On the rise.

The revolution is televised.

[mjfyourself]

Hey Punker. Did you steal Dragons wife yet?

@chicagomadebatman

[theabsoluteone]

Dude.

[kelleykelly]

Sometimes…you just have to stay on mute, or else you’ll expose yourself 🤐

[theabsoluteone]

😮‍💨 don’t you know workin’ for it is the best part?

[kelleykelly]

Sometimes…you just have to stay on mute, or else you’ll expose yourself 🤐

[theabsoluteone]

What if I offer….incentive?? Aka…..me.

[kelleykelly]

Remember the eyeroll thing? I fear it’s happening again

[theabsoluteone]

You’re still pretty af when you’re rollin’ them eyes at me

[theabsoluteone]

Bestie @chicagomadebatman

[theabsoluteone]

HAH.

Nah, pops. I’m golden. Unless you’re offerin’ me your warm embrace.

[kelleykelly]

Sometimes…you just have to stay on mute, or else you’ll expose yourself 🤐

[theabsoluteone]

What if I offer….incentive?? Aka…..me.

[theabsoluteone]

Bestie @chicagomadebatman

[chicagomadebatman]

👀

[theabsoluteone]

👀👀👀

Sup champ?

[chicagomadebatman]

@theabsoluteone

[theabsoluteone]

Bestie @chicagomadebatman

[kelleykelly]

Sometimes…you just have to stay on mute, or else you’ll expose yourself 🤐

[theabsoluteone]

Nahhhh. Say it out loud. Share with the class aka me cause I’m nosy.

[moxleyrollins]

HALLOWEEN HAVOC | 10.25.25

[kelleykelly]

And new.

Congrats. Only going to blow that ego even bigger ;)

[theabsoluteone]

Aye, you're damn right.

Thanks, doll. Got a spot at the celebration with your name on it.

[mjfyourself]

Richard. You're yelling.

[theabsoluteone]

THIS IS MY NORMAL 24/7 365 52 WEEKS A YEAR

[theabsoluteone]

Hi @chicagomadebatman

[theabsoluteone]

WHEN YOU ADOPTED ME YOU SIGNED UP FOR THIS. THAT'S ON YOU.

[chicagomadebatman]

Pretty soon I’m not gonna have enough for child support with all your brothers and sisters running around. Since you’re allegedly adopted now.

[theabsoluteone]

WDYM you're a billionaire you can afford me. You can drop that allegedly tho.

[theabsoluteone]

Hi @chicagomadebatman

[theabsoluteone]

WHEN YOU ADOPTED ME YOU SIGNED UP FOR THIS. THAT'S ON YOU.

[theabsoluteone]

Proof that he loves me.

He looks at me like he looks at -

....

Pizza.

[theabsoluteone]

Hi @chicagomadebatman

[theabsoluteone]

THE LUCKIEST. I'M EXTRA ALL THE TIME WDYM???

[theabsoluteone]

Mm.