Non-romantic fluff starters
âHere, I saved some for you. Try it?â
âI just really need a hug right nowâŠâ
âYou. Me. Movie marathon. Get all the snacks you can carry.â
âJoin me in the blanket fort. We play until dawn.â
âItâs cake, how difficult can it be?â
âSure, it *looks* safe, but watch what happens when I do this.â
âI had a nightmare⊠can you stay up with me?â
âWeâre going to have to raid the neighbors if you want more pillows to turn this into a Pillow Fortress Castle.â
âThis would look so cute on you!â
âOkay, but if you turn the lights off for this playthrough, Iâm not being held accountable for anything I do when spooked.â
âI said we could share a blanket, but if you put your cold feet on me *one more time*âŠâ
âYouâve been working too hard and Iâm calling a Netflix intervention. Not taking no for an answer.â
âIâve got a gallon of ice cream and if you donât get a spoon my tummyache will be all your fault.â
âFight me. Pillow fight. And by fight I mean cuddle.â
âMy hand is cold. Unless we find somewhere to stop soon, itâs going up your back.â
âOh my god, just pet my hair already.â
âAfter that movie youâre staying for a sleepover. I know you donât want to go home and sleep alone anyway.â
âIs there a reason youâre gnawing on me?â
âC'mon, I need a Player 2.â
âI bet you canât make it all the way through the movie without screaming at it.â
âIf you put that in the microwave uncovered I swear I will beat you to death with a plastic spoon.â
âWhat was that flavor of cake you liked? I need to know because reasons.â
âWhen we get that house youâre handling the spiders.â
âGoing to the mall alone is boring. Besides, I need someone to tell me how great I look in all the clothes I try on.â
âItâs not MY fault you scream like a schoolgirl on a rollercoaster.â
âItâs an arcade, do you need more reasons to go?â
âPlease tell me why you were napping in my freshly dried blankets *while theyâre still in the dryer*.â
âCan we please take cheesy best friend pictures in that photo booth? I promise to keep silly faces to a minimum.â
âIâm singing along to this song and you canât stop me, so either deal with it or join me.â
âC'mon, with anyone else this would be too weird.â
âI hate this game so much. Hereâs a link, you should totally play it.â
âI take no responsibility for any smells you may or may not encounter from this point forward.â
âHELP I HAVE A SPLINTERâ
âOkay, but consider that if you donât watch this show with me, Iâll still rant to you just as much about the feels it gives me.â
âIf anyone turns that fan off again I swear someoneâs going to bleed.â
âHelp me, the computerâs making sad beeps again. Make it happy, please.â
âTHIS MOVIE MAKES ME CRY EVERY TIME WHY DID YOU LET ME CHOOSE IT?!â
âI have in front of me: One DVD, seven remote controls, and an entertainment center. This will be a voyage of discovery.â
âIf I die, you get my cat. So make sure I live through this.â
âI need someone to cling to in the haunted house, and youâre it.â
âYeah, but youâre *my* nerd.â
âThe remote is two feet thataway and I donât feel like moving. Weâre stuck with this.â
âYou are aware this was the worst idea ever and youâre lucky youâre my best friend, or else Iâd leave you alone to deal with this.â
âIâd say sorry my mom tried to adopt you again, but it was kind of my idea.â
âThere is a perfectly good reason Iâm eating these mini marshmallows right out of the package, Iâm certain of it. Probably.â
âOkay but hear me out: Fluffy. Sharks.â
âPlease keep your sick away from me and get better soon. I made you soup.â
âThat sounds like a bad idea. Iâm in.â
âIf you donât come up and sing with me, I will sing and point at you. The entire. Time.â
âWe made a pact based on SpongeBob jokes, you canât back out now.â