brain dump

21!! they/them i would be sorry for my strange behavior but this is tumblr

[gabgabgabriel]

i hope everything works out for you, bisexual person on Tumblr

[killjoyfabulous]

[lagooneah]

Fucking love this loser

[thefleetingflashofa-sword623]

Well see how your demon blade fares against my twin scythes you dumb faggot

[zhoudadudugongjin]

Look I love unconditional devotion love stories as much as the next person, but there's really something so deliciously raw about conditional devotion.

I have served you and I have loved you for decades, but I will not give up my principles for you. You cut out part of my heart and took it with you down that path that you insist on walking, but you walk it alone. Even when the bleeding, gaping hole you left in my chest kills me, I will not follow you.

[zhoudadudugongjin]

me everytime one of my seemingly non-specific homoerotic text posts breaks containment

[inthefallofasparrow]

[spidersinmysoup]

"You snooze you lose" anti nap propaganda, changing it to "you snooze yaaaaayyyyyy yippeeeee"

[hobgobknowsbest]

[proteinmom]

[probuccalfat]

some of you are perfectly fine people but you need to develop self esteem and distress tolerance so bad how are you ugly and having the worst day of your life every day

[probuccalfat]

people sent me death threats for this one

[deadreckon-deactivated20230712]

blood is basically the most normal thing for a sword to hunger for. if a sword gained sentience and started asking me for blood i'd be like yeah i thought you might say that

[cryptotheism]

Agree to do petplay with a girl and I just run around naked in the bushes devestating the local ecosystem for several weeks until I get hit by a car and go to hell because I can't be Catholic

[junglejim4322]

So funny when super conventionally attractive people have weird ass tumblr personality disorder and chronic poster syndrome like I’ll scroll through your blog and see some of the weirdest shit anyone has ever said and then get jump scared by a picture of the most beautiful person I’ve ever seen which is then followed by some more of the weirdest shit anyone has ever said

[segamascott]

[strawberryvixentyphoon]

This is what Lex Luthor wears and how Clark Kent pronounces it to ragebait him

[zillywalten]

Dying the day before 9/11 is attention-seeking behavior lmao

[sneebl]

love you guys

[onglydooplemikeyway]

it’s so funny seeing right-wingers on here because like wtf are you doing here. it’s the gay transgender website for fucks sake

[spacedoutsnail]

[pissvortex]

wildest argument against climate change i’ve ever heard

[groovycolorknightlawyer]

Wаnnа liск Ashley pussy?

[pissvortex]

no thanks

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

outta my way gayboy i’m boutta get it

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

my identity has been stolen

[wereralph]

[rhino-kitty]

Let's not argue, mmk?