elizabeth

I let things hurt me and then laugh about it. ☾

[reshipped]

when you’re first to shower and use up all the hot water

[exmellivorinae]

OH MY GOD whyyyy did no one tell me you’re supposed to send thank-yous after interviews?? Why would I do that???

“Thank you for this incredibly stressful 30 minutes that I have had to re-structure my entire day around and which will give me anxiety poos for the next 24 hours.”

I HATE ETIQUETTE IT’S THE MOST IMPOSSIBLE THING FOR ME TO LEARN WITHOUT SOMEONE DIRECTLY TELLING ME THIS SHIT

[a-windsor]

NO ONE TOLD YOU???? WTF! I HAVE FAILED YOU. Also: Dear ______: Thank you so much for the opportunity to sit down with you (&________) to discuss the [insert job position]. I am grateful to be considered for the position. I think I will be a great fit at [company name], especially given my experience in __________. [insert possible reference to something you talked about, something that excited you.] I look forward to hearing from you [and if you are feeling super confident: and working together in the future]. Sincerely, @mellivorinae

[exmellivorinae]

THIS IS A LIFESAVING TEMPLATE

[a-windsor]

YOU ARE WELCOME

[thechanelmuse]

[thechanelmuse]

[pr1nceshawn]

[defydamage]

That was really cool.

[evanspetres-deactivated20201015]

[lyjerria]

don’t make the girl that loves you look stupid. just don’t

[blackrebelz-deactivated20240608]

Something Has To Be Done About Pedophilia And It’s Prevalence In The Black Community.

Black men: do not talk about black girl children and assign sexualizing terms to them. Not on social media, or in real life. “Thot” this, “Hoe” that… these words should be kept far, far away from anything having to do with children. Additionally, all these memes that sexualize kids cartoons are gross.

#BreakTheCycle #PedophiliaStartsWith

#SickLittle ‘Jokes’  #HiddenWithinBarbershopConversations

#WatchYoFriends

#CheckYourMalePrivilege

[menaturally]

Black women too. Stop calling little boys your boyfriend.

Stop making those disturbing ass “ I’ll wait for you” jokes

Stop deciding your son has lil girlfriends or your daughters have lil boyfriends

Stop telling your kids’ teachers and caregivers that they’re your child’s bf/gf

Let your child kiss other kids if they’re young and innocent af ( I care for infants and one just grasped that kissing is a show of affection and kisses everything and everyone he likes/enjoys and when they kiss another child there’s always ignorant ass “ you’re fresh, you’re fast, no open mouths” comments)

[blackrebelz-deactivated20240608]

^^ I never knew this was a thing. 

#Sexualization of black children needs to be stopped.

[17mul]

Real talk

[squeezemetillipop]

I know a lot of  guys who say that their “first time” was when they were 10-13 with girls legit aged 16 and up. 

No one really talks about that but there are alot of older teenaged girls and colleged aged girls who seek out young pre-teen boys for sexual purposes. 

[littlemixens]

why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that

[nothingnowherenoonearchive]

uh 

because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”

and not the slang word for the female genital region?

[follow-puppy-luv96-deactivated2]

literally no one else knows this. nobody. 

[definitelyshitty]

WHAT

[tyronesuplac]

Sensational.

[definitelyshitty]

Remarkable.

[geraltcirilla]

it’s a real word

[snarky-gourmet-deactivated20250]

you: pussy

me, an intellectual: pusillanimous

[beaniebabysnail]

just gonna leave this here…

it was never really about health

[pardonmewhileipanic]

^^^^^

IT WAS NEVER REALLY ABOUT HEALTH

[timbllr]

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

this is so wild, this guy thought his landlord was going into his house and leaving him post-it notes but he just had an extreme case of carbon monoxide poisoning 

[rosie-girl]

Modern ghost story

[cockyhorror]

Did reddit save this dudes life

[gelfling]

What the fuck

[bubblesthewaterbender]

NO BUT I READ THIS WHOLE THING ONCE.

he got the CO detector out, saw that it was in dangerous levels (there was a problem with an underground parkade in his building, iirc), calmly went “shit”, and went to the hospital. If he didn’t get that advice, he would most likely be dead now.

The best part? He didn’t get a webcam app or anything. He just made a folder, called it Webcam, and called it a night in his carbon monoxide induced delirium.

This is honestly one of my favorite Reddit stories.

[odinsblog]

Aww

[yardie-boi]

Black really does not crack wow

[bajn]

do u vow to eat my ass, my whole ass, and nothing but my ass

[aestheticacadema]

do u ever get those days where u actually look kinda ok and u take 400 selfies bc this day may never come again

[thelovethieves]

[moondoll]

2006

Oh my god nnnOOOOOOO

[thatsmoderatelyraven]

I’m getting bad flashbacks to sitting on my computer for hours looking up the coolest and most relatable ones to print out and put on the front cover of my school binder

[nellaavdyli]

wanna get high with me baby?

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