Fine but I'm gonna complain the whole time

Calm down It's just pixels bro - 🏳️‍🌈 - 5'7 on a good day - Mario is the only man who's never let me down

[jump-spark]

Turns out hitting your pen 30 minutes before work really makes Monday less of a reason to blow your head smoove off waow

[ducktracy-deactivated20260315]

does a gay little run that pisses you off

[albertnatural]

[thememedaddy]

[dogpuppy]

[mandywondering]

I mean, in some very interesting Technically Correct ways, they didn't actually die? Now, they're very much no longer alive. But the forces involved are such that they didn't get any of the usual cellular processes of death, they simply went from biology to physics in less time than it takes a signal to travel down your optic nerve.

[dietspam16]

if you go from biology to physics without dying first you don’t go to heaven the uber driver went over this already

[the-big-mood]

x

[journeymanfool]

[lilys-yuri-archive]

to all the trans girls reading this: the world is a better place because you exist

[codes-and-stuffs]

i do think we should normalise being like. platonically enamoured with someone. perhaps i love and admire you dearly and there's nothing romantic about it

[catmask]

you know how they sent victorian people to the beach for their health. you need to sit outside for your health now. okay?

[catmask]

im just someones fat furry cousin in a parking lot

[cherriielle]

**haunting ethereal noises start playing** 🌲🌳🌿

[sonictwitter]

the writing philosohy for sonic in the 2000s can be summed up with "sonic is your boyfriend"

since 2010 sonic stopped being our boyfriend and thats why some of us feel a void in our hearts when it comes to recent sonic stories. Maybe its him or maybe its us.

but SEGA, I would like Sonic to love me tenderly again

[grand-theft-carbohydrates]

stop using chatgpt!!!! take a bronze pin and carve your questions onto an ox scapula, then toss it into the fire!!!! use the cracks to divine the gods answer!!!!

[grand-theft-carbohydrates]

citations still have to be APA 7th edition though. if you plagiarise, the gods will flood the yellow river again. and you'll lose your academic standing.

[dkpsyhog]

(The Gods, personal communication, July 18, 2024)

[sharkfiinn]

oughhhh

[jump-spark]

im shaking i miss him...so much. ..

Mr. Saxobeat where are u

[good-advice-ganondorf]

[evilnicegirl]

maybe there never were any twin towers. like did u ever see them?

[nypaingers]

So I know all you kids are joking around but no, you’re not allowed to make jokes about this. No.

[evilnicegirl]

[dogpuppy]