WELCOME 2.... THE ALIEN ZONE o_O

LAZER • they/them most normal charisk fan + queen's wife

[neolxzr]

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♤ we'll destroy it all, in the name of love! ♡ ☆ my art: lazers art ☆ my writing: ao3 link ☆

more about me below:

hello friend !!! welcome to my blog !! ☆ my name is LAZER! you may also call me harlequin if you prefer ☆ i'm 22, genderfluid lesbian, they/them ☆ i'm a gyaru ☆⌒(ゝ。∂) ☆ i'm actually an alien from outer space (real)

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☆ some of my fav things at the moment: -> deltarune and undertale!! -> persona 5!! -> atla / tlok!! -> undertale yellow!! -> alien stage -> hellaverse -> my hero academia -> the amazing digital circus -> tgcf/heaven official's blessing -> invader zim -> houseki no kuni/land of the lustrous

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☆ my asks/msgs are always open so please feel free to send me whatever, or to tag me in stuff! i welcome spam from my mutuals and followers alike. also i dont have official requests but if you suggest for me to draw something in my asks i might do it lol

☆ also if you like gyaru, alt fashion in general, or cosplay you can also find me on instagram under the same name :3

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no particular byf or dni just like dont be weird. i love the block button shes like a sister to me

thats all! if you read all that please leave me a like on this post so i know you did!! thanks for reading :3

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[neolxzr]

(talking to a gay couple) so which one of you is the sasaki and which one is the miyano

[dirm-skerce]

hey guys i updated my. totally normal, non nefarious, charisk coffee shop au. where nothing bad happens and all the characters are Very Very Normal.

here is!! the chapter!!

[cerealdevourer]

mr holiday we need to open a dark fountain yo

ultra rare bonus speedpaint

[halveablock]

at the end of a world, the pebbles sing a song for their smallest sibling.

(part of a hnk zine i'm making with @neile for AX!!)

[thwarp]

She isn’t her step mom, she’s the mom that stepped up!

Congratulations on your new loving, extremely loud mom

[neolxzr]

deltacharisk 2 update: it now has a rough description!!

currently sitting just under 12k. ive never experienced the longfic writer thing of "meaning to write a short fic and it accidentally became Long" before but it is starting to happen. estimating maybe about 20k at most when its finished? we will see!!!

[asomebunny]

making lists is so important to me like yesssss girl let's break a large concept into manageable pieces

[neolxzr]

flying home w chara ^_^

[neolxzr]

me making deltarune chara say "Greetings." as if they're not a 21st century teenager

[byjove]

I only identified as a lesbian for a very brief period but straight girls do this realllllly bizarre thing where they ask you if you have a crush on them or who you think the hottest girl in a certain group is and get offended if you say no or refuse to answer. It’s like walking on a tightrope over a lake of fire, there is no good answer to give. Inside, you know if you were to say “Yes, I think you’re very attractive, I’m into you.” they would definitely weaponize that against you or treat you like a perv but if you say “No, you’re not my type, I’m not interested in you.” they act soooooooo wounded. And I’m sure some straight girls who do this are not entirely straight and were interested in feeling me out but I do think there are a lot of straight girls who do this as some form of power play. Anyway, it was so weird. And they have the audacity to act like lesbians are sexually inappropriate bullies.

[probablypixel]

guys. guys i can't stop thinking about that transgender rabbit.

the bait and switch of the century. she's a terrible person. she used to be a tumblr sexyman. she's the most popular canon transfem character. ever. she has borderline personality disorder. she's a cringe girlfail lesbian. she's bugs bunny in her mind palace. she's even emo.

[asynca]

Write that one-shot. Those 3 chapters will be the best 10 chapters you ever wrote

[halondrus]

Lady in drive through had a bearded dragon sitting on her boobs and she held it up and let me pet it. killing myself canceled

[halondrus]

art is not my strong suit but this is my best recreation of what i saw when i opened the window. i have to emphasize that she was supermodel levels of gorgeous

[neolxzr]

funny to me that jax from the amazing digital circus of all characters ended up being the thing to reveal that a lot of queer people on the internet have a suprisingly low amount of respect for people who are still closeted

[quiet-doll]

recently saw ppl discuss whether they put their medicines in a kitchen cabinet or a bathroom cabinet and i was shocked by the fact that many ppl said kitchen cabinet. so now i need you to reblog this and say where you keep yours

[cumvvelt]

"Guy" and "man" have different connotations with adjectival nouns. Like "tree guy" = arborist but "tree man" = he lives in a tree, or maybe he is a tree.

[thedupshadove]

"I know a guy" = "I have a useful contact."

"I know a man" = "I am about to tell you a story."

[turtletotem]

“He’s a great guy” = he is pleasant and fun and well-intentioned

“He’s a great man” = he has saved countless lives and changed the world irrevocably