Tex Dinoco is my sugar daddy

cars shitposts - I follow from @highhighelf - sometimes nsfw - https://archiveofourown.org/users/Druidofthewild

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[kaderp-reblogs]

@chickthiccs you

[chickthiccs]

I highkey wouldn't be surprised if this was from ours 😭

[shystercremlin]

art by @scarecrowbutch

[neolxzr]

i feel like nobody has NOTPs anymore. like if you hate a ship now it has to be for some deep moral reason and you have to justify it to everyone what happened to just not liking stuff that isnt inherently bad but just because you personally think it sucks

[andthelaw]

Reblog this with a ship u don't like for no reason

[foreveriallyzombified]

here’s the facts

donald J trump is extremely fully 11 months pregnant

he is pregnant with a litter of half pig half men, somewhat resembling orcs. they were genetically engineered to his specifications and are rumored to be “super soldiers”

the former president became pregnant via embryo transplant - he does not have ovaries or penetrative sex, so insemination is not an option

they are not in his butt or penis - the pentagon hollowed and ballooned out his prostate gland to act as a psuedowomb

donald j trump is in constant pain because of this so he’s constantly smoking weed which just makes him sadder and more pregnant and it’s not so good for the piglets

trump said he got this idea “from sauron” of lord of the rings

when trump gives birth, his perineum will cleanly cleave in two, and a bucketful of viscous green nickelodean slime will dump forth onto the ground. he will steady himself against a ballet bar and dump out the pigfetuses one by one onto the floor with no umbilical cord

when pressed for comment, donald trump specified:

“I love my kids. They are the best. They’ve got strong blood. They’ve got good genes. But I could have better kids. I could have pigmen. Tall. Taller than me, if you can believe it. These piglets are the greatest — people are saying they’re the greatest!”

[twerkstallion]

SINGING MODE A C T I V A T E D

[x0stormie0x]

Hey guys!! Please report this person for ai usage!! Theyve been called out and are blocking people plus sending homophobic comments!!

[jv8-arts]

Who are you Mr. Hicks? Do you have a legacy? Will you hang up your helmet?

[chickthiccs]

Why am I always being cyberbullied :(

[bisexualmcqueen]

here is your thought of the day

[blextrophy]

Hey lightning mcqueen

[deactivated0201120203020102-dea]

hey

[blextrophy]

how do you put shoes on

[deactivated0201120203020102-dea]

i become.

[goffins-blog1]

@aphobeasriel

[yogurtgut]

When ur boyfriend he he dumb car-

happy belated valentine's day ig??????

[haunted-planes]

Current Oc hyperfixation

[catilinas]

[lurker-lenore]

@bahamacolada ?

[bahamacolada]

Big ass wooden horse with cars in it. Lets be real

@lurker-lenore

[chickthiccs]

Okay but this is a good question

[exhuastedpigeon]

Every unhinged fic writer needs an equally unhinged friend who "yes ands" their ideas and encourages them to write all their most far fetched and insane stories.

[penguinotaku]

@yuki-shipnoda

[chickthiccs]

@kaderp

[nanalineni]

I love how varied and universally weird the circumstances for making lifelong friendships are. Here's this guy I accidentally messaged once and I could not imagine my life without them now. Here's this girl I was so scared of when I met her, I would kill for her and remind her to rest on the regular. Here's this other guy we have so much in common we used to joke we were the same person in different timelines. It took us years to meet in person and I attended his wedding. There are also people who entered my life in absolutely unremarkable ways but changed it forever for the better. It's wonderful how easy it is to find people to love.

[nanalineni]

This is the best post I have ever written, read the notes and be blessed by loving your friends magic

[chickthiccs]

@kaderp here's the girl that messaged me after I put up a post looking for cars fans to chat to who is now gonna be my maid of honour

[ovenbug]

Stinky

[exhuastedpigeon]

Every unhinged fic writer needs an equally unhinged friend who "yes ands" their ideas and encourages them to write all their most far fetched and insane stories.

[chickthiccs]

@kaderp