. Not yet anyway." Keigo shrinks away from the cold bite of steel, immediately babbling apologies in increasing desperately.
"You knew exactly what you did, and you have no excuse for it." Hawks shakes his head violently, trying desperately to get away from the threat to his manhood. "Fuck you Keigo."
The choked out words makes him stop, looking at you for the first time since he woke up. Tears were rolling down your cheeks, hair obviously wet from a recent shower.
"Baby I...I didn't know it would hurt you that much." The anger almost blocks out the misery, enough that you lung towards him, knife at the ready.
"I said no. I said stop. You don't listen." Hawks doesn't dare breathe as your knife rests seconds away from breaking the delicate skin below his Adam's apple. "Now it's my turn."
It's hours later when you deem Keigo sufficiently disciplined. His fucked out form is laying where you had been prior, chest still heaving from the numerous orgasms he'd been forced to endure. Slamming the trash closed you lock it and head off to brunch.
"Have a nice nap, trash."
Afternote: @http://tainted-wine.tumblr.com I love all your work and you can do whatever you want but please don't clickbait me with fluff 🥺 my heart can't take it
Newly Pro Hero Deku who isn’t necessarily a blushing virgin, since he’s had sex a few times, but still fucking acts like it.
Whenever he had sex with other people in the past, it was always quick fucks to relieve pent up stress, energy, or frustration. He described it as merely “a little bit of kissing, some fondling, and praying to the gods that he put it in the right hole”.
Baby was a disaster when you first met him.
He had never had anything serious or long lasting due to his hero work and trying to bump up the ranks as quickly as he could. So when you two first started getting serious with dating and actually had sex, to say it was underwhelming would be kinda mean buttt.....
He did make you cum, even though it was kinda rough and sloppy. And not in the good way.
You wanted him to learn your body just as much as you wanted to learn his.
So when he finally got a week long vacation after an excruciatingly long case, you were determined to learn each other’s bodies and kinks.
Now that was an interesting week. Deku was so attentive, he made you cum more in one day than he had orgasmed himself in the entire week. You were pretty sure you saw him writing how to properly finger you while thumbing you clit to make you squirt in his notebooks.
But now though. You created a fucking monster. A monster with a huge dick, that he finally knows how to work, and with glorious fingers and tongue that you’re batting away more often than not.
You tried to push Deku away when he came home still pent up with OFA pumping excitably through his veins. He only shushed you with kisses as he pushed you on your back on the couch before ripping away everything you wore and going to work.
He had been in between your legs for what felt like hours now. Loudly slurping and smacking on your lips and juices, as if he were a man starved.
He groaned every time you whined and bucked your hips into his mouth. His teeth nipped at your inner thighs, pink lips wrapped tightly around your swollen clit as he pulled it softly from under its hood.
After your third orgasm in less then fifteen minutes, you couldn’t help the tears that flowed down your cheeks. You were sobbing, shoving his head away, but also gripping his curls tight in between your legs to just ride out that last buzzing orgasm. When you could finally find your voice, you whimpered,
“Izu, please, I can’t, I can’t, no more, please—”
“Just one more time, baby please, you just taste so fucking good I can’t help myself. One more time with my tongue and then—and then just, like two or three, or maybe four, on my cock! Please, love, just a couple more times. Please?”
You couldn’t even deny the monster you created. You could only whimper and nod, let him smile that smile that flashed on billboards, before burying his face in between your legs while producing the lewdest moan, just from the taste of you on his tongue.
How many times do you think that Hawk’s S/O has walked in on either a shattered mirror or Hawks knocked out in front of a mirror because he’s mistaken it for an intruder?
Too many times. But things have gotten better.
You raised the handheld mirror right in front of his face, steeling your nerves to ensure that you won’t panic in case he reacts violently.
He stares at his reflection intensely while you study his body language. No shrinking of the pupils, no bristling of his wings...he’s handling it much better than last time. It’s time to ask the big question: “Who do you see, Hawks?”
Without missing a beat, he answers. “Me. It’s just me.”
Your shoulders slacken from relief. “That’s right. Good job.”
Next, you guide him to the bathroom mirror. His second test was the ‘intruder that likes to watch you groom yourself.’
“Who is that behind me, Hawks?” You ask.
He calmly watches himself. “Just me.”
You smile. “That’s right.” He’s making amazing progress, but there’s still one more test.
The two of you enter the bedroom and stop in front of the full-length mirror. So many times have you replaced this poor piece of furniture after getting heavily damage. So many times have you seen Hawks writhing on the floor, surrounded by shattered glass.
He may have passed the other two mirrors, but how will he handle his greatest enemy: the full image of ‘another’ handsome male?
You take a deep breath and say it. “Who do you see standing there, Hawks?”
One beat.
Unlike the previous ones, Hawks doesn’t instantly answer, and that makes you anxious.
Two beats.
You really like this mirror. Please don’t destroy it.
“Me.”
Wha...you can’t believe it.
“Hawks...Hawks, you did it!”
He lets out a silly squawking noise when you roughly embrace him. “Well, this is embarrassing. I really was just fighting myself this entire time?”
“It doesn’t matter,” you smother his face with rapid-fire kisses. “I’m so proud of you.”
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The two of you celebrated at the nearby park, feeding ducks at the pond.
“Sorry that I’ve been stressing you out all this time. I always thought I was doing you a favor, keeping the house safe and all that,” Hawks said as he tossed seeds into the water. The ducks gulped them down in a flash.
You decided to feed the shy fish instead. “It’s alright, I know your bird instincts get the best of you sometimes. I’m glad we got through this together.”
“Gosh, this is worse than the time I picked a fight with that stuffed...” He trailed off.
You were about to ask what distracted him until you saw his face. He was frozen, glaring fiercely down at the water.
At his reflection.
Your cheerful mood quickly switched to something more terrified. “Hawks, no.”
He didn’t appear to hear you, choosing instead to threaten the mysterious figure in the water. “You got a problem, buddy?” His wings were slowly spreading out for extra intimidation. He smirked when his reflection did the same. “Tough guy, huh? I know your game. Trying to hide among the fish and pounce on my girl when I’m not looking, are you?”
Already panicking, you grab his shoulders to try and pull him away. “Stop, Hawks. It’s you. Just step away from the pond and calm down.”
“No,” Hawks turns to you. “Don’t fall for it, dove. This is the real deal, I can see it in his eyes. You think I’m stupid enough to get fooled by this reflection bullshit again?”
Your eyes awkwardly look to the side while your mouth opens, then closes.
For a second, Hawks looks genuinely hurt, but before you can say anything, he returns his attention to the water with newfound fury. “You made my own lovebird doubt me, you son of a bitch!”
It happened so fast. The ducks quacked loudly and flapped away in shock when he suddenly dove into the water.
“Hawks!” You watched him splash wildly in the water, at first attempting to strike at the rival that he could no longer see, but his anger was replaced by fear when he realized his situation.
“Help! I can’t swim!” The number 2 hero of Japan was screaming and flailing in a duck pond, in serious danger of drowning.
You didn’t even bother to take the time to appreciate how absolutely ridiculous this scene was. You already removed your shoes and hopped into the water, dodging his swinging arms and wings to grab and pull him back up on the grass. Thank goodness for his light hollow bones.
Hawks was shivering on his hands and knees, spitting out water and...a small unlucky fish that you quickly picked up and tossed back into the pond.
“Bastard almost killed me,” he sputtered.
“No, you almost killed you. This is no different than the mirrors, Hawks. My god, do I have to teach you how to not fight water now?!”
He shook out his wings while you squeezed out as much water as possible out of your shirt. “Baby, you didn’t see him. You didn’t see that annoying look on his face and those badass wings. He was a threat. I don’t know where he went but-”
You notice him eyeing the water again, where his reflection is slowly reappearing as the ripples calm.
“There he is!”
“Hawks don’t do it!”
He did it.
With another splash and more confused quacks, he was thrashing in the water again, and when he lost sight of the winged stranger for the second time...
“Help! I can’t swim!”
Subject: RAPTOR
Nomu!Hawks x Reader (NSFW)
This GIANT is the lovechild of this amazing fanart and this ask:
I twisted the shizznit out of that ask, but the inspiration is still there. A thank you to anyone who makes it through this very long ride.
This fic does takes some liberties in the creation of nomu. Some factors will deviate from canon.
Words: 20k+
You can also read this long-ass story on AO3 if that’s more comfortable.
Heed these warnings: Blood and Death, Teratophilia/Monster-Fucking, Breeding, Mutant Genitalia, Unethical Experimentation, Mutilation, lots of handjobs and cum, LOTS of long tongue action and I’m ashamed, Brief Suicide Ideation, and Shitty Science
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Fertile nomu were the greatest breakthrough that the villains could ever hope for. Breeding saves so much time and resources, as opposed to artificially creating each specimen from scratch. There were two major “programs”, as these sick bastards insist on calling them.
The Mating Program, where the nomu were paired together, one with male sexual organs and the other with those of a female, though there was also the occasional subject that managed to possess both. It was an unpredictable process; miscarriages were common, sometimes the offspring dies minutes after birth, or the fetus develops too rapidly inside the womb and the birth becomes a violent bursting out of the parent’s body. Weaker nomu, usually the ones incapable of rapid regeneration, have been killed from such incidents. “What a waste,” those bastards in lab coats would say.
And then there was the Milking Program, in which semen was collected to later be frozen or artificially inserted into ‘other creatures’. Yeah, they say it as if ninety percent of those creatures weren’t humans.
You were an unwilling member of the latter program, but the assholes sure did love making it sound like they were doing you a favor.
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Hawks is a morning person 🌅, Dabi no so much🌙😴
I just think they are neat and i love drawing them being sassy with eachtoher.
Winter 2021 Anime Worth Watching!
Since 2020 basically sacrificed itself to give us the most stacked anime season of all time, I’m currently buried under the weight of almost 20 shows airing per week. So for anyone who’s looking for some anime to watch this winter, here’s some first impressions! I’m speed running my list this time by only talking about the new shows…because otherwise this would be my great American novel.
If anyone’s interested, I have master lists for both 2020 anime and 2019 anime, because there’s no shortage of fun things to find.
New Shows!
And before anyone asks, So I’m A Spider, So What? isn’t on here, because CG spiders freak me out.
Cells At Work Code Black: This…less comedic spin off of Cells At Work (made by a different studio) takes the wholesome concept of Osmosis Jones meets cute anime girls and turns it on its head. In this much more depressing version, we follow a rookie red blood cell who works in the body of an overly stressed, alcoholic smoker who puts every strain on the body imaginable. I love Red Blood Cell AA2153 and his co-workers, but man am I glad we get the regular Cells At Work airing this season too, because I need something fun and uplifting after seeing my sweet son go through hell every episode.
*Heaven’s Design Team: Have you ever wondered how God came up with some of the weird ass animals that live on this planet? Like, what’s the deal with giraffes? And why can’t we have dragons and flying horses? Well this is a comedy about the engineers and designers in heaven creating the new animals that are going to inhabit the Earth. That’s it, that’s the show. It’s kind of in the same vein as Cells At Work, having comedy blend with a surprising amount of educational information. If you want something light and funny, this is the show for you (though I don’t think it needs to have full length episodes). I’m just hoping there’s an episode about how the hell the platypus was created. Also it’s the only new one available on Crunchyroll.
Horimiya: A romantic comedy about a girl named Hori who fits the image of a perfect queen bee and a quiet bespectacled boy named Miyamura who never makes an impression at school. When the two meet by chance outside of the classroom, we see that Hori is practically raising a younger brother by herself, and Miyamura is actually a sweet guy who happens to be covered in tattoos and piercings. This show is an exercise in breaking down the images people have of others in their minds, and it’s a concept that really hits home in a fun and meaningful way. Honestly, this has become one of my immediate favorites. The characters have great chemistry, and I can’t wait to see more of them!
Monster Incidents (Kemono Jihen): When big shot Tokyo detective Inugami is called to a rural town to investigate a series of strange animal deaths, he finds a mysterious boy with the nickname Dorotabo who has been shunned by the other children in town. As the detective gets closer to Dorotabo, he discovers that there may be more…inhuman secrets to the boy than he realizes…and Dorotabo discovers that Inugami has some secrets of his own. This is a hard show to sell without spoiling the first episode, but it had twists and turns that kept me engaged from start to finish. I’m really interested to see where the plot goes, because I thought this was going to be something totally different just from the PV and series summary. If it plays its cards right, this could be a great paranormal detective show!
Wonder Egg Priority: A psychological drama about a girl named Ai who starts having dreams about a mysterious egg that promises to give her what she wants most in the world…a true friend. Before long, she begins to see how the dream world and reality are tied together, and trippy antics ensue. It’s hard to say more without spoiling anything, but I had to go back and add this one in because I made the mistake of thinking it was an OVA when it’s actually a full series. And what a series it’s starting out to be. This anime has all the psychological discomfort of a Satoshi Kon product with the beauty and style of something from Kyoani (even though it’s made by Clover Works). It’s really one of those anime you just have to see to understand.
Sk8-∞ (Skate the infinity): An original skateboarding anime from Bones, featuring a typical sports anime protagonist who takes a new transfer student who has never skateboarded in his life under his wing. Together they compete in dangerous races and take the skating community by storm. The character designs rival Appare Ranman’s in outlandish creativity, and I can smell the main characters’ ship dynamic a mile away (considering they’re exactly the same as the protagonists from Robihachi). If you’re looking for some wild and crazy fun with top notch skateboarding animation, don’t skip this!
2.43: Seiin Koukou Danshi Volley-bu (Seiin High School Boys Volleyball Club): Yes, it’s another volleyball anime. And no, it’s not just a clone of Haikyu. This story follows Yuni Kuroba, a physically built but emotionally weak teenager who finds out his childhood friend Hajime is moving back to their hometown for high school. Yuni discovers Hajime has become an exceptional volleyball player and they join their school’s volleyball club hoping to turn the unknown team into a rising star. If anything, this anime is much more like Stars Align or Free, where the sport is a backdrop for letting the characters explore their personal problems. Or at least it seems that way after the first episode. I went into this show ready to throw it in the trash because how could anything compete against my beloved Haikyu, but I found myself really enjoying the dynamics of the main duo and I’m curious to see what the rest of the team is like.
And speaking of sports anime rip-offs…..I can’t believe I’m including this but…
Skate Leading Stars: The show where the animators clearly wanted to design another throw away idol anime but saw how popular Yuri On Ice was so they decided to make whatever the hell this show is instead. It revolves around a fictional team sport called skate leading, and we follow the world’s most insufferable main character, a former figure skater named Kensei who wants to return to the ice and join his school’s skate leading team after he finds out his childhood rival is going to compete in the sport. Look, this show is just trashy enough to get a certain type of audience hooked, and it mainly has to do with the best boy of the winter season, Hayato Sasugai, the aspiring team “coach” who pulled most of us into watching this show with his punk appearance, snide comments and smug personality. He’s basically the lovechild of Izaya Orihara and Shizuo Heiwajima in a high school sports anime setting. The show treats itself with the perfect amount of sincerity to get away with being absolutely ridiculous most of the time without making you feel like you’re watching it from a dumpster…like Try Knights. You will know after one episode whether this show is for you. All I can say is, Hayato is worth the watch, and I haven’t seen any 3D animation used for the skating scenes (yet) so that’s a win for me.
Honorable mention:
Jobless Reincarnation ( Mushoku Tensei): Yet another isekai where the main character is hit by a car (big surprise) and gets reincarnated into a fantasy world…but he happens to remember his previous life and narrates himself growing up as a jaded adult. I’m only including this because it looked amazing animation wise, and I love the opening where getting hit by a car and dying is actually traumatic. And I love the protagonist’s parents (who are retired adventurers who just want to bang all the time). But honestly…the main character is the fucking worst, and I don’t know if I want to keep watching it because of how creepy and weird he is. Like…he’s the hit on your fantasy mom as a baby kind of creepy and weird. But for anyone who wants a cool looking isekai that had an amazing PV, it’s worth checking out.
Continuing Series!
Because the real gold of the season is in all the established anime getting their next seasons, I’m just going to list some of the things that are also amazing and definitely worth checking out if you haven’t already (because I’ve already talked about most of them at some point and don’t know what else to say).
Attack On Titan season 4
The Promised Neverland season 2
Beastars season 2
Log Horizon season 3
That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Slime season 2
Re: Zero season 2 (second cour)
Dr. Stone season 2
Cells at Work season 2
Osomatsu-san season 3 (second cour)
Higurashi New (second cour)
Jujutsu Kaisen (second cour)
Not to mention all the shows I don’t watch that everyone else loves…like World Trigger (which I have seen quite a bit of, but long shounen shows are too much for me now) Quintessential Quintuplets, and Non Non Biyori.
So there’s just some of all the anime airing this season. Hopefully, someone can find something they like. Here’s to a great year…well, of anime at least…