Still Better Than You

CM Punk. Best In The World. Yes, that means I know I'm better than you. rp blog

[woochild]

Thank you @cenaenough

[mjfyourself]

Hey Punker. Did you steal Dragons wife yet?

@chicagomadebatman

[mjfyourself]

Hey, I’m just curious. Everyone else is too. They’re just too shy to ask the tough questions. I’m like Barbara Walters.

Interesting 🧐 it’s all very…….interesting. Interesting timing. Interesting circumstances. Hmmmmmm.

We all saw how you looked at her during the ultimatum.

[chicagomadebatman]

You're not Barbara Walters, Max. You're just bored and digging for something that isn't there.

Try a different hobby. You can stop fishing now since there's nothing for you here.

[mjfyourself]

Hey Punker. Did you steal Dragons wife yet?

@chicagomadebatman

[chicagomadebatman]

The only thing I've ever stolen is the spotlight from you, kid.

Worry about keeping your own relationships intact.

[mjfyourself]

Did you? 🧐 cause I’m still basking in it.

My relationship is GREAT, thank you!

Are you the reason the Danielson’s didn’t have their Halloween party???? Everyone was so excited. Felt very coincidental.

[chicagomadebatman]

Great. I'm glad you made it through. Almost didn't, which is why I'm real surprised you're coming at me.

And I don't know anything about the Danielsons' party. It wasn't my party to cancel.

You're barking up the wrong tree.

[mjfyourself]

Hey Punker. Did you steal Dragons wife yet?

@chicagomadebatman

[chicagomadebatman]

The only thing I've ever stolen is the spotlight from you, kid.

Worry about keeping your own relationships intact.

[theabsoluteone]

Bestie @chicagomadebatman

[theabsoluteone]

HAH.

Nah, pops. I’m golden. Unless you’re offerin’ me your warm embrace.

[chicagomadebatman]

Bring it in.

Come on.

[theabsoluteone]

Bestie @chicagomadebatman

[chicagomadebatman]

👀

[theabsoluteone]

👀👀👀

Sup champ?

[chicagomadebatman]

Champ yourself, ‘son’

You good? Need anything? I’m trying not to be a deadbeat (sorry Rey)

[chicagomadebatman]

ooc; me arriving out of being nose deep in annoying work and studying on 100 as if I never left or wasn’t in the doghouse 💀

[chicagomadebatman]

@theabsoluteone

[theabsoluteone]

Bestie @chicagomadebatman

[chicagomadebatman]

👀

[chicagomadebatman]

What did I do now?

You know what, I’ll take it. I’m not the one suspended and I also have this belt sitting around my waist. I’m in a great mood.

[chicagomadebatman]

[chicagomadebatman]

Would you get a look at that @ro-manreigns

[ro-manreigns]

I’ve never seen something so glorious

[chicagomadebatman]

Putting it on a t-shirt. Let me know your size.

[ro-manreigns]

Pipe me in at a large. Want to make sure everyone can see it from a mile away.

[chicagomadebatman]

You got it, Chief.

[chicagomadebatman]

Would you get a look at that @ro-manreigns

[ro-manreigns]

I’ve never seen something so glorious

[chicagomadebatman]

Putting it on a t-shirt. Let me know your size.

[chicagomadebatman]

Would you get a look at that @ro-manreigns

[chicagomadebatman]

Karma’s a bitch.

@rollinsforpres

[princedevitt]

[theabsoluteone]

Hi @chicagomadebatman

[theabsoluteone]

WHEN YOU ADOPTED ME YOU SIGNED UP FOR THIS. THAT'S ON YOU.

[chicagomadebatman]

Pretty soon I’m not gonna have enough for child support with all your brothers and sisters running around. Since you’re allegedly adopted now.

[theabsoluteone]

WDYM you're a billionaire you can afford me. You can drop that allegedly tho.

[chicagomadebatman]

A billionaire, wow. With a B. Well when you put it that way, I don't a reason to not claim you do I?

It's hard out here for a single dad.