11 questions from @edwardianchangeling
Eeeeh? Questions come to me,...
1. If you were a fantasy creature (faery, mermaid, vampire, orc, sphinx, moderate Republican, or similar) what would you be? Minotaur. Oh, the things I would trample. So many things. Then i could be hitched to a plow to till the fields. Then free for more trampling
2. If you could spend a day riding along inside one other person’s head, seeing all of their thoughts and experiencing the world as they do, who would you pick? There is an especially clever little trout that swims in the north river. I often wonder what passes behind their eyes, what thoughts wonderous and wise. What the algae at the bottom of the pond tastes like.
3. Do you have any phobias? Yes. Some nuts.
4. What is your least mainstream-socially-acceptable hobby? I would say cursing, but I believe that has become more socially acceptable in these wicked times. Possibly my hobby where I cover myself in flour and impersonate biscuits.
5. What sort of person is your natural enemy? (narrows eyes) The Tall. And then the Unrighteous. Those much smaller than me. I do not trust them.
6. Do people often tell you that you look like someone or something other than what you are (a celebrity, an animal, a household appliance, etc.)? I have on numerous occasions been mistaken for the smallest matryoshka doll.
7. When you were a kid, what did you get sent to the principal’s office for? When I was but a little spud, I once cursed another child. And then I cursed the principal. And then I left formal education forever to roam the forest in a little egg.
8. Where did your ancestors live a hundred years ago, if you know? We are from the Old Country. You know the one. Everyone has an Old Country.
9. Have you ever made a significant change in your religious or spiritual beliefs? Once I worshiped a small rock. Now I worship a slightly larger rock.
10. You can add any body part you want (tail, horns, wings, additional orifices, whatever). What do you pick? Ooh, so many choices. I would like a few extra stubs. And another mouth to eat more things with. Some sort of feeler to sense changes in barometric pressure (as they affect the egg’s suspension). A few extra eyes!
11. Who is your favorite pop culture, mythological, or literary villain, and why? That would be me! I know of no other creature as beautiful or round as me, or whose curses are so robust!
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