chili cat counter evolution

Coincidences, conspiracies, and cultural crack for the chili cats chasing the rat out, bringing evolution back

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one evening the last leaf on a tree began explaining how silly humans can choose to be..  snoozing under cielings, missing the sight of a nights sky... ive often heard plants poke at how a lack of day time might be reducing my height and while i relay this rhyme i sit here looking at some indoor plants reaching past the bulbs to grab the wider spectrum and get more sun light.    so i sort of take this all as a sign..

the key to communication with the vegetable kingdom is in learning how to listen with your vision.  you see when you listen.    its been a while since i varied my vision so please bare with me my fellow visionary.....

ingredients

4 part dried passion vine leaf

4 part dimethyltryptamine extract(pure or wide spectrum.. i prefer wide...)

3 part harmala of your choice(harmine or full spectrum seems ideal)

i like a little lemon balm, datura metel and others as well.. usually around 12..  secret recipe..  no i wont tell..  and neither will you if you ever get the chance to...

 infuse leaves with DeMonsTer however you prefer.. 

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there are likely countless ways to go about this..  this is just one example thats tried and taught successfully..  

practice meditation.. its all in the gaze of the eyes. practically identical to viewing stereograms.  sit in a field of grass.  use a tiny pipe and take small puffs.  gaze crosseyed into the sea of green.

before the bioenergy tendrils are seen...

its sort of a holographic effect..  the infinite chaos becomes the repetition of one pattern.  it can be difficult to sustain at first.  keep practicing.. you should be able to completely immurse yourself in the green leaves like a holographic nest...

its like the ground wakes up...  almost a little unnerving at first

but after this, they will teach you the rest.   

no matter

what path

you choose

they will always teach you the rest.

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Ive been growing cactus for almost 10 years.. I was drawn to the personality of these particular type of cacti. Always standing tall, theyre very much the strong silent type.. Shortly after beginning to prepare it for drying, i got this very strong feeling that my little buddy here has been waiting a long time to tell me some things...

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the life of a grass sniffer

I just about swoon over the scent of fresh cut grass.. as morbid as that may sound..  with the right perspective, it becomes quite a meaningful(and beautiful) experience... What we smell after mowing the yard are a few out of a handfull of pheramones known as green leaf volitiles (GLVs). They are released when when the blades of grass are damaged, acting as a message to other plants nearby, warning them of the potential danger.  This in turn causes the surrounding flora to change their metabolic state in order to be prepared to protect themselves, should they end up damaged. That smell is a chemical language..  complete with something of an atomic syntax..  the stronger tge scent, the louder the voice.. Plant life is amazing like this.. that fresh cut grass is literally screaming for my bliss. 

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a note about ghosts

 It's about the elegant stumble toward letting go gracefully..  The fear of what could be is highly infectious.. The key is allowing yourself to be vulnerable..  not for a day, but for life.

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Printmaker, Illustrator & Artist:

Scott Minzy

"Sometimes It Hurts Less to Hurt More"

Linocut on Stonehenge

18” x 12”

Edition of 30 

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an exercise in personal limits.  or how NOT to quit sticking needles in your arm...  a conclusion is written...

a key element to all this "spiritual" understanding and in general, to learning the human experience and its finer elements, is never finding the self too far one way or another.  personally, the pain only makes me feel closer to whats alive and vibrant that exists. In fact I would urge you to distrust anyone who says different, even while knowing full well all of this bullshit is more or less a subjective experience. Lets actually take it one step further and propose an activity to allow firsthand observation and insight  into metaphysical phenomenology as it functions on a base level. 

find a good yet nit picky reason to be a complete fucking asshole to someone you love.. if you can, do it at the worst possible moment for them.  If they are in a bad situation, take it from them, become the self proclaimed victim of their own situation, and tan that precious humans hide with it.  if someone doesn't leave, mumbling incoherently, and/or in tears, you did it wrong. 

I know, we have all done this at some point and some have even quit this terrible habit for good.  Well, remind yourself, just to see what transpires as you sit back and observe.  If you don't see the entangled metaphysical arrangements come together like a swarm of trained circus bees act out the entire journey the sun makes every year, in record time, and the beauty of  it all doesn't bring you to tears and ultimately into their embrace....  you missed something really important along the way.  in fact you should probably go ahead and destroy everything in your life all over again and start from scratch just to be safe. 

THEN after completing this activity, as always...

stfu & love

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In Medical First, Scientists Implant Lab-Grown Vaginas in Human Patients

In my opinion, what truly shines about the human experience is how it's always getting weirder.

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better fotos please

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if anybody sees this and would be interested in an art trade/ill finish yer unfinished thing if you finish mine, sorta deal....  its oil pastels for whatever that matters.  i could find or make something else to trade too..  i dont care i just want to do it because its fun.

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I could not define/describe practical reincarnation better than this.  

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One cats infinite is anothers finite.   A constant cycle of death and rebirth until the entire movement is complete.  

Fact is, Chili Cats change.  Alot.  But rarely do they leave.  Well, as long as you aren't an asshole.

A useful technique for a practical approach reincarnation.

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if you don't learn to enjoy the rain, you're going to have a bad time

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Its funny the problems we allow ourselves to be effected by..  My biggest pitfalls in life all have revolved around being in disagreement with something/someone/myself so strongly that I give it more attention then what I enjoy.  Fact is, people will always push our buttons and even crazier, we seem to get absorbed in pushing our own buttons..   

Chili Cat Conflict resolution: Lose the buttons aka STFU&LOVE again..  

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here you go you guys

my latest recipe

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Chili cat condition # 3:  Embrace every passing moment with open arms, for impermanence is the only permanent phenomenon we can expect to be blessed with. 

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I attempted to grow a Caapi vine twice.  Once from seed, once from cutting.  In both instances they were devoured by a cat before their roots grew long enough to get a good hold on the dirt..  Even a high shelf where she never had any interest before didn't stop her.  Have to wonder why that one she went after and never any others..  Cept grass, she loved it. I would sit outside every night and eat grass with her. For whatever reason, she was never fond of cat nip though, which just meant more for me and our other feline friend in the house Sabastian..

Sabastian used cat nap and loved that shit.  He was the most loving cat ever, flamboyantly flaunting himself at any chance to get some rubs.  He would chase every cat around but would never bite or scratch or hiss at a human or any other animal.  One day we found him rolling around in about a half pound of cat nip he had knocked off the counter and opened. He was acting a bit skittish and generally odd, possibly in some sort of fugue state caused by an overdose of Nepetalactone.  And that was the last time we ever saw him.

So Zeke moved in to fill the male cat roll and pretty ungracefully at first glance, but he wasn't the type to pussy foot past a chance for something different..    His poison of choice?  Besides diet of cheetos, peanut butter, and beer...  Datura root.  Dug up and eaten fresh.  It was kind of hilarious and seriously uneasy to watch as he wildly thrashed about at a glass door for at least 8 or 9 hours.  All seemed well after that episode until a little later he jumped out of a second story window and hit the road.. I always imagined he ran off to go find Sebastian then live their remaining lives out blissfully in some homo-erotic feline fairy tale of a love story that would knock my socks off.