The Purple Room

Jimmy, 20, Colorado. I love jazz and politics and feminism and and I post complicated arguments and simple humor. And cute animals. Talk to me about stuff 😇

[kitty]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Rappers are the epitome of “fake it till you make it”. When they’re broke, they rap about being rich. Once rich, they just keep rapping about it.

[blednochka-deactivated20171105]

“Urgent request! Don’t let the cat go inside the dorm! There are already 10 pregnant cats here!

Administration.”

[lovingrot]

Let Him In He Just Wants To

Fuck

[straightgirl-deactivated2013102]

i love medieval art it’s like

first there’s a bull just shittin on this guy

gremlin dude shooting arrows into a mermaids ass ok

someone fuckin boneless dancing to this hot violin song what

my favorite one a bunch of amputees beating the shit outta each other with crutches

idk why they call it the dark ages when they’re obviously so fun

[creatureprofessor]

indeed

[chunkecheeks]

My personal favorite is the nun harvesting dicks

[saber-chan]

I spent all day doing sidequests instead of progressing the main story

[jump-spark]

I know you’re talking about a videogame but this is actually a really good metaphor for my life

[masklayer]

[tzarvolver]

I raise you

[guitarbeard]

Ante up

[iguanamouth]

hey

[loquaciouswug]

i have no idea why this made me laugh so hard.

[slowspinningredemption]

unnecessary quotation mark appreciation board

[prettypinkdork]

There are few things as profoundly funny as unnecessary/ominous quotations.

[ruinedchildhood]

[deadcrushing]

thor ragnarok fight scene but holding out for a hero is playing

[violentcrumbles]

I am unhappy with how perfectly this works.

[disease-danger-darkness-silence]

I refuse to believe that this wasn’t the backup song for in case Zep refused to let them use Immigrant Song.

[translatedpet]

[minerva-is-a-robot]

*drives up to the humane society and yells out my window* YEAH I’D LIKE A MEDIUM PEPSI

[lagonegirl]

[playygrl-deactivated20221219]

i was just thinking about this tweet lmao.

[6i0-deactivated20180625]

This shit is too dope

Dont watch lord of the rings high off your tits. This shit will blow your mind away. God look at those little guys go

[banshees-deactivated20180812]

is there a way to queue a post directly into your mind because i want to remember this post at least once every hour for the rest of my life

[babyanimalgifs]

pizza time

[gabrieldreyfuss]

Guy who likes music

[ethereal-insight-deactivated201]

Is he an alien

[butangel420]

This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

[teathattast]

[ruinedchildhood]