Autism: I need to have a plan.
ADHD: Throw out the plan!
OCD: We have no plan! We’re gonna get kidnapped! Molested! Murdered! We look twelve! Paedophiles like twelve year olds!
ADHD: Ooh! I like that shirt.
Autism: We didn’t come here to clothes shop. Get it when we’re here to clothes shop.
OCD: If we don’t get that shirt now we’ll never see it again.
Autism: WHY CAN’T YOU TWO JUST STICK TO THE PLAN!?!?
ADHD: BECAUSE PLANS SUCK AND ARE EASILY FORGETTABLE!!!
OCD: You’re just a bad person who can’t get their life together. You’ll probably end up homeless on the street begging for food and you’ll die of dehydration.
ADHD: Eat right now! I see Potato Corner!
Autism: Oh! Stimmy foods!
OCD: What if we choke on a chip and die? Or the flavour dust? What if these chips are the only bad batch they’ve ever made and they’re a bad sensation?
Autism: Stop! You’re freaking me out.
Autism: Who have you the money!
OCD: Did we actually buy the chips? Check the chips are real, just in case we imagined it.
ADHD: I can taste them, they’re real.
OCD: What if because of my poor impulse control I loose all my money and then end up broke and homeless?
Autism: I’m just gonna go into every shop and think about if characters from my special interest would buy them.
OCD: Don’t buy anything unless you want to be homeless.