#dirty jokes

[purplebutterflybabygirl]

[scruffandyarn]

Ok, so a while back I went down a bit of a rabbit hole in regards to names and nicknames. Don’t know why I got woken up a few minutes ago with this message, and maybe it’s already been done before, but whatever. I’m still feeling compelled to post this at 4:42 am (which is troubling in and of itself):

Anyway, you know the tired old

How do you get Dick from Richard? —You ask him nicely.

Here’s what my brain woke me up with

How do you get Peg from Margaret? —You get on your knees.

[goddessavalon]

There once was a man from Brighton, Who thought he'd at last found a tight one. He said, “Oh my love, It fits like a glove.” Said she, “But you're not in the right one.”

I don't know about you, but all of the holes are the right one as far as I'm concerned.

[xxthediaryofateenagegirlxx]

Call me sugar the way I dissolve when wet

[purplebutterflybabygirl]

[purplebutterflybabygirl]

[fluffykittyhangout]

(灬º‿º灬)♡༉‧₊˚.

uuuuhhh i passed out twice but ur pancakes r ready..... only if ur a girl tho because i am a LESBIAN 😳👀i usually dont put words but i thought this was funny (●´∀｀●)

[deathwolf88888]

You're so good at keeping all that tgirl cummy in your tummy, keep it up

Thank you