Hello naughty children

She/Her in her early 30s. ● Wild mix of everything. ● No minors.

[justanotherguy1138]

[penny-anna]

what if on Taskmaster one of the contestants died in the middle of filming a task but after doing enough of the task for it to be deemed complete so since there was nothing in the rules to say you had to be alive throughout they allowed it. & then all the other contestants bombed so badly that the dead person won the task and in the studio Greg was there like 'wow you all managed to do worse than Christine and she was dead for most of it'

[nemuiro]

みんな寝起き

Everyone Just Woke Up

[shamebats]

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

[loveridden1999]

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

[purr-in-ink]

[ozempicofficial]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

[fromthemindofpan]

Currently watching yesterday’s Ishqbaaaz and I was reminded of the poem “Azaleas” by Kim Sowol 

When you leave, weary of me, without a word I shall gently let you go.

From Mt. Yak in Yongbyon I shall gather armfuls of azaleas and scatter them on your way.

Step by step on the flowers placed before you tread lightly, softly as you go.

When you leave weary of me, though I die, I’ll not let one tear fall.

[kulbashnaya-deactivated20140607]

[twlboaj]

bloopbloopbloopbloopbloopbloop

[rowanclair]

Aurora borealis on a winter night ✨

[levourdalak]

I dreamt that there was a new meme that went, “If I dids it, I dids it. If I didsn’t, I didsn’t.” There was a third line, but I forgot what it was.

[nifeandaccurate]

happy to report i’m back on my bullshit

and a rare variant

[levourdalak]

HOW DID YOU KNOW THEY WERE CAT MEMES IN MY DREAM

[nifeandaccurate]

>:3€

[levourdalak]

THAT’S IT, THAT’S THE MEME FROM MY DREAM

[loveridden1999]

[insomniac-arrest]

allow me to slip into something a little more… comfortable *removes green ribbon from my neck, screaming ensues*

[insomniac-arrest]

stop being funnier than me in the notes of my own post

[importantcatpics]

[academicgangster]

[shear-in-spuh-rey-shuhn-deactiv]

ERIN VEST All The Horses Of Iceland