Lauren

20. She pronouns. Pisces Mutli-fandom. Married. DM me.

[highlandvalley]

[rob-walks-deactivated20210614]

no fucking way

[thinned-skin]

Isthis fucking reallife

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

Man this sports Anime has a really good budget

[ommanyte]

“HE ASCENDED THROUGH THE AIR LIKE A DEFENSIVE ANGELLL!!!!!1!1!1!1”

[madeupmonkeyshit]

i died when they put him back on the floor and started cheering 

[mcglassonion]

The myth, the Man, the legend

[chrisevanssbottomlip]

Captain America: Civil War (2016)

[sokkable]

Me: *watching Tales of Ba Sing Se*

Me: oooh fun filler episode. toph wears makeup, sokka writes poetry, aang builds a zoo, zuko goes on a date :D

Episode: *plays Iroh’s Tale*

Me:

[myerstumbluh]

things that are nOt okay:

going through your children’s things (phone, journals, backpack)

talking badly aBout your kid to other people

insulting your kid both to their face and behind their back

“this is my house you have no privacy”

hitting your kid

compare them to other kids

[sliceofham]

• telling your kid you’re doing them a favor by providing the essentials (food, clothing, education, etc)

[heebsthejeebs]

God I love twitter

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

me at 20 years old watching stranger things’ romance plots between middle schoolers

[simka]

I’m almost 30 I absolutely feel this image

[smellyoldblanket]

[maxi-snacks]

[chronicallycreepinginactive]

I hate when people ask me “what did you do today?” like buddy listen I woke up at noon and then it was five pm okay I don’t kn o w

[iwoulddieforklaus]

murray: i've only had alexei for a day and a half, but if anything happened to him, i would kill everyone in this room and then myself.

[teenagerposts]

When you insist on treating your friend

[chrisevanssbottomlip]

Captain America: Civil War (2016)

[deadpoolsheik]

[dezzydoesthings]

I love this beyond anything in my life

[bogleech]

Jessie and James always get this kind of treatment anyway but it’s fucking priceless that they also came for Ash -AND- Pikachu.

[latinopercy]

rick riordan really went there with the original percy jackson series.. he wrote a story about a kid with adhd living in an abusive, low income household who realizes that the generation before him created a world that he and the rest of his generation could not possibly thrive in and then refused to acknowledge that the society they crafted was detrimental to their children,, percy must make the decision to demand change in the end;

meanwhile his antagonist is a blond haired blue eyed kid from one of the top 20 richest towns in the united states who should have had it all but was denied it, causing him to come to the same realization years before percy ever does, but he believes the answer to their problems is to look to the past, to the traditions and methods of the Good Old Days without recognizing that the corruption and depravity of that era will only continue the cycle if they are implemented in the present day – luke believes the world needs to return to its former glory whereas percy realizes that the system will always be corrupt if they don’t invest in an entirely new way to support the younger generation and basically what im saying is rick riordan has been stoking the revolution in us since middle school

[tamayokny]

One of the better and accurate tweets about the X-Men Cinematic Universe

[monsterstaybroken]

Cyclops only saying JEEEEAAAANNNN 

[strawberry-bi]

let bi women dating men and bi men dating women into pride you cowards

[strawberry-bi]

bisexuals in m/f relationships should be allowed to celebrate their identity during pride because, they are, get this- still bisexual

[weedmemes42069]

I miss sleeping next to someone

[iamoutofideas]

fucking idiot doesn’t even know the clone jutsu lol

[weedmemes42069]

I hate how fucking funny this is

[annekin]

Striking Vipers

Danny: Bro, I had a dream we fucked. Karl: Bro, it’s just a dream. Danny: Uh gay, I wouldn’t fuck you. Karl: You wouldn’t? Danny: I mean unless you want to.