I'm a real chick magent

[chicken-fluff-butts]

weird sound effect

[dejasquietplace]

an expert analysis of my five day old chicks

[dejasquietplace]

an expert analysis of my four week old chicks

[dejasquietplace]

by popular demand: an expert analysis of my seventeen week old chickens (soon to be laying eggs)

[dejasquietplace]

i’ve told them everyone loves them but i’m afraid they don’t speak english

[homeofhousechickens]

So pretty and dainty

[autisticbabayaga]

I'm gonna fluff! I'm gonna puff!!

[autisticbabayaga]

Ma'am you are a Muppet.

[mellifexfarm]

wise words from anemone head

[mellifexfarm]

locked out chia because she wouldnt stop bullying wren out of the nestbox and she just said okay. ill get in through the roof idiot

[mellifexfarm]

i got a new microphone. enjoy some chicken noises

[chickendinosaurs]

Extend

[pangur-and-grim]

[chainedbones]

Take

[autisticbabayaga]

Would you like to buy some Girl Scout cookies?

[mellifexfarm]

whats the best way to trim the crest+beard of a silkie? this lady can barely see with all that floof! 

[mellifexfarm]

apparently some people use little headbands to keep the fluff out of their eyes

[lord-kitschener]

80s chickens

[yemenitehole]

yo im late but when i first got my polish frizzle bantams years ago from their breeder their crests were up to keep them out of the mud (because they’re show birds) and the result was amazing

chef hats/make-up brush hair

[mellifexfarm]

i love them thank you for the advice

[draconym]

[mellifexfarm]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[clickthefrog]

I had to Google what frizzles looked like normally and

[autisticbabayaga]

Spa day.

[a-chicken-mama]

My rooster Tom Bombadil got into a fight last night, raccoon or possum, not sure which... but he lived and he won!! Just lost a few feathers. All my hens are safe thanks to this brave boy.

[homeofhousechickens]

Good boy!

[pangur-and-grim]

💀 I think Yennefer was eating the bedding in the coop (despite her previously being housed w this bedding without issue), bc she had it around her beak and now her crop seems impacted. gave her a bit of olive oil & a crop massage and it seemed to have had some effect? she’s currently caged in my bathroom w only yogurt to eat until her crop empties.

[pangur-and-grim]

have switched the cage to the coop, because maybe less stressful to be around friends? but the troublesome youths are treating this as a free show

[chickendinosaurs]

The little girls looking pretty this evening