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@chiefandme
dear preparing to move: go away i never want to see you again
i will put aside all the stress of moving cross-country with no job lined up by saying:
i'm gonna be able to wash my clothes in my own home. and i'm getting me some hermit crabs. maybe i'll even have a porch
seriously considering ditching my instacart shift to go to this… Chris and I tried to go here one time and then discovered it was not really a store you could shop at, just an online thing, and then we bought moon pies at the discount bakery next door
it says nothing is over $10!
look if you do not ditch work to go check out your one and only chance to snag starfleet-issue tube socks in quark's mom's basement why even bother living in the ATL y'know
welp it was nervewracking but i officially told my landlord to sit and spin and then spin some MORE, duuude
nah i like him i was a courteous boy. but i'm technically homeless in 20 days now so i hope andrew remembers he asked me to move in with him 3000 miles away or whatever
a safe and prosperous cherry season to you all. let's get gorgin'
things keeping me from wanting to leave MA:
a) my job. i've been here for 5 years and i'm now a big part of our company. i've helped us grow to the point we're now successful, instead of just breaking even. almost nothing about this job stresses me out (prob just the wear and tear on my back). we moved warehouses recently but it's still only a 10-15 minute commute. i spend a good chunk of my day driving around the state solo, listening to music and podcasts and exploring. my boss is the best i've ever had. i make $15 an hour now, and said boss has started splitting scrapyard haul money with me, which nets me at minimum an extra $100 cash a week (but often hits $300). i would gladly work here the rest of my life
b) @operationshylock is a good boy and i love him. there's nobody i'd rather see every star wars movie with while being scolded because i'm not caught up on all the new planet of the apes out there. we are blue-collar MA buds 4 lyfe
massachusetts has been my home for 34 years (give or take those 18 months in mid-'80s caracas). but i've had a really bad year. i was hospitalized for anxiety a few months ago. i hate my apartment, and with rent prices in greater boston skyrocketing i'm kind of stuck where i am. i'm isolated here. i've never lived in a city and i'm really regretting missing out on that experience
my best friend andrew has asked me to move to portland and rent a house with him and his current roommate, chrissy. this is 1000% too much of an offer for me to turn down at this point in my life. a fucking city full of weirdos. cohabitating with people i like. the chance for a porch and, like...a washer and dryer! legal weed shops that aren't being torpedoed by the current presidential administration! why not? i'm gonna drink myself to death if i stick around in this yellow jacket-infested sad-hole. it's time to change
dispensary haul
this is such a contrast. hurry the FUDGE UP on yr legal dispensaries m-a-double s-a-c-h-u-s-e-double t-s-boom boom boom. my liver is prob a goddamn drippy Brillo pad at this point, when i'd much rather be chomping pot brownies or lollipops or soaking in it every night to help facilitate the calming down and getting to calm person sleep already
watching this bar trivia dude dejectedly pack up his workstation after feigning white-knuckle excitement for an entirety of two (2) teams is breaking me
grape chalcedony
legit
my dad has never called me “chief” or anything other than my birth name and this is really bothering me
okok finishing up:
11. share a photo of the inside of your refrigerator --
tharrr she is. by the by if your trader joe’s sells zhoug sauce i recommend it heartily
questions posed by @novimnet
1. describe an outfit you used to wear all the time that you thought was fly as hell -- around 2002 i bought some dumbass golden wool (or it might have been something heavier even) blazer with elbow patches from a thrift store in cambridge and wore it nearly every day my first semester of college. nobody ever said "hey you look cool" but they also never pushed me down a flight of stairs so
2. what’s the best present you’ve ever received? -- i mean, plenty of personal mementos from loved ones...but ain't nothing's gonna top the christmas i received the next gen light-up engineering playset and a lil geordi figure to run it like a boss
3. go-to movie snacks? -- buncha crunch, popcorn, bourbon
4. tell me the weird shit you do before you go to bed -- i find anxiety relief in taking the starchier parts of a pillowcase, crinkling them accordion-style, and lightly scratching my arms with the pointy bits
5. in what way would you most like to physically injure Donald Trump? -- yesterday he said he'd rush into an active shooting scene even if he wasn't armed himself because he loves children so much, so sure: let's go see you play action hero, clownstick
6. if you could see any band or musician from all time (doesn’t matter if they’re broken up , dead, etc) perform at the venue of your choice, who would it be and where? -- aside from one song at the jfk library two years ago (wtf) tom waits has apparently not played in new england since 1999. i guess a bunch of dead people would be more interesting but c'mon, 1999? i've got a civil war-era warehouse in MA with weird acoustics you could grumble about at, my friend
7. a fictional character who has inspired you -- literally the entire cast of tng & ds9. no snark, they shaped my approach to the world more than anything else. i will always fuckin tear up thinking about picard trying not to betray his giddiness over finding some cool history planet or sisko kissing his son on the head or kira telling gul dukat to cram it with walnuts or data & geordi playing detective
8. something you did recently that you are proud of -- this is petty but last night i ripped a homemade "hillary for prison" poster off the side of an SUV in a market basket parking lot. shit is still so surreal and gross to see so often when their awful rape ape already won
9. meal you would cook if you were trying to impress someone or just do something special for a loved one -- i need to dig up my recipe for potato & leek soup. i used to make it once a week 5 or 6 years ago and it's legit. i do not skimp on either
10. describe a place that makes you happy -- whenever i feel stressed i think about aquariums and museums a lot. i think i could use a dose of corny old retired teacher doing parlor tricks in a faraday cage just about every morning. or if i could just look at penguins or one of those sarcastic fringehead pals i'd be v grateful
11. share a photo of the inside of your refrigerator -- i'm not getting out of bed to do this but i'll post it seperate later. there are a lot of jalapeños in there
tonight i spilled evan williams all over my census form
tonight i am a townie
i just installed and tried HQ for the first time
holy glorious everlasting shit that was the most black mirror thing that's ever happened to me
lain
alt-right trump-lickers with star trek profile pics, be it on facebook or tumblr or wherever...
JUST WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE A FAN OF HERE?