fuck this handmaids tale country.
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fuck this handmaids tale country.
Silena convincing Annabeth to paint her nails for the first time at 13 and Annabeth choses this green color despite the fact that she never wears green and Silena is sitting there knowing full well that’s the exact color of Percy’s eyes but she isn’t sure if she should say anything because Annabeth is still in denial about her crush
Brett is just getting a public review of his job performance.
DNI if your favourite colour is pink, you like cats, people argue about your gender, you like wizards, you've pirated any sims game, youre a new yorker, your partner is british, all of your friends growing up were online, you are/were a sleepwalker, you're good at coding, you like neon colours, youre mspec, u typ like dis ^w^, or have mommy issues
if y’all are gonna keep making those memes with overlapping text could you at least add an image description
this is not a recaptcha test i shouldnt have to prove im not a robot to be able to understand memes
i see no difference
so true bestie
[photo ID: a tweet by @/melliedm that reads: The worst part about online friendships is not being able to take care of them like why can’t I cook you dinner or pick up something from the pharmacy or drive you somewhere I feel utterly POWERLESS /end tweet]
Joe Biden should give free weed to autistic people
Not even just in the USA I mean in general
Personally or with govt funds?
tuning my guitar to EADGAF to demonstrate how idgaf! lol
tuning my guitar to DADGAE to illustrate how your dad is gay lmao 😂
tuning my guitar to AAAAAA because of the terrors
Headcanon Nico di Angelo is awful as a teacher - because he has never been taught the way he should have been taught and neither did he learn anything the right way. Everything he knows about his demigod life is either violently forced into his mind or blindly thrown at him over and over until he figures out how to dogde.
So no, Nico cannot teach. It’s a disaster. Everyone’s frustrated. He knows, better than anyone else, but Nico cannot tell you how he does it because it’s 99% instincts and muscle memories rather than techniques at this point.
It’s extremely hard and dangerous to spar with him - because Nico’s fight or flight mechanism and survival instincts coping with extensive physical and mental traumas are so, so, so strong that sometimes he just loses himself in the fight and his body would do everything to save itself. And once children of the Big Three enters the trance, they are downright terrifying.
However, that makes him a perfect opponent for an all-out match, though. He fights like a monster - that is: unpredictable, unrelenting, purely instinctive. The monster wouldn’t stop if you’re hurt - and the Ares cabin enjoys it immensely.
And that’s why besides children of the Big Three, they are the only people allowed to engage in a spar with the son of Hades.
one of these days we’re gonna have some corporate twitter account verified of like, idk tom and jerry, tweeting “tom and jerry are enemies-to-lovers <3″ and there’ll be thousands of replies like “omg they are dating?? seriously???” and the Official Tom and Jerry account will be like “omg ofc!! they dont even try to hide it <3 (picture of them hugging or something)” and this will will not be reflected in any way in actual new Tom and Jerry content, yet we’ll have thousands of posts celebrating this as a win for representation
what the fuck are you even saying here. “This will not be in any way reflected in new tom and jerry content” you want them to be in a relationship on the show? The baby show about a cat chasing a mouse? You want gay representation on the fucking tom and jerry show? i get the point ur trying to make here but… you want the mouse and the cat to fuck? you’re mad about hypothetically getting queerbaited by tom and jerry?
post: satire on how official social media accounts use nonexistent representation for clout and then get praised for doing nothing, using the most ridiculous example I could think of at the time (Tom and Jerry) to drive the point of how absurd social media feels lately
obligatory funnyman coming out of a ditch: SO YOU WANT THE RAT AND THE CAT TO FUCK????
dramatize fantasize romanticize ....
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The history of corporate propaganda.
I vividly remember attending a training session with a scan from an 1880-something newspaper that said "unions used to be something we needed, but we're past that now." The corporate propaganda hasn't changed in 130+ years.