Chicken Smoothie's Finest

chickensmoothie.com is a super fun site, but like any other geared toward younger people, there will be plenty of stupidity. Here, you may enjoy it.

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My December 18 haul was pretty badass. Hope y'all were lucky too.

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Did you guys miss me?

Sorry for the massive improptu hiatus and all, I was getting sick a lot (and still am) as well as working on a new writing job, but I think I'm ready to clean this place up and come chill with y'all again. =) Look for posts and submissions soon! (I'll also get around to the stuff in my inbox shortly.)

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stahp 

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This is Juli/Hekomi’s boyfriend, please let me know if any of you have heard or talked to her recently. We can’t find her and we’re very worried.

Thanks,

Cory

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Oh shit.

I haven’t heard from her lately, but I’ll reblog to signal boost this. You might consider tagging the original post #chickensmoothie since that’s where Hekomi is most known around here.

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Thank god my sister is helping me because this tumble thing is hard. I added the tag to it, she’s been missing about 6 hours now. I only just was able to get into her laptop, and she has checked her email, so wherever she is she has/had internet, but I have her phone.

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Oh dear. I'm going to signal boost this.

[prochoiceinpink]

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Nope.

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What do you call a cow with no legs? GROUND BEEF

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Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

Because he heard that the ref was blowing foul. 

GOOD THANK YOU

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Fine, no submissions. Send me dirty jokes instead.

But make sure they're not sexist, homophobic, racist, whathaveyou.

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I think you are the best CS blog ever <3 You don't insult people or swear excessively, and are generally respectable and likeable. Keep it up!

I’m respectable? Boy I wish real life agreed.

Either way.

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What, no submissions? Come on dudes and dudettes.

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Sigh. It's hard enough ripping myself apart judging a popular adoptable, without knowing that I'll be ranted out on a hate blog because I can't make everybody happy.

Just needed to let that out.

Well, where are you judging the adoptables? On tumblr? If so you can feel free to respond and try to start an actual discussion rather than just letting them have a free for all. Might help, might not.

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Do you think the gecko "spam" should be brought up again?

Brought up in what sense?

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Hey kids. Submit stuff if you wanna.

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Welcome welcome

We’re just getting started here, but this is a place to rave about happy rp things — essentially the opposite of rppetpeeves (who are amazing)!

Like RP3, this is not for specific incidents that made you happy (“this one time my character was…”). It’s for general anti-peeves (“When people like my character”).

Submit away!

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Yeah, we get it. You like wolves.

So we're not going to talk about the "i like taco's i'm random <.<"?